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Newspaper

Sidney Telegraph

Location

Sidney, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Jun 13, 1908

Page

3

Comic Snippets and Jokes From Various Papers

A collage of light humor and quips from multiple 19th and early 20th century papers. Exchanges include playful barbs about prosperity, wordweight, poets and editors, plus short dialogues on vanity, gardening, and social missteps. Notable bits reference Jinx, the Houston Post, and the Louisville Courier-Journal.

Don’t Poison Baby Forty Years Ago Warns on Narcotics

A public health advisory warns mothers against giving narcotic tonics like paregoric laudanum or morphine to children. It notes these drugs can sedate and kill in overdoses and urges checking labels and consulting a physician. Castoria is claimed to contain no narcotics if it bears the Fletcher signature.

Chas. H. Fletcher J. W. Dinsdale Chicago Ill Alexander E. Mintie Cleveland Ohio J. S. Alexander Omaha Neb J. A. MonCiellan Buffalo N. Y J. W. Allen St. Louis C. H. Glidden St. Paul Minn H. D. Benner Philadelphia J. A. Boarman Kansas City J. J. Mackey Brooklyn

Berry Rows Should Space Plants For Best Growth

Garden note advises strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries be planted at least three and a half feet apart. Recommends commercial fertilizer as best for berries. Gives dust control tip with soapy water and warns to avoid loosening roots when harvesting. Also mentions accident insurance for workers in Jolland and Philippine Spanish speaking rate.

Baby Healed After Cuticura Remedies Report

A Chicago mother recounts a year long severe facial and neck itching treated unsuccessfully by many doctors and colleges. After trying Cuticura Soup Ointment and Resolvent Pils along with Cuticura Soap the child shows marked improvement and is described as the picture of health.

Miss G A. C. Frestlin Lincoln St Chicago

Orchard Care And Garden Tips From The Field

Sheep provide fertility for orchards but should not be kept near small trees as they gnaw and damage them. Use up the raspberry canes now and set two long wires three feet high as supports. Clip runners of new strawberries in year one to strengthen the parent plant. A mix of one part bismuth to three of vaseline creamed together serves as a gentle eczema and burn treatment for skin inflammations.

Swiss couple wed after 45 years of courtship

A Swiss couple married after a 45 year courtship. They began engagement in youth, the man promised to earn 56000 dollars before marriage, and in America he sent about 3000 love letters. The article blends advice on homestead tasks and old fashioned tips with light humor and domestic hints.

America

Peruna credited with curing long standing catarrh

Miss Sophia Wtttleson of Evanston Minnesota writes that after twenty five years of chronic catarrh and a severe cough Peruna restored her health. She reports the remedy cured the catarrh and greatly improved her wellness. Also notes Peruna tablets as an alternative form and mentions Man a lin laxative from the same company Columbus Ohio.

Sophia Wtttleson Evanston Minow U.S. A Man-a-lin Perune Drug Manufacturing Company Columbus Ohio

Red Cloth Stakes Warn Predators Away From Chicks

A farmer advises using stakes with red cloth to deter crows hawks and other predators. The fluttering flag signals chicks are unwanted and helps protect the flock from feathered threats.

Weeds Near Hills Harms Corn Rows Warned By Grower

A farmer advises keeping teeth close to corn rows to target weeds. He notes weeds near hills cause mischief and warns sunset peak reflects a golden light, while rust on tin containers may taint dairy milk at all stages.

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Promises Relief

Mrs S A Williams of Gardiner Maine reports health restoration after three months avoiding surgical operation. Chicago’s Alvina Sperling credits the remedy with curing a tumor and inflammation without surgery. The advertisement touts thirty years of use and invites sick women to write for advice to Lydia E Pinkham's Company.

Lydia E. Pinkham S. A. Williams Gardiner Maine Alvina Sperling Claybourne Ave Chicago

Weakened His Nerve and The First Defeat

A collection of humorous quips and brief exchanges from newspapers. Snippets include a mill girl recalling a shaky romance, a domestic quarrel over summer stove duty, jokes about insurance and astonishment, a wife who buys what she wants, and a station gatekeeper's gag about train bargains.

Detroit P'ress

Fragmented dialogue hints at social clubs and idle observation

The passage portrays Mrs Green and two speakers discussing appearances and social behavior at a golf club. One speaker admits preferring to observe men tending the greens, implying contentment from watching others perform work rather than playing.

Anticipated Question on Saving Growth

A quotation from the Washington Star features Mr. Plodden A. Long explaining that a professional investor calculated the future value of putting aside a few hundred dollars yearly before Long could. The exchange centers on missing opportunity and hindsight in financial planning.

Heiress Confesses Fear of Fortune Attracting Suitors

The beautiful heiress confesses to the baron that she fears suitors seek her for her fortune. He asks if she truly fears this, and she admits concern, while the baron asks her to avoid dwelling on the negative.

Two Chauffeurs Quip Over Handling an Accident

A brief New York Sun exchange shows one chauffeur refusing to turn back after striking a person and the other quipping he might run over him again. The exchange reflects a grim, dark-humor tone about urban danger.

New York Sun

Men Fight Reputation Between Youth and Maturity

A proverb about a boy who boasts of future deeds and a man who boasted of past acts highlights vanity and the paradox of aging. The exchange contrasts youth’s grand plans with adulthood’s retrospective pride.

The Greatest Fortune and Conflicting Toons

A fragmented squib from the Press comments on a line about Old Gotrox leaving a thousand tons of coal in trust until the youngest child comes of age. It riffs on Windily and Milkins with a pun about plowing one’s own horn and a factory whistle.

Gotrox Priteburg Milkins Windily Mirkins

Why is the Best Man Called Best Man

A joking dialogue asks why the bridegroom’s attendant is named the best man. A fussy bachelor quips it is because he is the best off after marriage. The exchange adds a aside about penny care and avoiding get-rich-quick schemes.

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