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Newspaper

Sidney Telegraph

Location

Sidney, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Aug 29, 1908

Page

5

Odessa man seeks new wife at police HQ

A six-foot Odessa man visited Kansas City police headquarters and, after asking for a wife, described the ideal mate. He wants a 30–35 blonde with blue eyes, a home maker who will cook biscuits and be ready to marry immediately. He claims a former wife left him, and he hopes to move to a furnished cottage in Missouri with a garden, needing to return by 1 pm for his hens.

Odessa Ile Kansas City Star the Humane Society Dana Page Kansas City Col. Greenman Witil Missouri

Gold Madness a Londoner and Others Find Joy in Gold

A London journalist who won 5000 pounds, a violinist, and a French novelist fed by gold in odd rituals. A Boston magnate, fearing insanity, spent twelve years piling and washing in gold coins then resumed business, proving a marked recovery with a 2500000 total after a year.

London Pactolus Paganiol Soulle Boston St. Louis Republic

Elephant Police at Work in Strand Magazine Scene

Describes six pairs of elephants acting like policemen to capture a struggling mate. The herd surrounds the victim, pushes and squeezes toward a tree. The elephant catchers dismount, crawl under bellies, and strap a hind foot to secure the capture.

Strand Magazine

Two Irishmen Debate Sleep as a Grand Luxury

A limited Lunxery humor piece notes two Irishmen discussing sleep. One quips about “bald nature's bair-reshtorer” and the other agrees that sleep is a grand luxury. They lament not taping awake long enough to enjoy it, pondering a longer snooze and its appeal.

Externatiny Doctor Patient Wife Exchange

Fragmentary dialogue shows a doctor pressing for external use while the patient’s wife questions. A character named Jallus is mentioned, pushing the patient to get out of bed and drink. Lendon Scraps appears as a referenced figure or clue in the scene.

Jallus Lendon

Exposition plans and world curiosities in 1912 era items

Readable fragments cover Tokyo exposition size, global population scale on Isle of Wight, long stored Bank of England ingots, Hebrew language revival debates, Japan Britain machinery orders, a heated plant for sugar making, and daily London Parliament summaries. Also noted are cobra handling in South Africa, copper to steel wire welding, Tyrol market status, hot springs at Carlsbad, tree trunks filtering sea water, and pearls formed in river mussels for Chinese buyers.

Tokyo Isle of Wight Bank of England London Japan Great Britain Loase of Commons King Edward Herbert Gladstone Ye-Jin-yang Manchester Guardian China

Safe Paint Buying Promoted by Dutch Boy Lead Brand

National Lead Company tops deceptive paint sales by branding genuine White Lead with the Dutch Boy mark and offering a free blow pipe test and booklet. The initiative educates buyers to verify purity, reducing fraud in paint purchases.

National Lead Company Vainter Woodbridge Bldg New York

Corn Cakes and Tragic Drowning at Tekamah

A recipe for corn fritters describes using six ears of corn with salt and egg, cooked on a hot pan until golden. The body of Jay Webster, drowned in the Missouri River, was found east of Tekamah seven miles downstream, snagged on a log among debris. In England, a traveler asks a sleepy porter about train time as an engineer's dog trots along the rails.

Jay Webster Missouri River Tekamah Provincelal England

Longtime eczema sufferer finds cure with Cabicara treatment

Hale Bordwell of Tipton, Tennessee, aged 55, describes a lifelong severe itching and broke-out eczema that grew to walnut-sized boils. After eight months using Cuticura products he reports being cured. Nelson I. Burnett of Tipton endorses the testimonial and confirms Bordwell's prior condition.

Cavicara Hale Bordwell Tipton Bordwell Nelson I. Burnett

Whimsical Household Aids and Garden Tips From an Early 20th Century Page

A mix of folk remedies and domestic lore: sniff camphor to ease a cold, keep peach and plum seeds in marmalades to prevent sticking, a dowry claim about brides, an epitaph, garden timing tips for soil and weed seeds, reading aloud to strengthen lungs, and a joke about farmers Sunday and Day pairing off.

Sunday Martinton Ind Farmer Sunday Farmer

Borax in the dairy cleans and preserves milk products

An article argues borax as a dairy cleanser and preservative. It cites a two quart water wash for udders and a one to four tablespoon mix for utensils. It promotes Borax as cheap, effective, and available as 20 Mule Team Borax, with a free color booklet offer.

Ije Pacife Coast Borax Ce Sicageo Lil

Letter Promotes Grape-Nuts and Postum Health Claim

A woman describes long illness from peritonitis and indigestion. She credits Grape-Nuts and Postum with restoring appetite, sleep, strength, and hope after medical treatment failed, and notes continued use with her husband. The ad ends with the Postum Company backers and a suggestion to read The Road to Wellville.

An.y Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Wellville

Morality and mischief mix in a morn of memories

A collection of short sketches and anecdotes offers a slice of life from the era. A pennywise grocer chides a boy over a sugar bag while the boy wittily hits back. A professor’s morality lecture backfires as students mock the pompous line about hell and champagne.

Eastern College F. D. Grant Rapter Eornstance Paint Rock Nola Chucky Ren

Army Medical System Critique in Appletons Essay

The piece argues governments must improve army care and pay to avoid conscription, citing Sheridan on danger of battle and detailing the Spanish American War's medical failures. It links medical neglect to desertion, poor enlistment, and ongoing pension claims, urging sanitation reforms.

America Patagonia Appleton Sheridan Pension Office Trigalds Washington

Egyptian Queen Tansert Jewels Found in Thebes Tomb

The Times reports Theodore M. Davis and assistant Ayrton uncovered royal jewelry in a rock chamber at a shaft near Thebes. The artifacts belonged to Queen Tansert, granddaughter of Rameses II, with pieces dating to Seti I era. Some items bear the king’s name, including epaulets and bracelets showing Seti on his throne.

Tsusert Thebes Theodore M. Davis Ayrton Tansert Rameses II Seti London Times

The Zoological Orchestra Show

An eclectic animal band performs whimsical instrument roles with a chorus like humans and beasts. Creatures include a bullfrog low tones a crab fiddler a tigerish kitten stringing a violin and a beehive player on the comb. The piece ends with a chorus noting an unwanted guest and a pun on Hum Sweet Hum.

Bank Director Tricks Bank Police with Vault Heist

The director of Union Bank of St. Petersburg, sleepless after doubt about bank police, disguises himself and robs the vault of 2,000,000 rubles, then vanishes. The police fail to intervene during the heist.

Union Bank of

Real Beauty and Hidden Wealth in a Funny Quote

A humorous exchange from the Houston Post explores whether beauty can be judged at a glance and if appearance reveals wealth. The piece notes the lighthearted tone and the idea that much fun comes from doing things you don t have to do.

Houston Post

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