Humorous Clippings From a Droll Gazette
A carousel of light jokes and quips about military drills a butterfly collection and a boastful recruit. A Florida vacation postcard expresses envy and amusement with playful tone.
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Newspaper
Polk Progress
Location
Polk, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Mar 02, 1939
Page
3
A carousel of light jokes and quips about military drills a butterfly collection and a boastful recruit. A Florida vacation postcard expresses envy and amusement with playful tone.
A quotation attributes to Gibbon the view that when punishment outruns the offense in horror the justice system should yield to humane sentiment. The remark contrasts legal rigor with public mercy.
Secretaries Hull and arts critics spotlight Veloz and Yolanda, the New York dance duo famed for their wartime car magnole routine. Their rise began with a 1926 start, later earning top prizes and dazzling earnings on Europe tours. Also featured: Cameron Beck warns of lazy youth while Nadia Boulanger earns acclaim conducting the Boston Symphony and guiding Paris conservatories.
Hollywood brims with remakes as studios revive favorites with new directors stars and settings. Mentions include Lover Come Back to Me with Nelson Eddy and Miliza Korjus, Morocco with Gary Cooper, potential Show Boat, Captain Fury with Brian Aherne and Victor McLaglen, and Dancing Daughters star Joan Crawford. Also notes Latin America market focus and radio/TV shifts for Kay Francis Lanny Ross Gabriel Heatter and Joan Edwards.
A list of common questions with concise facts: largest Airship hangAr at Akron and its 55 million cubic feet. hides treated before pottery. world highway total 9,600,000 miles. Delta Pine Land Co holds 60 square miles in Mississippi. sapphires vary in color but blue is most associated. correct form is anyone else s.
The text notes President Albert Lebrun becoming godfather to 1,600 French children following his offer to take on that role for every fifteenth child born in France. It also explains British city status varies, with Plymouth recently named a city by royal order despite lacking a cathedral and its population of about 210,000.
Gardeners should select rock garden plants carefully from seed packets and plan layouts precisely. Creeping, trailing, and tufted species suit rock faces, crevices, and banks, while ordinary bedding plants should be excluded. True rock garden plants stay under ten inches, using low growing annuals and perennials native to rocky habitats.
A tramp enters a doctor's surgery with a quarter swallowed about 15 years earlier. He explains he waited to seek help because he did not need the money at the time, prompting a shocked reaction from the doctor.
A sergeant grabs a recruit rifle and fires at a target missing twice. He taunts Robbins and Hardaker and Phil lips then hits a shot saying that is how he does it. He orders them to do it his way.
Practical, quick advice on kitchen and home care including using multiple measuring cups, cream before coffee to improve flavor, rug cleaning to extend life, washing chamois gloves with warm water, using celery leaves as garnish, toasting bread before brown, vinegar from pickles as a cabbage seasoning, a dishcloth as a bed spring cleaner, and polishing silver with hot water and ammonia to maintain shine.
A doctor notes constipation roots in the cause and suggests prevention rather than cure. The piece advocates eating bulk not by quantity but by fiber, recommending Kellogg's All-Bran as daily breakfast with ample water and regularity, sold nationwide.
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