Pungent Paragraphs of Quips Across Papers
A collection of short, humorous quotes from various newspapers and periodicals. The items lampoon court, fires, domestic life, quarrels, and school, each delivered in witty or satirical language with period tone and local flavor.
Parson Praises Electric Bitters In Local Testimony
Rev C J Budlong of Ashway writes that Electric Bitters cured his jaundice and liver troubles after years of suffering. He calls the remedy a genuine all round cure for liver kidney and stomach issues. Miller Drug Co offers the 50 cent bottle with satisfaction guaranteed.
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C. J Budlong
Ashway R
Miller Drug Co
Union
Chattanooga
Tennessee Mountains
Tomlinson
Tate Spring
Tennessee
The Job That Keeps The Gay Cat Employed
A humorous vignette from Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly depicts a gay cat seeking work across many trades. The unnamed feline confidently answers “Sure thing” when asked to drive four, later learns the job may involve horses or nails, and remains eager to try unfamiliar tasks despite uncertainty.
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Frank Leslie
Popular Monthly
A Boy's Wild Ride Por Life
A Leesville Indiana man endures asthma with his family fearing death as he trekked 18 miles to obtain Dr Kings Discovery for Consumption Coughs and Colds. He reports instant relief and lasting sleep following use and endorses the medicine for throat and lung troubles with bottles 50c and 1. Trial bottles offered by Miller True Co.
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Ife
Miller Trrue Co
United States Steel Plans Three New Tube Mills Near Pittsburg
A US Steel official announces a $60 million program to improve holdings and construct three new tube mills near Pittsburg. The McKeesport National Tube plant will be repaired and kept in operation, while site selections for the new works remain undecided and the total number of mills may reach up to twenty.
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Pittsburg
United States Steel Corporation
National Tube Company
McKeesport
Notable Figures and Quotations From a Period Chronicle
The text surveys various figures from politics and society. It highlights M Santos-Dumont’s embroidery hobby, a 95 year old Austrian general Baron Schwartz-Meiller, Panama scandal figure M Arton becoming wealthy again, Senator Platt’s Venetian blind joke, Senator Millard’s bushy eyebrows, Congressman Grosvenor’s waning humor, and Poultney Bigelow’s critique of American press subservience noting that U S newspapers generally report facts regardless of government wishes.
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Fiela
Platt
Connecticut
Millard
Nebraska
Grosvenor
Ohio
Independent
Poultney Bigelow
Ballard's Snow Liniment Promises Relief in Chanute Ad
Testimonial from Landis Porter of the Oriental Hotel Chanute Kansas claims neuralgia relief after using Ballard's Snow Liniment. He says he was raised from the dead and cured, then describes attempts to obtain more. The product sold for 25, 50 cents and 1.00 at J L Wikle's and J B Privett's in Ord, Aa.
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Landis
Oriental Hotel
Chanute
Kan
Ballard
de Trus
J L Wikle
J. B. Privett
Ox Ord
Try our Homemade Marshmallows at Dowea Candy Kitchen
The ad promotes homemade marshmallows available at Dowea Candy Kitchen. It emphasizes the product and shop name to attract customers without additional details.
Resist Upon Getting Warter’s Hand Made Cigars
A brief ad urging customers to choose Warter’s Hand Made cigars over all other five cent brands, claiming none match their quality. The promotional line emphasizes superior taste and value compared with competing cigars sold at five cents.
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Warter
Not Doom for Life by W A Greer Cites Amica Salve Cure
W A Greer of McJonnelisville C says three years of treatment by doctors failed to heal piles fistula and sores, but Buecklen’s Amica Salve cured him in two weeks. Claims to cure burns corns sores eruptions and rheum sells for 25 cents at Miller Drug Co.
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W. A. Greer
McJonnelisville
Buecklen
Miller Drug Co
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White Plains
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Calhoun County
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Billville
Atlanta Constitution
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Fred
Minnie
Boston Transcript
Mr. Snaggs
Glasgow Evening Times
United States Corporation
Pittabors
M. Santos-Dumont
Yu Newasomne
Foley
Phew
First National Bank
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Talladegas
Calhoun Counties
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J. B. Goodwix
A. J. Goodwix
A. L. Tyler
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J. B. Goodwin
W. L. McCaa
J.C. Sproull
E.L. Turner
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W. W. Stringfellow
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Jiway
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Naevile
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St. Lowe
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St. Doula
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Seaboard Airlne Railway
Columbia, Newberry and Laurens Railroad
Georgia Railroad
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Krouse
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Anniston Team Laundry