A Bit of Fun A Tale of Fashion and a Party Invite
Mrs Smythe takes her husband to a mannequin parade where an evening gown catches her eye. She suggests it would be perfect for their party next Saturday and her husband agrees, remarking on inviting the wearer.
Birthday Wish Sparks Manager’s Gentle Prank
A manager asks his assistant for a birthday idea to please his wife at home. The assistant bluntly suggests removing lipstick from the manager’s ear, delivering a humorous misread moment in the exchange.
Old Age Deaths and Fish Shrinking Claim Riffs
A humorous exchange questions if cars reduce old age deaths by preventing over-exertion. A scientist allegedly asserts fish shrink after death, though anglers deny it. The banter playfully links science to everyday witticisms.
Before or After First Clubman I Wish I Was Dead
Second Clubman asks if you married her or not, framing a dramatic query about union and motive. The exchange hints at contemporary tensions and relationship stakes within social circles.
All-Fashioned Girl vs Modern Young Man Exchange
A light quarrel plays out in rhymed lines as an old fashioned sweetheart warns a modern suitor that she has saved her kisses for a man of substance. He retorts that he is ready to claim those lifelong savings.
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Jeaior
Fernere
Claudette Colbert
Paris
Ruby Keeler
Relief for Aliens and Barkley Nominating Echoes
A column mocks relief for aliens across borders and the failures of U S asylum. It scoffs at parole boards and praises harsh deportation while critiquing Nazi influence. It also champions Alben Barkley as a 1940 Democratic nominee with humorous hometown pride.
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Anta Monica
Calif
Madame Perkins
Republicans urged to unite behind conservative platform
A Western Newspaper Union column argues Republicans should quit internal fighting and back a conservative minority platform in opposition to Roosevelt era policies. It calls for balancing the national budget, rolling back New Deal statutes, dissolving dubious agencies, reforming debt, and limiting government in business while defending minority rights.
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Stars and missteps swirl in Hollywood musings
A look at studio shakeups and star rumors from Hollywood. MGM joins Willie Howard in a big musical after a cut skit proved funny, while Pr ison er of Zenda and other hits top the season. Victor McLaglen, Frances Farmer, and Gene Autry are noted amid production tempo and stage plans.
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Hollywood
Metro- Goldwyn-Mayer
Willie Howard
Howard
Revival of crazy patch quilts shown in 1910s guide
A Newark style column describes the revival of crazy patch work for decorative slumber throws. It notes small silk patches joined by embroidery stitches, using a foundation like flannel or old wool, and finishing techniques. It promotes Mrs. Ruth Wyeth Spears SEWING with order details for a copy.
Preserving Bright Color in Fruits and Quick Kitchen Tips
Recipes and home tips on preserving fruit color, safe kerosene use, and quick meals. Includes ideas like a no oven spaghetti and cheese dish, plus a crab salad with tomato and lettuce. WNU Service.
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