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Newspaper

Polk Progress

Location

Polk, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Nov 09, 1939

Page

3

Easy Entertaining Tea Party Recipes and Tips

Household guidance on hosting tea parties from informal to large events. Practical menu ideas include Ginger Cream Cakes Orange Ice Cream One-Two-Three-Four Cakes Brown Bread Peanut Sandwiches Parsley Sandwiches Banana Nut Bread and Reception Cakes with detailed preparation steps and serving suggestions. Ends with promo for Eleanor Howe's Easy Entertaining cookbook from 919 North Michigan Ave Chicago Ill.

Parent- Teacher Association Garden Club Dasher Eleanor Howe North Michigan Ave Chicago Ill Union

Burglary-Proof Window Latches via Hole Locking

A simple modification makes ordinary window latches burglar proof. By boring a hole in the turning part of the catch a small padlock can be inserted to lock the mechanism and prevent opening.

Life's Jest in Florida Rattlesnake Tale

An Italian railway worker in Florida ignored warnings about rattlesnakes. While eating, he noticed a large snake nearby and began lifting his feet. The snake struck without warning, prompting the man to exclaim in disbelief about the missing bell.

Florida

Original to Her Man Text Reveals Personal Details

A private remark describes a man as original and claims he shared unheard information. The conversation shifts to whether he proposed marriage, indicating personal implications and potential relationship stakes.

Rather Poor Judge Lady I Want a Bottle of Aspirins

A dialogue scene shows a Mrs or Mrs something requesting aspirin six lemons and a tin of bath mustard from a druggist. The druggist replies and asks after everyone at home.

Real Pin Money

A light exchange centers on a wife asking for pin money and her remark about a first pin containing twelve diamonds, highlighting a humorous domestic bit about jewelry wants. The pleasantry underscores social norms around household finances and gifts.

License Clerk chides Henry Carr over 1898

A brief exchange reveals Henry Carr refusing changes to his license number as friends confuse his number with a date for his car. The license clerk suggests they might adjust the number but Carr declines.

Henry Carr

Topeka Gardener’s Hospital Fight Over Nagging Wife

A Topeka businessman hires two Black workers for his garden and oversees them personally. Sam is missing and said to be in the hospital after a morning argument about his plan to beat his wife. The worker explains Sam had threatened to lash his wife for ten days before she struck him first.

Topeka Sam George

Snappy Comeback To A Handsome Man’s Kiss Request

A witty exchange has a man asking for a kiss and a woman replying that he should go away and leave them alone. The retort highlights humor and boundaries in a playful flirting moment.

Nice Wives First Husband

A humorous quip contrasts two wives the first gentle about whipped cream the second refusing daily chores as onions bring her to tears highlighting domestic humor.

Ready for Anything Maud in a Quiet Parlor Exchange

Gladys refuses to believe rumors and insists on hearing the full tale Maud plans to share. The two women exchange cautious skepticism and curiosity about a forthcoming story or confession.

Gladys

Bell or Belle Joke Stings Mirth in Banter

A playful exchanges land a pun about Bell and Belle with a punchline calling the girl a dumb bell. The quick joke hinges on soundalike names and a cheeky pun.

Joe Belle

Second Best for Him in Candid Exchange

In a quippy exchange a doctor urges the patient to quit drinking and smoking and adopt early bedtimes and rising. The patient asks what is the second best after acknowledging he does not deserve the best, prompting a wry response.

Empress Catherine Gifts Voltaire Ivory Box In Knitting Jest

The Empress sent Voltaire an ivory box she made hand by hand. Voltaire had his niece teach him to knit stockings and he began a pair with a witty note. He sent them back claiming a man’s work in a woman’s hand. The stockings remained unfinished.

Catherine of Russia Voltaire

Glasses to Improve Her Look Draws Friendly Counsel

A brief exchange questions if wearing glasses will enhance appearance. One speaker assures the other that glasses will improve looks and make them seem more refined, with lighthearted encouragement.

What is an anecdote Johnny Read On The Blackboard

A classroom exchange ends with a playful misuse of anecdote as Johnny writes on the board that a rabbit has four legs and one anecdote. The teacher approves the witty line highlighting humor in language lessons.

Johnny

You Would Too Physical Culture Instructor to Pupil

Dialogue fragment shows a teacher praising a pupil as his best expansion while the pupil reveals a salary increase and reciprocal romantic acceptance. The line hints at mentorship, training, and personal success in a casual exchange.

Fragmented joke set with questions about numbers and kinship

A string of quirky dialogue snippets features a classroom headline inquiry about a dozen and a tribe reference. Willie asks about descent while a mother denies meeting paternal relatives. A dining mishap and a logic query about a two week old chicken are included with punchy replies.

Latest Styles and Banter in a Quick Witted Exchange

A playful dialogue threads through fashion talk and casual remarks. He jokes about short block edits while she resists departure. A pun laden exchange about tools and whistles finishes with a quip on women's vanity and mirrors.

Take No Chances Sally I Wouldn’t Marry the Best Man

Hope says take me and you won’t be running any risk. The lines suggest a playful, intimate exchange about marriage and trust.

Sally

No Need Repeating Barber Solicitously

Victim declines further retelling while barber insists, expressing awareness of the prior account. Dialogue highlights a tense interaction with emphasis on communicated boundaries and patience.

New Fall Pattern Book Promises Many Smart Dresses

The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept offers No 1848 dress with two necklines and long or short sleeves and No 1825 two piece set for girls with full skirt and nipped-in jacket. Sizes and fabric requirements listed. book includes a hundred patterns with step-by-step sew charts.

Sewing Circle Pattern Dept W. Wacker Dr Chicago Bell Syndicate WNU

Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Tonic Ady Patient Aid

A long standing tonic named Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is noted for helping women of various ages. The product has a historic reputation spanning about seven decades in the Ady area.

Secret I May Share With Love Not With a Friend

A reflective line attributed to Philip Sidney contrasts sharing secrets with loved ones against keeping a friend's confidences. The speaker acknowledges personal disclosure to a beloved while affirming bound by trust in friendships.

Philip Sidney

Wren’s Last Laugh Over Windsor Town Hall Pillars

Sir Christopher Wren helped design Windsor Town Hall in 1686 but councillors doubted the hall’s lack of pillars. He promised safety and added four pillars, only to be found years later that the pillars fell one inch short of the ceiling.

Christopher Wren St. Paul’s Cathedral Windsor Wren

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