The SPICE of LIFE and other humorous exchanges
A collection of light quips and anecdotes includes a guilty burglar denying guilt to a judge, a fashion model tax joke, a stern literary guest, a hostess quip about sense, a rural lad’s house plans, Betty Lou’s progress joke, an agent’s accident policy demo, and a student’s sentence using cudgel.
Worldly bachelor hosts cabbie with aged French wine
A wealthy bachelor returns home after a night out and entertains his cabbie with wine from a decanter. He boasts the wine is centuries old from French monks. The cabbie quips that the glass used is poorly blown and laments the glassblower’s lack of wind.
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France
Round Lake sales pitch and wedding ring joke roundup
A collection of short humorous vignettes and miscommunications. A banker advises living within means while a man asks for fifths, a lake cottage seller touts Round Lake listings, a girl resists an engagement while keeping her ring, and a man warns firemen not to disturb his garden as a neighbor’s house burns.
Be whiskered patient hires own doctor after coat aid
An elderly man visits a Park Avenue clinic doctor. He recalls other doctors treated him but praises the physician who helped him with his coat, saying he can now afford his own doctor after a small inheritance.
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Park Avenue
Churches Sunday Services and Midweek Classes
Bible study at 10:00 a.m. Worship and communion at 11:00 a.m. Evening worship at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday Ladies Bible Class at 2:30 p.m. Wednesday Bible study for all ages at 8:00 p.m.
Pastor Harlen Duncan Schedule for Sunday and Wednesday
Harlen Duncan, pastor, leads Sunday School at 9 45 a m Worship at 11 00 a m Christ Ambassadors meet at 6 30 p m with worship at 7 30 p m and Wednesday Prayer Meeting at 7 30 p m.
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Harlen Duncan
Christ Ambassadors
Church Schedule and Leadership Update
Sunday School at 9 55 a m worship 10 55 a m training union 6 30 p m Monday Grayson annual meeting Whitesboro Tuesday Church at prayer 7 30 p m officers clinic 6 00 7 30 p m Thirty students completed credit for the Sunday School study course last week Harry Lander new Sunday School superintendent and S T Montgomery Jr associate superintendent Teachers and officers to be recognized at the morning work.
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Training Union
Grayson Annual Meeting
Whitesboro
Grayson
Church At Prayer
Harry Lander
S. T. Montgomery Jr
W M A and Grayson Association Meet in Whitesboro Dates
The W M A annual meeting is set for Monday October 6 at First Baptist Church Whitesboro. The Grayson Association will hold its annual meeting Monday October 6 at 7 30 with sessions at 9 30 and 1 00. An officers clinic for Sunday School workers is planned for Wednesday October 8 during the monthly teachers and officers meeting, with a 6 00 p m covered dish supper.
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First Baptist Church
Whitesboro
Grayson Association
Fred Waldrop
World Communion Sunday Brings Crossroads Presbyterian Union
The Sunday School and worship start at 10 a m with Crossroads Presbyterian Church joining local members for World Communion Sunday. A cat lunch gathering follows services. Mrs. Fred Waldrop and Mr Dooley will sing a duet and an opportunity for membership is offered. Ladies Aid meets Monday at 2 30 p m in the church parlor.
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World Communion
Presbyterian Church
Crossroads Presbyterian Church
Fred Waldrop
Dooley
Ladies Aid
C. C. Dooley
Sunday Church Schedule and Society Meetings
Sunday School at 10:00 a.m. Morning worship at 10:55 a.m. Methodist Youth Fellowship at 6:00 p.m. On the fourth Sunday monthly at 5:30 p.m. The Woman's Society of Christian Service meets first and third Mondays at 3:00 p.m. and The Wes-
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Methodist Youth Fellowship
Woman's Society of Christian Service
Wes
Leyan Service Guild Meeting and Choir Rehearsal
The Leyan Service Guild meets every other Monday at 7 30 PM. Choir rehearsals begin at 7 30 PM in the Sanctuary.
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Leyan Service Guild
Kentuckytown Baptist Church Morning Worship Listed
Morning worship at Kentuckytown Baptist Church is scheduled for 11 00 a m. Worship service details are available from church notices and announcements for the day.
Evening services and prayer schedule update
Training Union at 7 00 p m evening service at 8 00 p m prayer service on Wednesday at 8 00 p m outlining weekly church activities and times for members and attendees.
Elfrida Von Wardoff Learns Tax Crippled Jackpot
Elfrida Von Wardoff won 220500 dollars on a record quiz show but after taxes she kept about 50000.48 dollars. The speaker links the loss to high taxes and the rise of a welfare state under centralized government.
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Elfrida von Wardoff
Coming or Going The Darwin Anniversary Note
The Sun quotes a WSJ editorial musing on the 100th anniversary of Darwin's theory of evolution. The piece ponders whether society is advancing or regressing and grouses over contemporary crises and public figures.
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The
Wall Street Journal
Charles Darwin
Darwin
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