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Newspaper
The Clermont Courier
Location
Batavia, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Oct 31, 1934
Page
2
Why People Over Forty Feel Slipping Grip Explained
A science based explanation links common symptoms like fatigue headaches and dizziness to excess stomach acidity. Neutralizing acid with Phillips milk of magnesia after meals and before bed is suggested as a simple remedy.
Debate Limits Spark Persuasive Clash Across State
Citizens and lawmakers clash as debate over new laws tightens. Critics warn limits curb rights while supporters argue restraint prevents rash action amid rising crime and budget strain. Political factions mobilize, urging votes as hearings proceed this month.
Timber Fight and Garden Seduction at High Ledges
Rodney Gerard presses timber contracts while Prudence Schuyler wrestles with Calloway’s racketeering threats and a lush Maine garden. A planned logging clash, a party of garden clubs, and a complex family web unfold as Prue weighs love, loyalty, and land.
Here's Slip That Has Everything Pattern 1897
Funny old world note on slips for women with new frocks and emergencies. Pattern 1897 offers white or color slips, sizes 34 to 46, 3% yards of fabric for size 36, illustrated instructions, and costs fifteen cents. Send money to Sewing Circle Pattern Dept New York City.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sewing Circle Pattern Department
West Seventeenth Street
New York City
Prudence Schuyler Tends Garden Dream Amid Bulbs
Prudence Schuyler kneels by a garden border behind a red brick house, instructing Mr. Si to fill a sand bucket as she measures bulb holes. She imagines a future when her ship comes in and she can purchase many plants including giant larkspurs, columbine, and phlox.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Prudence
Mr. Si
Rodney Gerard
Calloway
Gerard
Macky
Dave
Prudence Schuyler
Prudence Schuyler Arrives at Prosperity Farm Romance
Prudence Schuyler travels from New York to Prosperity Farm to start anew with her brother David. On the second day she falls into Rodney Gerard's arms and feels an instant attraction though she remains wary of men. Len Calloway attempts to buy her timber, while Mrs Walter Gerard and her daughter Jean visit, leaving Prue rankled by their hostility and curiosity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Calloway
Gerard
Miss Schuyler
Rodney Gerard
Prudence
Prue
Len Calloway
David
Glen
Walter Gerard
Rod‘ney
Annie
Rodney
Jean
Rod
Prudence Schuyler
Jane Mack
Miss Prue
K. K
Jim Armstrong
Jim
Maine Wilds
New York
Prosperity Farm
High Ledges
Prué
Andorrans Preserve Ancient Neutrality and Wealth Policy
Andorra, a tiny Pyrenees republic, traces its charter to 805 AD. The populace maintains strict neutrality and a policy of remaining poor to deter raiding. few can read, though they are Christian and have a few learned men.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Andorra
Pyrenees
Smiles Charity Talk by a Pathfinder Magazine Quip
A humorous exchange depicts a charitable woman giving a quarter to a panhandler who laments blindness. The panhandler recalls counterfeit money prior to losing sight. The dialogue evokes road‑side generosity and hardship with a wry, vintage magazine tone.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Panhandler
Maam
Pathfinder Magazine
Sorghum seeks personal and national finances fix
In a satirical exchange from the Washington Star, Senator Sorghem expresses a desire to straighten both his own finances and the nation’s. A pale friend admits insufficient scientific calculations but suggests hiring a capable lobbyist.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sorghum
Washington Star
Riddle Punchline From Milwaukee Medical Times
A playful quip turns on a word puzzle about removing letters still leaving the same. The joke concludes with the answer You are a mail carrier as the reader imagines the riddle about letters and delivery.
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Milwaukee Medical Times
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