Wry snippets and witticisms from a casual column
A collection of light hearted observations and quips about everyday life and society. It includes reflections on gratitude, public debates, political year jibes, weathered jokes about tourism and crops, hair trends, and local curiosities. The tone is humorous and opinionated with names and places sprinkled throughout.
Fred Stephens Watering Sheep Tale On Laramie Plains
Fred Stephens tells of draining a rancher’s gas by watering 1700 thirsty sheep. He walked miles, filled a large tank in seven hours, then carried water in a four gallon bucket for eight more hours to earn ten gallons of gas. He swears the tale is true.
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Fred Stephens
Fred
Laramie Plains
Local notes in South Sund community
South Sund report covers visits and visits to and from John Bahr and Miles family. Walters Proctor and Baker families share events. A Ford touring car is bought in Sidney. a truck rolls over an embankment but causes no serious damage. Vera Mahr from Sidney seeks teaching position. distant travelers from North Platte recount six weeks in the West.
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Ralph Gentry
John Bahr
James Vaciki
Ed Killhan
J. C. Miles
Sidney
J. Davis
Geneva
Nebr
Miles
Mr. Davis
Sterling
Madrid
Frank Stevens
Sund
Mr. Stevens
Tie
E. Killham
Gladys Vacik
W. J. Brahams
North Platte
Miles Ranch
Colorado
Washington
Oregon
Idlaho
Todd Gentry
Jim Lynch
Vera Mahr
Miss Mahr
Carey
Walter Proctor
Joe Vogler
E. N. Roth
George Bowser
Edgar Proctor
Windshields and doors produced at Hahler Garage
James Reisdorf had an unexpected house fire last week. Livont & Son were on the job again delivering plate glass for windshields and sedan doors at Hahler Garage.
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Hahler Garage
James Reisdorf
Livont & Son
Varieties of Honey That Are Poisonous
Ancient observers noted honey from Mauretanian and Black Sea regions could be deleterious. A Washington Post writer cites instances of maddening honey from Heracleta Pontica and Colchis. Prof. Mc Lean Thompson explains that normal nectar gathering produces safe honey, while intense nectar competition can induce plant bite-taking that toxins from bitten plants taint honey, with historical reports like Liege in 1808.
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Washington Post
Black Sea
Trebizond
Erzerum
Heracleta Pontica
Colchis
McLean Thompson
Liege
Weather Superstitions Debunked By Washington Bureau
Popular Mechanics notes the weather bureau rejects the equinoctial gale belief as unfounded and says storm frequency shows no special peak near equinoxes. Moon influence on weather lacks evidence, and dry or wet moons are idle superstitions dismissed by modern science.
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Weather Bureau
Washington
Popular Mechanics Magazine
Europe
America
Bureau
One on the Manager
A store manager initially refuses to handle a complaint then changes his stance. A clerk directs him to a beauty, who turns out to be a customer, while a waiting forty year old woman is revealed as the real complainant in this Exchange item.
Frustrated Bridegroom at Church Ceremony
A minister recounts an embarrassment during a wedding as a large groom awkwardly turns toward his bride and says I’m pleased to meet you. The moment follows his customary line This is your lawfully wedded wife.
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John
Shoes shine mystery linked to father at school
A Wichita Eagle item recalls a question to a student at Alexander Hamilton Intermediate School about why his shoes are always bright. The boy explains his father shines one shoe to light the fire and the boy then polishes the other to avoid looking odd.
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Wichita Eagle
Harry
Alexander Hamilton Intermediate School
Bass Drummer Wins Reward for Kidnapped Girl Rescue
Jed Hawkins, a village band drummer, uses a drum as a hiding place to rescue Ida Strong from Jung’s Corners. A thousand dollar reward funds his plan and Nellie, his sweet heart, gains a secure home. Old Seth Brown doubts Jed but Nellie believes in him.
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Jed Hawkins
Seth Brown
Jed
Brown
Nellie
Ida Strong
Jung’s Corners
Jung's
Ged
Ida
Mr. Hawkins
Jung
Farmer Brown
Oldest U S Bank founded by Robert Morris in Philadelphia
The Bank of Philadelphia, the nation’s oldest bank, was originated by Robert Morris and chartered by the Continental Congress on May 26 1781. It became a national bank in 1864.
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United States
The
Bank of Philadelphia
Robert Morris
Continental Congress
No and Yes The Two Briefest Words Define Will and Character
A compact reflection on the power of assent and refusal. It notes that yes and no express surrender and denial, shaping gratification and character through simple, decisive words.
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Theodore T. Munger
Tiny diaphragm tremor in telephone device measured
A scientist has measured the diaphragm vibration in a telephone receiver and found it to be no more than one thirty-fifth of a millionth of an inch. The result highlights how minuscule the mechanical motion behind voice transmission can be.
Superstition Tied to Three Cigarettes Originated in Funeral Rite
The belief that lighting three cigarettes with one match brings luck harks to a Russian funeral custom. Three altar candles were lit from a taper, and lighting only two or four lights was seen as impiety, shaping the superstition that luck depends on the trio.
Notice of Sheriff's Sale in Cheyenne County Nebraska
By order of the Cheyenne County District Court a sheriff sale is set for September 8, 1924 at 11 AM at the east front door of the County Courthouse Sidney Nebraska. The sale covers the South Half of Section 24 Township 13 North Range 47 West and the plaintiff Joseph Disney seeks $11,942.82 plus costs. Kepler and Kratz lawyers Sidney notice also mentions the film Three Wise Fools showing at U S A Monday and Tuesday.
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District Court
Cheyenne County
Nebraska
A. D
Joseph Disney
Claude D. Moorhead
Cheyenne
Sidney
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