The Chronicle Telegram in Elyria, Ohio

Simpson’s drill satire and alimony cash flow quip

A humorous snippet recounts Simpson drilling in army mock battles where he fled the field thinking his actions mirrored actual warfare. A Missouri editor notes alimony payers need not disclose how they spend remaining funds. An office grouch ages a witty neighbor description as a man wears last year clothes and rides this year’s car on next year’s income.