Funeral excuse proves a growing trend in social avoids
A humorous exchange notes a man named Blank dodging a luncheon invitation by claiming he must attend a funeral three weeks hence. The quip lands in a roundup of light fare and social blunders as readers joke about excuses and miscommunications.
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Blank
Boston Transcript
Ready to Give Up
Jane, recovering from measles, contracts mumps and tells her father she is not worth anything, saying I ise dist not worth junk in a 19th century style quote. The scene captures childlike despair amid illness and hardship.
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Jane
War Changes Told by Red Cross Bag in Dijon Tale
A former Red Cross official recounts a hospital story from Dijon about a soldier’s personal bag. The bag holds keepsakes like a shrapnel piece, a letter, a photo, and a toothbrush, symbolizing war’s tiny, cherished possessions.
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Signs Pointed That Way Doctor in Training
A humorous exchange features a boy nicknamed Wil Iism asked if he will become a great doctor. He answers by joking that before operating he will extract three cents from the patient’s right-hand pocket.
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Wil Iism
Read any new fiction lately at the region resort
A brief, dialogue driven scene at a region resort shows two women discussing reading and a husband’s absence. The remark hints at a photographer’s wife and social attitudes, framed in a Yonkers Statesman style.
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Yonkers
Milk Promoting Campaign Reaches Diverse Audiences
The USDA dairy division leads an education drive promoting milk as a healthful food. Lectures, demonstrations, and films target all classes and nationalities. In Bridgeport 1,600 heard two milk talks in one day, including colored, Lithuanian, Slavonic, Greek and mixed American audiences. A Illinois factory now allows milk vendors through at two daily shifts for tastings.
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Milk Drinking Boosts Efficiency and Temper
Foreman notes that frequent milk consumption among workers improves efficiency and contentment. Department stores host lectures extolling milk as refreshing and nourishing. In New Haven a shop sold milk tickets to employees, distributing half pint bottles with straws to prevent drinking too fast.
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New Haven
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Best Dairy Barn Location
The Illinois experiment station advises dairy husbandmen to prioritize comfort durability and sanitation in barn design. Emphasizes waterproof roof windproof sides a sturdy easily cleaned floor and good drainage with yards not sloping toward the barn and preferably south of it to shield stock in winter.
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Illinois Experiment Station
Dairy Notes on Calf Rearing and Stable Care
The article urges screening dairy rooms against pests, notes calves eat wheat bran, and stresses clean, well-kept stables. It warns a stingy dairyman wastes feed and harms the herd, emphasizing cleanliness and calf feeding for healthy dairy cows and higher milk.
Back Like a Board It’s Your Kidneys Ad
Advertisment urging immediate action for back pain. Promotes Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules from MEDAL brand through druggists as a remedy. Warns against waiting for pain to pass and emphasizes seeking the cause.
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Ady
Transferred to Demonstrated Areas Warned by Sergeant Major
A Manchester Guardian mock admonition quotes a volunteer sergeant major telling his unwilling crew they are lucky to be in the low country and that they will be reassigned to the demonstrated areas if they do not work harder. The speech references the Rhine and Somme as contrasted backdrops.
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Rhine
Somme
Beaucoup
Beaucoup Mademoiselles
Manchester Guardian
August Flower Promises Relief For Stomach Ailments
In summer’s heat when fruits and garden vegetables tempt the palate August Flower is advertised as a sovereign remedy for indigestion fermentation of food sour stomach and constipation. The ad claims it stimulates the liver and improves the alimentary canal and notes it is sold everywhere.
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Ady
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Angling for Flying Fish Cited By Courier Journal Quote
A whimsical exchange from the Louisville Courier-Journal notes a fisherman named Flubdub angling for flying fish as the dock rises and his line can no longer reach the water. The dialogue frames optimism amid a marine oddity.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Roman Eye Balsam relief after one trial
Granulated eyelids and inflamed eyes improved overnight with Roman Eye Balsam. The ad notes one trial proves its merit. The piece adds the lyric The Stilly Night and jokes about moviegoers and vocalists.
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