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Osceola Record

Location

Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Jul 06, 1939

Page

7

Dustbin and stairs brush offer from obliging coalman

A top floor resident signals for coal, who climbs many stairs with her load. She suggests he take down a dustbin and points out a box of rubbish. He agrees reluctantly and jokes about a long-handled brush to tidy the stairs on his way down.

China Dishes Dominate Discussion in Class Exchange

In a terse classroom exchange, the pupil answers the teacher with a witty remark about China, while the teacher notes the student’s sharp response. The moment underscores the playful dynamic between educator and pupil.

Johnny Japan China

Morning alarm mystery in a sleepy household

The wistress scolds Susan for oversleeping while the clock she gave is blamed. Susan confirms she winds it and sets the alarm but explains it always goes off while she's asleep, leaving the household in a routine morning confusion.

Farmer Confuses Oats With Barley in Field Pic

A student at the agricultural college challenges an old farmer about cultivation methods and expected earnings. The farmer replies that the crop is barley, not oats, turning the exchange into a humorous misunderstanding about agriculture and profits.

Agricultural College

Hunter Confesses Shot Bear in Weathered Exchange

Dialogue shows two hunters speaking in terse exchange. One confirms he shot a bear while asking about the other’s condition. The other affirms he is alright and responds to the surprising admission.

Wanted, An Introduction to Vanderrocks

A character plans to wed the Vanderrocks and awaits a formal introduction. The dialogue reveals a cautious, humorous setup as a courtship progresses.

Spilled Ink, Laughter in a Milk Parable

A playful exchange centers on spilled ink and a child named Jimmy reacting with humor. An elder chides over spilled milk while the child imagines licking up ink, turning a mishap into comic relief.

Jimmy

Two of a Kind Sophomore Crack in a Chair Joke

A light dialogue compares a chair crack to a traffic policeman, with a Sophomore quip about pinching for improper parking and a Freshman surrendering as he asks why.

Forgetful Grammy Old Man-What is the matter lit tle boy

A fragment shows a little boy asking if he is lost and mentioning his grandma who is always losing something, suggesting a scene of confusion and concern.

Grammy

Wrong Pew Mixup Sparks Confusion at Lunacy Panel

In a brief exchange, a speaker praises Dr. Smiley for marrying a patient, prompting correction that the person is actually Dr. French, a psychiatry expert, who appears angered by the misidentification.

John Dr. Smiley Mary Dr. French

Ethical Debate Over Eating Steak Prompted In Restaurant

A diner voices remorse about cow slaughter while describing steak and a companion agrees. The terse exchange centers on whether enjoying meat is justified amid animal life concerns.

The Limit At The Big Hotel

Brown, invited to dine at a grand hotel, leaves with a glum air as servants block his exit. They demand payment for his coat umbrella hat and gloves. He pays for the first two items but refuses to surrender the gloves, saying they are not worth it.

Brown

Watchmaker Concludes Charging Half the Cost

A man asks for watch repairs. The watchmaker demands half the watch’s cost. A week later the man returns, pockets the watch, and says he paid half the cost because the watch was a present. The shopkeeper protests that he already paid half the watch’s cost, but the man insists.

Proof Positive in One-Horse Town Court

A prisoner calls the police superintendent as character witness to prove respectability. The official protests ignorance of the man, while the defendant asserts five years in the town prove his standing despite the magistrates’ surprise.

No Tin Cup Incident Sparks Tempers After Game

An irate fan challenged the umpire as he left the field after a home defeat. He asked for a dog, and, after the umpire denied owning one, the spectator quipped that the umpire was the first blind man he saw who did not have a dog.

Backward Glances on the Beach

A reflective column notes the difficulty of breaking the habit of looking back. The piece contrasts memory with present experience, tracing how nostalgia shapes the narrator's view of seaside moments.

No Danger Tuan

In a playful exchange, Tuan questions the noise while Ahmed explains the cook and he were celebrating their silver wedding anniversary with laughter and festivities.

Tuan Ahmed

Public opinion and a forgetful memory in politics

A quotation contrasts a confident politician with Senator Sorghum on how the public recalls speeches but often forgets the speaker. The exchange reflects on political rhetoric and accountability in public life.

Senator Sorghum Washington Star

Five Threes Fifteen Brings Egg Boiling Rescue

Bridget explains fifteen minutes to boil five eggs. Mistress scolds for boiling no more than three minutes. Bridget defends by noting the quantity of eggs.

Bridget Mistress

Five suits in hand plus one breach of promise suit

A dialogue line notes a character bringing five suits and planning to reclaim one breach of promise suit, reflecting a legal or courtroom mood with a sly twist about attire and claims.

The Battle Won and the Right To Vote

In a satirical exchange Mrs Battlecry asserts she fought for suffrage to gain the right to vote while Mr Battlecry laments those who work for suffrage but do not cast ballots. The dialogue highlights the distinction between obtaining civil rights and exercising them.

Mr. Battlecry

Two Women Clash Then One Reveals Hidden Feelings

Two women argued heatedly and one later confided to a friend. She reveals a secret dislike, accusing Pansy of unfairness, while the other notes Pansy’s apparent desire for attention or drama.

Pansy

Meals That Are Different Cheese Recipes From Aic

A column promotes cheese as a versatile, economical ingredient and offers recipes including Swiss Cheese French Toast Macaroni and Cheese Baked Eggs in Ham Nests and Cheese Souffle. It highlights dairy value, new flavor pairings, and a push for a new housekeeping book Household Hints by Eleanor Howe with ordering details.

Eleanor Howe North Michigan Avenue Chicago Ill Western Newspaper Union

Colonial Room Draperies Match Southern Furniture Styles

Appropriate draperies such as linen chintz and homespun suit colonial rooms with poster beds and patch work quilts. In rooms reflecting Southern colonial taste with Chippendale Sheraton or Heppelwhite pieces, damask or satin draperies and upholsteries complete the look.

Scratched Furniture Care Advised With Iodine Touch Up

If furniture becomes scratched, use a small paint brush to apply iodine to the mark. Let it dry, then polish with a good furniture polish to restore the surface.

How to Sew by Ruth Wyeth Spears Booklets Offer

A vintage homemaking feature explains organizing kitchen booklets in bright oil cloth folders with cardboard stiffeners. It notes prices for Book 1 SEWING and Book 2 Gifts Novelties Embroideries at 15 cents each, offers a combined deal, and instructs readers to order from Mrs. Spears at 210 S Des Plaines St Chicago IL.

Star Design Doilies Crochet Pattern 6350

Instructions for star doilies crocheted in mercerized string with illustrations and stitch diagrams. Includes materials list and photograph. suitable for lunch, buffet, or occasional tables. Send 15 cents to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept. for pattern 6350.

Household Arts Dept W. 14Th St New York N. Y

Favorite Recipe of the Week

A vintage home recipe lists ingredients Kool-Aid lemon juice sugar water corn starch eggs butter and salt. Steps describe boiling sugar and water then adding a cornstarch mix and egg yolks, cooking until thick, removing from heat, adding Kool-Aid, and folding in stiffly beaten egg whites.

Quote from Sir John Davis on impartial judgment

A line asserts that true judgment comes only when a person frees the mind from all passions.

Sir John Davis

Also Mentioned on This Page

Bill Hunter Vanderrocks Ruth Wyeth Spears Kooigyer Grocers E. Pinkham Pinkham William Makepeace Thackeray Mae Toe PTUMS John Ray Pathfinder Caute E Legal Reserve Company NG Stanley DR. Long Grand Nebreske Vom Meath
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