Honest taxicab driver declines pocketbook ethics test
A taxi driver applying for work is asked if he would be honest upon finding a pocketbook with negotiable securities worth 100000. He replies that he would do nothing and keep the money, stating he would go on his income.
Ile-So You Think Kissing Shouldn’t Be Allowed
A quirky column explores social norms on kissing and public affection, weighing permission and public perception. The piece contrasts discreet behavior with louder displays, reflecting on etiquette and personal limits in social spaces.
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Antique dealer sells cherished Chippendale chair
Mr. Bingo recounts visiting an antique furniture dealer who had just sold a prized Chippendale chair. The dealer warned it would take at least a week to produce a comparable piece, leaving Mrs. Bingo's disappointment evident.
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Oysters Refused by Waiter Over Season Joke
A visiting Briton asks for fresh oysters in July. The waiter explains oysters are not in season and jokes about bribing the game warden.
Old Man’s Dilemma in Grim Grin and False Teeth
A witty exchange centers on an elderly man with a stern, grim face and the comic challenge of keeping his false teeth in place. The banter highlights his good heart despite a tough appearance and adds light humor to a domestic scene.
Does Father Better Do College Benefit Sons
Comic exchange notes father’s pride as college improves his own standing. A light joke centers on how schooling enhances a father more than his son. The room laughs at the clever twist highlighting parental self interest in education.
Car theft report notes parking overtime dispute
A crime report mentions a suspect linked to a vehicle robbery over parking overtime. Investigators seek witnesses and clues as they pursue charges in the case.
Very Soon Sister
A brief dialogue notes parental tension as a father gears up for action while the mother counsels patience and a plan to avoid a clash, hinting at domestic conflict and family dynamics.
Northwest Salmon Catches Spark Pro Sports Talk
An outdoor man reads about remarkable salmon catches in the Northwest while a city sportsman jokes that a big league club will sign the angler. The brief exchange captures local sports chatter and the lure of river fishing stories.
Equal staffing debate in school athletics
A dialogue hints at gender-based concerns over hiring capacity for teams. The exchange questions whether girls or boys should be prioritized for a challenge and suggests that success may depend on attracting both genders to participate.
Radio director recalls the prank reciter in broadcast
A radio director recounts a caller who aimed to interrupt the show by requesting a piece to recite. The exchange reveals the motivation behind the audacious interruption and the caller’s intent to disrupt the program.
Detest Lewis? Clarence Trolls Recount Over $5 Loan
Reggie accuses Lewis of detestation while Clarence admits borrowing $5 and a strange “imemory curse” from him. The exchange hints at tension over a small loan and an odd consequence.
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