Handsome Stranger Mistaken for Husband’s Shaving Lotion
Mrs Makeuppe asks her maid about a man seen near her husband. The servant reveals the man was actually the husband who mistook her beautifier for shaving lotion this morning.
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Newspaper
The Clermont Courier
Location
Batavia, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Mar 14, 1923
Page
7
Mrs Makeuppe asks her maid about a man seen near her husband. The servant reveals the man was actually the husband who mistook her beautifier for shaving lotion this morning.
An ad describing nasal catarrh as a run down condition and presenting Hall's Catarrh Medicine with a local ointment and systemic tonic. Claims it builds up the system to prevent colds and notes 40 years of sale by J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio. Mentions general civilizaton comment and scarce natural resources remarks.
Cornell animal feeding specialists claim clover alfalfa and corn silage provide the best dairy ration. High quality legume roughage lowers feed costs by reducing concentrates and can cut production costs by up to twenty five percent. it also improves soil minerals and overall cow nutrition.
The bull is the core investment in dairy herds. Dairy men often view the cost as an expense, but proper selection and development of his offspring yield profits proportional to effort. No other farming investment offers such far reaching influence or potential returns.
Experiments by New York and Illinois stations show only a small share of milk germs come from the barn. Most germs originate in containers reused for milk. Sterilized cans that stayed damp bred far more bacteria than thoroughly dried cans, as dampness provides ideal breeding conditions.
The dairyman should focus on feed preparation and forage curing. When cows on dry feed produce high milk flow, they usually need substantial grain. The grain amount should match the milk yield.
Steam is best for scalding cans and vessels when obtainable, but boiling water also works well. Water cools rapidly when poured into a cold tub and loses effectiveness when transferred between containers.
Liz and Tillie gossip about a young man who appears effeminate at Comstock and Sons while Alice Sandborn admires him. He charms her, writes a note, and later the women speculate he is the son of a rich banker and will gift a diamond to a destined admirer.
A light theater exchange about married life as a couple notes a smooth voyage until a mother-in-law enters, stirring trouble and witty banter. The dialogue hints at family tensions affecting romance with humor and sharp repartee.
The advertisement promotes Cuticura Toilet Trio for skin care with Soap Ointment and Talcum, claiming cleansing purification soothing healing and powder and perfume for daily use to keep skin clear.
Washington Star report cites a Washington anecdote about two laborers beside the Longfellow statue. One asks what he did, the other quips he married Roosevelt's daughter. The item reflects a light local-interest exchange syndicated via Mrs. W.
A saying condemns the mean man who harms others then apologizes before any rebuke. It adds that to a bunko artist one man’s money is as good as another’s.
The article explains hand block printing before machines, outlining how wooden blocks with brass or copper borders and felt centers carried color to cloth. It notes each color required a separate stamping operation, making production slow compared to modern machines.
The Chicago division of the National Canine Defense League celebrates a London police court ruling that chaining a dog for an excessive length of time is illegal. The case charged only chaining without other abuse proof, declaring prolonged restraint as cruelty equal to beating.
A reader instructions describe making a regulation bookmark using a ribbon tied to a paper knife and a large Chinese bead with a shell or silver knife and ornament. Techniques include tying a small ribbon flower, sewing it to the ribbon end, and threading the knife and bead.
A brief reflection notes that courage can stem from insight into an opponent's fear and weakness, suggesting bravery grows from perceiving others' vulnerabilities rather than sheer audacity.
The article notes Patmos hosts about 300 churches for a 4000 residents, with 700 houses yielding many churches per family. It describes Greek sponge fishermen residents, past stocking textile trades, and no mosques on the island near Turkey. It then shifts to Paris social clubs, detailing the Broomstick club for tall slim women and feminists.
A philosophical remark on the tension between virtue and allure. It notes that balancing moral behavior with engaging personality proves challenging for certain individuals. The line suggests scrutiny of public personas and self-presentation.
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