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Newspaper

Washington Evening Journal

Location

Washington, Iowa, United States of America

Date

May 20, 1937

Page

10

Bible Thought Thursday May 20 1087 humorous snippets

A collection of short quips and jokes from the era. Lines cover religion and fate, health myths, fashion chatter, Jersey humor, police anecdotes, and entertainment jokes. The items mix proverbs, jests, and social comments with occasional wordplay and cultural references.

Patchwork of Punchy Quotes and Quips in Sifted Fun

A collage of satirical snippets from various papers features a homegrown ad joke about where money goes, a quip about creditors, a barb on rug cleanliness, a lawn tip from dead leaves, and wry lines on Europe and 3000 A D. The piece riffs on science, farming gear, and catchy consumer humor with several publishers cited.

Time for Action on Federal Payroll Waste

Raymond Pitcairne argues Washington must cut the growing payroll of federal jobholders. March payroll rose by 2860 positions to about 36,000, with a March bill exceeding 128 million. Commissions and Senate committees back reorganizing agencies, but Congress has yet to act. Public calls for economy grow as bureaucratic beneficiaries resist change.

Raymond Pitcairne Washington Executive Branch Congress Senate

Abner Congress Ends Conflicting Sitdown Stance

The record notes a quarrel within the NCLE ABNER Congress over sit down strikes showing opposition to some strikes while backing others. The metaphor suggests difficulty in convincing a rooster that crowing cannot move the sun.

Congress

Mrs John Baldosier Hosts Merrimac Club Meeting

Merrimac May 19 The Merry Makers club met at Mrs Johnnie Baldosier home with seven members and six visitors. Retreatments were served as several local families visited that Sunday including the Amrines and Beechleys. Uncle Joe Amrine showed illness but is improving while Norma Pohren and the Nortons joined the Pohren home visit followed by other Sunday calls from the Eshelmans and the Burers and the Dussebarries.

Carl Amrine Merrimac Merry Makers Club Johnnie Baldosier Baldosier Sam Marsh James Elmer Beechley Harold Donald A. N. Amrine Joe

Tulip festival visits and local social notes at Pella

Junction residents recount tulip festival attendance at Pella with Mrs. R. J. McCleery and others. Rowland Rees returns from Chicago after his son in law Richard Thomas illness. Genevieve Fedderson goes home to Cedar Heights. Burdette Duncan and Ames visitors with his parents. Fred Duncan and T. E. Johnston noted in Columbus City. J W Hubbard returns to Mercy hospital Iowa City for treatment.

Martha Mautler Columbus Junction R. J. McCleery Misa Frane Sigafoos Harry Hanft Pella Rowland Rees Chicago Richard Thomas Genevieve Fedderson Cedar Heights Burdette Duncan Ames Fred Duncan T. E. Johnston Columbus City J. W. Hubbard Mercy Hospital Iowa City

Glacial Period Duration and Ice Retreat Timeline

Estimates suggest the glacial period lasted near 100000 years and the ice retreated from the northern United States at least 25000 years ago. The figures reflect long-term climate change estimates and early postglacial migration patterns.

United States

Towa varsity football glimpsed by Jack Woods this week

Notes from this week report on Towa varsity football action as Jack Woods observes. He believes the team could be close to a winning season within a year. Nearby chatter mentions a secretary spelling mushrooms in four letters, and a humorous tale about a wife and golf club bar job.

Jack Woods Towa Jack

The Doctor and the Cigar Lesson

A middle aged man visits a physician for an annual checkup and advice. The doctor prescribes moderation and smoking one cigar a day. A month later the patient reports improvement but reveals he has never smoked before and found the instruction impossible to follow.

George Ade Anecdote From a Quiz of Humorists

A humorous anecdote recounted in a quiz among humorists describes two solemn gentlemen in a railroad carriage. One asks if the wife is entertaining this summer and the other replies that she is not very entertaining. The fragment ends with a note about a sign reading Ladies Ready-to-Wear Clothes.

George Ade

Baron Munchausen letters plan cross Atlantic swim

The baron writes the United States about a British swimmer aiming to set a new long distance record by swimming across the Atlantic from Southampton to New York City. He claims permission is needed from the Queen Mary captain as the plan involves swimming inside the liner’s pool. A telephonic exchange and a church interruption are noted before a hymn number No. 428 is announced and a girl awakens living again with a groan.

Baron Munchausen United States Southampton New York City

Duel over age rate pits two men against time

Two men planned a pistol duel but halted when one argued the age of humans is widely known yet no exact age exists. The exchange underscored a shared sense that people should know better than to fight over reckoned timing.

A Century of Methodism Directors and Officers List

A Crawfordsville church directory lists resident bishop, district superintendents, funds trustees and officials. It names officers of the official board including trustees stewards and curators, plus committees for membership music religious education social service auditing and more with multiple Iowa and Illinois affiliated addresses.

Methodist Church O. Grant Markham Rush Street Chicago S. C. Mletcher Marion Huston Robert Shaffer James Turkington Robert Williams J. C. Huston Joseph H. Jones J. W. Rich Don Darbyshire Daisy Huber Wilbert Rose Earl Walker John McNeill Forrest McNeill Mary E. Jones W Kose Dorris Cherryholmes Oille Anny King’s Heralds Catherine Williams Grace Fletcher J W. Rich Marion Hus

Early American census reveals top ten cities in 1790

The 1790 census recorded Philadelphia leading with 42 444 inhabitants and New York second at 33 131. Boston followed with 18 038 and Charleston 16 359, then Baltimore 13 503, Salem 7 021, Newport 6 716, Providence 6 380, Richmond 3 761, and Albany 3 468.

Philadelphia New York Boston Charleston Baltimore Salem Mass Newport Providence Richmond Albany

White Eel Delicacy At Basque Quays

Basque fishermen lure two inch white eels in the Bay of Biscay by placing oil lamps along the quays. They scoop them up by the thousands then fry the eels in oil to create a regional delicacy.

Spain Bay of Biscay

Shiloh three girls to graduate in spring ceremonies

Shiloh will honor three graduates Ineg Schoonover from Junior College Myra Van Nostrand from high school and Ruth Sebantz eighth grade graduate entering high school in fall Ruth was Marion townships champion speller this year The community extends best wishes to all three for future success. Local families visit and travel notes follow with several residents and relatives mentioned in brief social items.

Fred Burger Shialoh Shiloh Ineg Schoonover Myra van Nostrand Ruth Sebantz Ruth Marion Townships Oklahoma Don Coats Winfield Henry Schoonover Dave Schanta John Hill Rome Page Lambert Oscar Sward Linby Verda Schantz Grandma Christner Wayland Amrine Joe Amrine Owen Blick Columbus Junction L. E.stark Mell Crandall A. M Amrine Car Amrine Merrimac

Miss Alice Strohm Visits Mrs. Strohm in Gracehill

Miss Alice Strohm of Chicago visits her mother Mrs. O A Strohm in Gracehill for a weekend. A school picnic closes Pleasant school, Arthur era was a caller at the Robertson home, and Asahel attended a fish fry at Columba Junction. Orval Swift works for Bek Brumback. Wade Page and Blanche Mills visit North English relatives. Francine Mills visits Ruth Leslie in Washington. Raymond Sankey and Kenneth call on Mrs. John Williams and Oriel Sankey.

A. J. Robertson

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the Evening Journal Washington County Elder, Shannon & CO Bruce Cowden Publishers News Editor North Marion Avenue Iowa International News Service National Advertising Representatives Iowa Daily Press Association Des Moines, Iowa Clyde Moore Don Rose Jersey New Jersey Sorre Sik Hollywood Winchell Lanta St. Louis Star-Times America Portland Oregonian Europe Barron’s Chicago Daily Tribune Joe Palooka Ham Fisher Mrs John Baldosier the Winkle Doss van Junction O. L M. D John Henry Atlantic C. W. Cochran Crawfordsville Ollie Anwyl Oral Conrad Clarence Hering Ethyl Zickefoose Yula Rose Ella DeLong William Henas Wilbert Ruse Dorothy Orris Nellie Fletch S. C. Pletcher Ollie Anwy Pearl McNeill Board of Stewards JC Huston Oliie Anwy Robert Wiliams Hal Huston Waldo Wells Alice Strohm O. A. Strohm Southern Utilities Company Simonize England Herald's College Westminster Abbey Herald’s College
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