Rookie sailor seeks world tour after two weeks on base
A rookie at the naval training station complains to his superior that after two weeks he has spent most of his time digging ditches chopping trees levelling locks and filling depressions. He quips that joining the navy promised world travel but he has only rearranged it.
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Navy
American Legion Weekly
Divorce Grounds Question in Chicago Case
A question about the grounds for a divorce arises from a case centered in Chicago, where the involved party’s location and legal basis are under discussion. The report notes the city as the relevant jurisdiction.
Plea for Information Seeks Details on Carbonate and Iodine
A reader requests help identifying a carbonate substance and the location of iodine. The inquiry asks for expert input and clarifications on chemical specifics.
Stone Age courtship line drives humorous exchange
Not So Keen For months young Simpkins had been calling on the town belle, but with no marked success. "I suppose," he at last suggested desperately, "that if we lived in the Stone age I'd hit you over the head with a club and drag you off and marry you." "You'd have to," she responded sweetly, "in order to marry me."
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American Legion Weekly
Speed Cop Clashes With Passenger Over Taxi Fare
A passenger complains of a long delay while a taxi driver demands payment for 20 miles. The passenger pays, then warns the driver to prepare for an 80 mile an hour ride as a speed cop takes charge, per American Legion Weekly.
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American Legion Weekly
The Martyr and the Ideal Fortune
A dialogue between a bankrupt man and a critic where the bankrupt declares he pursued an ideal, confessing he lost his fortune in the chase. The critic urges generosity, but the man laments that the ideal promised wealth beyond his reach.
Ice Man Cold Shoulder Joke At The Store
A brief joke exchange in which a clerk and grocer discuss why a clerk avoids the ice man, revealing a lighthearted quip about visitors at a shop. The dialogue illustrates shop humor from a Progressive Grocer snippet.
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Clerk
Ice Man
What Matters Who Finished Him
A terse exchange questions identity of a person who ended someone else’s life. The dialogue implies inquiries into who was responsible for a fatal outcome and who completed the act, reflecting a confrontational or accusatory tone.
The Wise Orator Storytelling on Radio
The wise orator avoided glory and intellectual pomp. He shared a funny tale on radio, entertaining listeners with a light touch.
Dart-Fella Turns a Corner With No Corner Found
A humorous quip from Penn Punch Bowl sketches a street scene where a figure mistakes a corner for something else, prompting a witty exchange about perception and noise in an urban setting. The dialogue highlights the irony of mistaken geography in casual banter.
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Dart
Penn
Beggar Pleads for Help Amid Struggle with Family
Fragmentary dialogue shows a beggar pleading for aid claiming a wife and seven children. A responding figure offers defences or support, with the exchange ending ambiguously.
Proverb Cites Inflation of Salaries in State Stars
The Boston Transcript cites a proverb about adding to the truth and questions how state stars inflate salaries from small amounts to large figures, noting salaries like 500 becoming 85,000. The remark hints at concealment in official pay disclosures.
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Boston Transcript
The Prescription Daughter and Auntie's Frightful Kleptomania
The specialist notes auntie’s severe kleptomania in a frightful attack. Mother advises more quiet behavior in the future to help manage the urge to steal.
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