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Newspaper

Osceola Record

Location

Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Nov 10, 1938

Page

3

Husband and Wife Exchange Quip on Dancing

A light exchange between spouses centers on dancing with the husband boasting he makes his partner dance, while the wife confirms she can make him dance as well. The remark captures a playful domestic moment.

Hard Luck Sam Slips on Church Fund

A Philadelphia Bulletin snippet shows a committee urging Sam to donate to a church fund while he resists, arguing that while he owes the Land something, the Creator isn’t pressing him like other creditors.

Sam Brethren Philadelphia Bulletin

Varied Views in Street Casualty Joke

Two friends meet in the street. One man, with a broken arm from a motor accident, wears a sling. The other asks how long it will be slung. The injured man notes a doctor says two weeks while his lawyer says twelve.

Stray Stories Magazine

Scots Actor Complains Over Bread and Butter Slices

A Scots actor in London lodgings complains about bread and butter portions. After two days of one and three slices, the landlady doubles the loaf and offers a quarter pound of butter per slice, prompting the quip that two slices remain the complaint.

London London Tit-Bits Magazine

Westward boarding house tale turns wolf pack yarn

A witty exchange recalls the narrator keeping a boarding house in the West, implying a humorous encounter with wolves. The playful banter contrasts wild danger with daily life in frontier settings.

Knew Herself Youth Seashore Dialogue

A brief dramatic exchange unfolds at a lonely seashore where a youth and maiden discuss recognition and self-awareness. The youth recalls an unknown man from a week ago, while the maiden asserts she knew herself even then.

Conversation on cookies and punishment between Wilfred and Minister

Wilfred warns against punishing a boy for spoken words. The minister agrees and a remark about cookies follows, noting two dozen instead of a dozen given by Wilfred.

Wilfred

Club talk on politics sparks amused reaction

At the club he spoke on politics for an hour and a half. A member quipped that the situation was a nut shell and another called him a nut, prompting light laughter among neighbors.

Mosquito Twins Rally After Screening Test

Two mosquitoes exchange taunts after a screening test. One boasts success while the other questions the fuss, framing a lighthearted scene of competition and humor. The brief hinges on rival banter and a mock triumph.

Very Ancient First Student I Wonder How Old Miss Jones Is

Two students discuss Miss Jones age and claim she once taught Caesar. The dialogue hints at ancient lore and reputation, mixing curiosity with a humorous exaggeration about longstanding teaching tenure.

Miss Jones Caesar

Time to Wear Crape Traffic Cop

A humorous exchange between a polite driver and a traffic officer unfolds as the driver suspects his engine is dead while the cop urges action. The dialogue captures a lighthearted clash over mobility and duty.

On the Up and Up Do You Always Meet Your Bills

The speaker boasts of honesty in paying debts, claiming never to skip out on a collector even when penniless. The line captures a boastful character trait and a humorous moral stance.

Prospective Suitor Vets Wealthy Uncle Flyer

A comic exchange in Stray Stories Magazine where a suitor seeks approval to marry a daughter. He boasts of a wealthy bachelor uncle aged 65 who has just taken up flying, to impress the prospects.

Stray Stories Magazine

Optimist Quote Sparks Father Son Exchange

A newspaper snippet presents a humorous exchange where a father defines an optimist to his son. The witty dialogue hinges on a belief that worn shoes lead to renewed footing, capturing a light moment of humor and chipper resilience.

Opera House Echoes and a Vast Space Claim

A brief exchange recalls a former opera singer and a claim of an eight thousand square foot space. The dialog hints at a larger property or venue context with a focus on performance and scale.

The Camel's Hump Draws Paying Crowds

An elderly man asks a traveling menagerie keeper about the camel’s hump. The keeper explains the hump’s purpose in a humorous exchange, noting the camel would be less useful without it and that audiences pay to see him with the hump.

Kansas City Times

Pass Him Along A Far Past Portrait Of Marriage

The exchange hints at marrying for money and history, with a playful challenge to find a man about six decades older who is financially secure. The dialogue frames a marriage primarily through wealth and longevity as sought criteria.

Flying officer misplaces position near pyramids

A young flying officer near Egypt declares they are inside St. Paul’s cathedral after navigation work with a sextant. He tells the pilot to take off his hat, prompting disbelief before realizing the joke.

Piety Egypt Great Pyramids St. Paul’s Cathedral

Mind Willie at the zoo as elephant steals bun

A large crowd at a zoo on a bank holiday watches a small boy with a bun dash into an elephant’s path. The elephant extends its trunk to grab the bun and a voice from the crowd warns Willie to mind the animal lest it sting him.

Zoo Willie

Pat seeks ten from Mike over his wife's child

Pat asks Michael for a loan of ten, remarking on his small companion. Michael declines, noting the boy is his wife's child by her first husband, a detail that explains his refusal.

Pat Michael Mike

No Golden Gates Wife Seeks Harps From Coupons

A jokey exchange features a wife claiming 500 Foollum's Food coupons will earn fine musical instruments and her husband replying they should get harps, framing a light domestic quip about rewards.

Foollum

Forgetful Professor Notices Wedding Anniversary Vase

A sparring exchange reveals a professor forgetting his own wedding anniversary while his wife reminds him it is the day. The pause hints at affectionate humor and a domestic moment from Santa Fe magazine.

Santa Fe Magazine

Life on the Farm Joke About Counting Sheep

A farmer jokes about counting ten thousand sheep and sending them to the city before realizing it is time to wake up and milk. His wife notes if you can’t sleep count sheep. The farmer replies with a humorous tale of losses and morning chores.

Not Afraid Mistress to New Maid Exchange

A brief dialogue shows a mistress asserting readiness to meet a maid halfway for an evening out while the maid points out she is not afraid to return home in the dark. The exchange hints at power dynamics and social norms in domestic settings.

Chiropodist Claims Natural Footing in Career

A chiropodist recalls always being at the foot of the class and drifting into the profession as a natural outcome of early aptitude.

Questionable Advertising Sign at Local Grocery

A grocer advertised apples and nuts for sale with the sign Shop Early The Early Bird Gets the Worm. The phrase appears aimed at urging early shopping and draws attention to the store’s promotions.

Childs quarrel over bulldog ends in playful exchange

In a lighthearted schoolyard moment, a child warns another about making faces at a bulldog while the other retorts that the dog started it, showcasing a typical kids’ dispute over a pet.

Willie

The Proper Dave He I Born on the Second Day of April

A fragment notes a person nicknamed The Proper Dave He I born on April 2. The text is sparse with no additional context or affiliations.

Dave He—I

The Sanctity of Human Life Lesson Overview

The sermon bases life sacred on God’s image and Noahic covenant. It distinguishes murder from justifiable killing, cites 1936 murder and auto death stats, and links anger to murder. It urges heart change through Christ’s guidance, promoting forgiveness and nonretaliation to prevent murder.

Western Judge Swore An Error in Oaths

Col. A A Anderson recalls a wild west tale from Wyoming mountains. A judge, after swearing in a jury in a log cabin, discovers he swore the wrong oath and must swear them in again. The anecdote appears in Experiences and Impressions.

Col. A. A. Anderson Yellowstone Forest Reserve Wyoming Mountains Wyoming Kansas City Star

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