Random 1900s Commentary Snippets Stir Readers
A collage of satirical notices and brief opinions zips through topics from marriage and names to Paris cures and public figures. It riffs on Reed Smoot, Alfonso, Rockefeller and the Daily Marcon gram launch, mixing social quips with international affairs and moralities.
Gates Gives His Son One Million Dollar Cash Gift
The handsomest Christmas present yet reported is the one million dollars in cash that John W. Gates gave to his son. A great many different people probably contributed to it.
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John W. Gates
Inquest Reveals Will Drawn In A Restaurant
The inquest into Leon ard F. Roos of New York shows he drafted his will in a restaurant. Other items note tests in Washington for preserving beef, a St. Louis woman’s broad gambling claim, Andrew Carnegie's fear wealth harms their daughter, and France’s move to abolish noble titles.
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Leonard F. Roos
New York
Washington
Andrew Carnegie
France
Chicago Alderman Seeks Barbers Exam for Skill Proof
A Chicago alderman introduces an ordinance forcing barbers to pass a skill examination. If opponents fail to counter the proposal, the measure may pass as a test of public oratory and accountability.
Rockefeller Gift Prompts Oil Price Rise in North
John D. Rockefeller plans a ten million dollar education endowment in the South, an action the piece links to higher kerosene prices in the North. It argues charity should start at home and frames the move as a domestic duty.
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John D. Rockefeller
South
Gas Fumes Sicken Theater Audience at St Marys WV
A theater in St Marys West Virginia faced a near asphyxiation incident as gas fumes filled the gallery. The event’s perceived severity varied with the play and its performers.
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St. Mary’s
West Virginia
Inauguration Date Bill Faces Unfavorable Report
An unfavorable report is issued on the bill to move the presidential inauguration date. Like predecessors, the next President will be inaugurated in the rain.
Walking Backward Remedy for Headache Preferred by Sci Am
The Scientific American cites walking backward as a headache remedy. It jokes that the patient will eventually fall and break his neck, presenting a grim, tongue in cheek cure with a warning about risks.
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Scientific American
Criminal eyes and mouth reveal danger, says critic
A columnist laments anthropologists failing to identify criminals before they act after twelve men attack a Nevada mine manager. The manager kills three and wounds three with one revolver, and the piece critiques science for frauds in its name.
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Nevada
Wireless News Debuts First Beat From Acoop Acoop
A New York paper hails the first beat or acoop received by wireless telegraph. The note sheds light on the general impression that many wireless messages had already been printed in the journal before.
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New York
Substitute bill proposed to consolidate territories into two states
Republicans push a substitute to admit two states with a single bill while seeking unanimous GOP support. If defeated, Quay may press a statehood amendment on the agricultural bill, risking a close test vote. Possible Oklahoma admission only as a last resort toward session end.
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Washington
Committee On Territories
Quay
Oklahoma
Allison
District of Columbia
Post Office Bill Allows Stamp Free Bulk Mail
Washington reports the house approved a provision allowing post offices to accept bulk mail of 2000 or more identical pieces without stamps if postage is prepaid. The measure aims to cut stamp production and handling costs for the government and the public.
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Madden
MUST CURB TRUSTS. Roosevelt to Call Special Session on March 5
President Roosevelt will call an extraordinary session of Congress on March 5 if anti trust legislation deemed acceptable to the administration is not enacted this session. He has told members of Congress of his firm resolve and weighed intense opposition from opponents in the party. The president’s decision followed careful consideration of efforts to defeat antitrust measures. A leading Republican termed these efforts as highly remarkable.
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Washington
Roosevelt
Congress
Passports Required on Honduras Voyage
Information from Honduras reports that due to revolutionary troubles all entrants must hold passports. Three passengers aboard the steamer Hispania bound for Puerto Cortez were required to obtain passports before sailing.
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Mobile
Ala
Honduras
Hispania
Puerto Cortez
South Dakota Congress Urges Rosebud Treaty Support
Members of Congress from South Dakota on Monday presented to their bodies a memorial from the state legislature urging passage of the Rosebud treaty bill.
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Washington
Congress
South Dakota
Plague Claims Two Deaths as Mazatlan Uses Yerzin Serum
Two plague deaths reported Saturday in Mazatlan while Yerzin serum shows strong early recovery signs in most treated patients. Hotels and boarding houses close amid fear of outbreaks and potential arson. fire insurers decline policies.
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Mazatlan
Child Saving Institute helps place children from Blair case
The Child Saving Institute of Omaha intervened in a Washington county case involving a woman running a house of ill fame in Blair. After her confession, the institute took charge of her four children, ages nine to three, with three already placed in homes and a fourth awaiting placement.
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Child Saving Institute of Omaha
Washington County
Nebraska
Blair
Frank James questions Younger pardon in Minnesota
Frank James says Coleman Younger’s pardon deprives him of means to live. He notes Younger is 60, has served 25 years, has no trade, and argues for absolute freedom or return to prison. He criticizes the pardon as not truly freeing Younger.
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James
McGilton Proposes Hearings Before Senate Committees
Lieutenant Governor McGilton outlines a plan to require committees to calendar bills, notify the body in advance, and allow public hearings on any measure during committee consideration. The rule aims to give outsiders a timely chance to voice views and influence passage.
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McGilton
Senate
House
Opposition to County Officers Bill in Senate Committee
The County Officers association bill stalled in committee. Supporters favor four year terms but oppose extending terms beyond elected duration. Some members oppose aligning county elections with presidential or even years citing voter attention and potential unfit candidates.
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Senate
County Oficers' Association
Fraternal Societies Protest Senate File 19 in York
York fraternal societies adopt resolutions at city hall to oppose Senate File 19. Delegations will go to Lincoln to urge defeat, citing loss of internal control and misuse of reserve funds as threats to fraternal benefit groups. They urge members statewide to oppose the bill and request officials to act to defeat it.
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Fraternal Societies of
York
City Hall
Lincoln
York County
Senate
Senate Insurance Committee
Ancient Order United Workmen
Modern Woodmen of America
Tribe of Ben Hur
Royal Highlanders
Woodmen of the World
Knights and Ladies of Security
Bankers’ Union of the World
Nebraska
Tost
Turkish Army Mobilized for Balkan Front
Paris dispatch from Figaro reports Sultan mobilizes 240000 men and orders Idarei Massousleh steamers to move troops to Adrianople Salonica and along the Bulgarian frontier to reinforce the Second and Third army corps. The move complicates Macedonia and burdens diplomacy in the long eastern question.
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Paris
Figaro
Philipolis
Idarei Massousleh Company
Adrianople Salonica
Macedonia
Iplomacy
Former Senator Dawes Dies in Pittsfield Mass
Former United States Senator Henry Laurens Dawes died at his Pittsfield home after a severe cold contracted Christmas night. He was 86 and had been ill since then. President Roosevelt visited Pittsfield last fall and spoke with Dawes. a trolley accident occurred on his return from the Dawes house.
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Pittsfield
Mass
United States
Henry Laurens Dawes
Mr. Dawes
Whce
Roosevelt
Dawes House
Iowa Stockmen in Wreck Kills Two in Fog on Railway
Two men died and five others were seriously injured with six more slightly hurt in a rear end collision on east bound stock trains of the Illinois Central at Cloverdale. Dense fog obscured the lead train, blinding the second engine crew until impact.
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Chicago
Ininoils Central
Cloverdale
Railroads pay for printing in tax controversy says Baldwin
Attorney Baldwin defends railroad paid printing in the tax dispute. He argues outside counties are interested and Omaha papers show bias. Railroads have right to publish information, while country papers must be reimbursed or freely share their views. The boomers’ criticisms are dismissed as baseless.
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Baldwin
Omaha
Revenue bill to be reported with mixed origins and flexible plan
Representative Loomis states the revenue revision committee will report a bill modeled from multiple states and original work, with no fixed features until subcommittees finish and the full panel reviews. The plan emphasizes independence and situational tailoring rather than a single blueprint.
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Loomis
Dodge
Fusion
Revenue Revision Committee
Nebraska
California
Indiana
Irrigation Law 13 Upheld in Prairie Dog Pest Bill
The constitutionality of Currie’s measure creating and defining the state irrigation board is sustained. The bill requires farmers in affected areas to use extermination methods for prairie dogs at the proper season, with penalties for noncompliance and road overseers paid $3 per day to distribute the prairie dog killer and charge the cost to farmers.
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State Board of Irrigation
Currie
Revenue Committee Vows Full Effort on Bill
The revenue committee meets relentlessly to craft a bill to be submitted to the legislature. Chairman Brown says they work faithfully and harmoniously, aiming to finish before reconvening. Member Sears warns flaws are likely and public reception may be harsh, but the group remains determined.
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Revenue Committee
Brown
Sears
Alleged Noble in Toils Disturbs Peace in St Louis
A man calling himself Lieutenant Colonel the Honorable F Seymour F Barrington of His Majesty's Horse claimed noble birth and wealth. He was found guilty of disturbing the peace and fined 500 dollars or a year in the workhouse after an encounter with James F Cochrane of Kansas City whose sister he said had been duped into marriage.
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ST. Louis
F. Seymour F. Barrington
Barrington
James F. Cochrane
Kansas City
Supreme Court rules Montana cannot tax Northern Pacific Express
The Montana supreme court adjudged that no franchise tax may be charged to the Northern Pacific Express company by the state since the firm conducts interstate business. The decision restricts Montana's ability to tax railroad and express operations crossing state lines.
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Helena
Mont
Supreme Court
Northern Pacific Express Company
Montana
Speed Records in Novel Writing by Noted Authors
The article notes Marion Crawford writing two novels yearly on average with Mralo's Crucifix finished in ten days and The Tale of Lonely Parish completed in twenty four days. Via Crucis required eight months for material gathering. Harris Dickson's The Black Wolf Breed was completed in just over two months. Julia Magruder's Princess Sonia took eighteen days.
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Marion Crawford
Mralo
Lonely Parish
George Eliot
Daniel Deronda
Harris Dickson
Julia Magruder
Princess Sonia
Petition to establish public library in Constantinople refused
A petition to found a public library in Constantinople was rejected by the minister of Public Instruction. Objections were raised to several books on the proposed list, including La Fontaine fables, with concerns the lion could insult the sultan and degrade the kingdom in the eyes of the people.
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Constantinople
la Fontaine
Ten-Year Search Ends in Cure for Kidney Trouble
Granton Oklahoma February 9. E H Gosney after a decade of suffering from kidney trouble finally finds a cure with Dodd's Kidney Pills. He reports rapid improvement after trying many medicines and credits the remedy with his complete recovery.
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Granton
Okla
E. H. Gosney
Gosney
Dodd
Red Cross Ball Blue advertised for white clothes
An old ad promotes Red Cross Ball Blue in a 2 oz package for five cents. It urges readers to use the product to keep clothes white and includes a sentimental line about loved ones bringing sunshine or shadows to life.
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