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Newspaper

Osceola Record

Location

Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Aug 24, 1939

Page

7

Night and Day Patterns Offer Youthful Style

Patterns No 1794 and No 1797 market comfortable tailored pajamas and a slimming basque bodice dress. Sizes 12 to 20, yardage listed for 39 inch fabric with long or short sleeves, collar cuffs, and pleating details. Order from The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept Chicago for 15 cents each.

Sewing Circle Pattern Dept W. Wacker Dr Chicago Bell Syndicate WNU

Bizarre hotel policy sparks flippant exchange

A joking dialogue recounts a guest paying cash before being allowed a hotel room, claiming their baggage was too emotional. The punchline rests on the idea that emotional baggage is easily moved and thus a reason for special treatment.

Not a Record Laugh Line in Old Paper

A playful exchange noting a gramophone record and a burnt birthday cake, showing light social humor from a bygone newspaper snippet. The wit centers on mistaken gift and kitchen mishap for a birthday reference.

Got Her Man Bride-Did I Look Fidgety During Ceremony

A playful bridesmaid teases the bride about nerves during the wedding as Jack says I do. The quip captures light humor amid the ceremony and reflects intimate social dynamics at the event.

Jack

Absent-Minded Professor Refuses Doctor Visit

The professor in bed tells the doctor he cannot see him due to illness. The doctor is present but the patient refuses the visit, indicating he is not well.

Dialogue about fowl teeth sparks a playful clash

Snapper quips that he can tell a fowl's age by its teeth, while the other retorts that fowls have no teeth. He adds he does. The exchange showcases a humorous bit from the 1915 piece reflecting clever wordplay.

War talk judged as more unreasonable than prize fights

Former Senator Fess in Atlantic City condemns current war talk as more unreasonable than a prize fight. An elderly spectator recalled a prize bout where fighters shook hands, then punched each other for nothing, until a spectator shouted the time.

Fess Atlantic City Big City

Windsor Castle Size and Staff for Royal Palace

Windsor Castle covers 13 000 acres with parks and forests and measures 56 miles in circumference. The palace requires a staff of more than 4 000 servants for maintenance and ceremonies even when the royal family is away.

Windsor Castle Great Britain Collier’s

Absence Diminishes Little Pas sions and Increases Great

The quote notes that absence weakens small desires while strengthens strong ones, likening it to wind snuffing candles and fueling a larger flame. It illustrates how distance sharpens intensity and devotion. The maxim echoes themes of longing, contrast between minor and major affections, and human passion dynamics.

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