The Spice of Life and Laughs at the Party
A humor collage features a young man seeking a gift for a young lady, Uncle Eben’s practical wisdom, Dr. Carleton Simon’s vaccine joke, a cowpuncher’s accidental quirks, a bashful wallflower finding courage at a dance, an office joke about a silver wedding anniversary, and a cartoonist’s exchange with an editor. The piece captures light social skits and punchlines from everyday Southern life.
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Carleton Simon
Florida relief case quotes a mother of four
A Negro woman seeking winter relief in Florida stated she had four children and could not name exact ages. When pressed, she described them as “one lap chile, one creeper, one porch chile, and one yard young'un” to illustrate her family count.
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Eben
Annie
Uncle Eben
Pusson
Florida
Humorous quip on Adam Eve tale and agency ad
A rough handyman woman-hater quips about women and a biblical rib story, ending with a joke about Eve and the Lord. The piece then notes a Philadelphia agency, Martin and Andrews, using a hound chasing a rabbit caption to stress their drive to survive with a punchline: Bet on the rabbit.
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Adam
Persnickerty
Philadelphia
Martin and Andrews
Foot on a live coal riles Kentucky wife joke
A Kentucky backwoods woman, never wearing shoes, stands by the cabin fire. Her husband warns she is on a live coal. She asks with a sly read of his words, Which foot, Paw.
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Kentucky
Private Car Sale Report Rule Enforced by Law
County Tax Assessor-Collector Robert Dean announced a new rule requiring private automobile sales to be reported within ten days of sale beginning November 1. A $5 penalty is set for failures to transfer ownership. registered dealers are exempt, and the law also covers trailer sales.
The Doctor Says Need Eyeglasses
Dr William A OBrien explains children should wear glasses if needed and that glasses help vision not weaken it. Early examination by a physician is advised for squint and other eye conditions, with emphasis on proper correction and preventing strain and deterioration of sight.
Father Killed While Going to Reinter The Son
In Longview, 60 year old Lester D. Snellgrove was struck and killed by a car Sunday while en route to meet the train bearing his son Seaman Byron H. Snellgrove home for burial. Byron died on Guam during the war and was buried beside his father Monday.
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Longview
Lester D. Snellgrove
Byron H. Snellgrove
Guam
Only a fraction use WWII veterans training benefits
The Veterans Administration reported that about half of 14.5 million World War II veterans have applied for education or training benefits, but fewer than a third have started courses. Vets must begin training by July 25, 1951, or four years from discharge if later.
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Washington
Veterans Administration
OU Texas Tussle to Return as Dallas Game in 1948
Norman Oklahoma announces 1948 Oklahoma Texas schedule with a Dallas Oct 9 game. Old contracts run through 1948 and a new five year deal through 1953. Texas athletic director D X Bible says no status change on the game. A separate note cites 23 billion transit riders in 1945.
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