Bible Thought Thursday May 20 1087 humorous snippets
A collection of short quips and jokes from the era. Lines cover religion and fate, health myths, fashion chatter, Jersey humor, police anecdotes, and entertainment jokes. The items mix proverbs, jests, and social comments with occasional wordplay and cultural references.
Patchwork of Punchy Quotes and Quips in Sifted Fun
A collage of satirical snippets from various papers features a homegrown ad joke about where money goes, a quip about creditors, a barb on rug cleanliness, a lawn tip from dead leaves, and wry lines on Europe and 3000 A D. The piece riffs on science, farming gear, and catchy consumer humor with several publishers cited.
Time for Action on Federal Payroll Waste
Raymond Pitcairne argues Washington must cut the growing payroll of federal jobholders. March payroll rose by 2860 positions to about 36,000, with a March bill exceeding 128 million. Commissions and Senate committees back reorganizing agencies, but Congress has yet to act. Public calls for economy grow as bureaucratic beneficiaries resist change.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Raymond Pitcairne
Washington
Executive Branch
Congress
Senate
Abner Congress Ends Conflicting Sitdown Stance
The record notes a quarrel within the NCLE ABNER Congress over sit down strikes showing opposition to some strikes while backing others. The metaphor suggests difficulty in convincing a rooster that crowing cannot move the sun.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Congress
Mrs John Baldosier Hosts Merrimac Club Meeting
Merrimac May 19 The Merry Makers club met at Mrs Johnnie Baldosier home with seven members and six visitors. Retreatments were served as several local families visited that Sunday including the Amrines and Beechleys. Uncle Joe Amrine showed illness but is improving while Norma Pohren and the Nortons joined the Pohren home visit followed by other Sunday calls from the Eshelmans and the Burers and the Dussebarries.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Carl Amrine
Merrimac
Merry Makers Club
Johnnie Baldosier
Baldosier
Sam Marsh
James
Elmer Beechley
Harold
Donald
A. N. Amrine
Joe
Tulip festival visits and local social notes at Pella
Junction residents recount tulip festival attendance at Pella with Mrs. R. J. McCleery and others. Rowland Rees returns from Chicago after his son in law Richard Thomas illness. Genevieve Fedderson goes home to Cedar Heights. Burdette Duncan and Ames visitors with his parents. Fred Duncan and T. E. Johnston noted in Columbus City. J W Hubbard returns to Mercy hospital Iowa City for treatment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Martha Mautler
Columbus Junction
R. J. McCleery
Misa Frane Sigafoos
Harry Hanft
Pella
Rowland Rees
Chicago
Richard Thomas
Genevieve Fedderson
Cedar Heights
Burdette Duncan
Ames
Fred Duncan
T. E. Johnston
Columbus City
J. W. Hubbard
Mercy Hospital
Iowa City
Glacial Period Duration and Ice Retreat Timeline
Estimates suggest the glacial period lasted near 100000 years and the ice retreated from the northern United States at least 25000 years ago. The figures reflect long-term climate change estimates and early postglacial migration patterns.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States
Towa varsity football glimpsed by Jack Woods this week
Notes from this week report on Towa varsity football action as Jack Woods observes. He believes the team could be close to a winning season within a year. Nearby chatter mentions a secretary spelling mushrooms in four letters, and a humorous tale about a wife and golf club bar job.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jack Woods
Towa
Jack
The Doctor and the Cigar Lesson
A middle aged man visits a physician for an annual checkup and advice. The doctor prescribes moderation and smoking one cigar a day. A month later the patient reports improvement but reveals he has never smoked before and found the instruction impossible to follow.
George Ade Anecdote From a Quiz of Humorists
A humorous anecdote recounted in a quiz among humorists describes two solemn gentlemen in a railroad carriage. One asks if the wife is entertaining this summer and the other replies that she is not very entertaining. The fragment ends with a note about a sign reading Ladies Ready-to-Wear Clothes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Ade
Baron Munchausen letters plan cross Atlantic swim
The baron writes the United States about a British swimmer aiming to set a new long distance record by swimming across the Atlantic from Southampton to New York City. He claims permission is needed from the Queen Mary captain as the plan involves swimming inside the liner’s pool. A telephonic exchange and a church interruption are noted before a hymn number No. 428 is announced and a girl awakens living again with a groan.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Baron Munchausen
United States
Southampton
New York City
Duel over age rate pits two men against time
Two men planned a pistol duel but halted when one argued the age of humans is widely known yet no exact age exists. The exchange underscored a shared sense that people should know better than to fight over reckoned timing.
A Century of Methodism Directors and Officers List
A Crawfordsville church directory lists resident bishop, district superintendents, funds trustees and officials. It names officers of the official board including trustees stewards and curators, plus committees for membership music religious education social service auditing and more with multiple Iowa and Illinois affiliated addresses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Methodist Church
O. Grant Markham
Rush Street
Chicago
S. C. Mletcher
Marion Huston
Robert Shaffer
James Turkington
Robert Williams
J. C. Huston
Joseph H. Jones
J. W. Rich
Don Darbyshire
Daisy Huber
Wilbert Rose
Earl Walker
John McNeill
Forrest McNeill
Mary E. Jones
W Kose
Dorris Cherryholmes
Oille Anny
King’s Heralds
Catherine Williams
Grace Fletcher
J W. Rich
Marion Hus
Early American census reveals top ten cities in 1790
The 1790 census recorded Philadelphia leading with 42 444 inhabitants and New York second at 33 131. Boston followed with 18 038 and Charleston 16 359, then Baltimore 13 503, Salem 7 021, Newport 6 716, Providence 6 380, Richmond 3 761, and Albany 3 468.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Philadelphia
New York
Boston
Charleston
Baltimore
Salem
Mass
Newport
Providence
Richmond
Albany
White Eel Delicacy At Basque Quays
Basque fishermen lure two inch white eels in the Bay of Biscay by placing oil lamps along the quays. They scoop them up by the thousands then fry the eels in oil to create a regional delicacy.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Spain
Bay of Biscay
Shiloh three girls to graduate in spring ceremonies
Shiloh will honor three graduates Ineg Schoonover from Junior College Myra Van Nostrand from high school and Ruth Sebantz eighth grade graduate entering high school in fall Ruth was Marion townships champion speller this year The community extends best wishes to all three for future success. Local families visit and travel notes follow with several residents and relatives mentioned in brief social items.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fred Burger
Shialoh
Shiloh
Ineg Schoonover
Myra van Nostrand
Ruth Sebantz
Ruth
Marion Townships
Oklahoma
Don Coats
Winfield
Henry Schoonover
Dave Schanta
John Hill
Rome
Page Lambert
Oscar Sward
Linby
Verda Schantz
Grandma Christner
Wayland
Amrine
Joe Amrine
Owen Blick
Columbus Junction
L. E.stark
Mell Crandall
A. M Amrine
Car Amrine
Merrimac
Miss Alice Strohm Visits Mrs. Strohm in Gracehill
Miss Alice Strohm of Chicago visits her mother Mrs. O A Strohm in Gracehill for a weekend. A school picnic closes Pleasant school, Arthur era was a caller at the Robertson home, and Asahel attended a fish fry at Columba Junction. Orval Swift works for Bek Brumback. Wade Page and Blanche Mills visit North English relatives. Francine Mills visits Ruth Leslie in Washington. Raymond Sankey and Kenneth call on Mrs. John Williams and Oriel Sankey.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. J. Robertson
Also Mentioned on This Page
the Evening Journal
Washington County
Elder, Shannon & CO
Bruce Cowden
Publishers News Editor
North
Marion Avenue
Iowa
International News Service
National Advertising Representatives
Iowa Daily Press Association
Des Moines, Iowa
Clyde Moore
Don Rose
Jersey
New Jersey
Sorre
Sik
Hollywood
Winchell
Lanta
St. Louis Star-Times
America
Portland
Oregonian
Europe
Barron’s
Chicago Daily Tribune
Joe Palooka
Ham Fisher
Mrs
John Baldosier
the Winkle
Doss van
Junction
O. L
M. D
John
Henry
Atlantic
C. W. Cochran
Crawfordsville
Ollie Anwyl
Oral Conrad
Clarence Hering
Ethyl Zickefoose
Yula Rose
Ella DeLong
William Henas
Wilbert Ruse
Dorothy Orris
Nellie Fletch
S. C. Pletcher
Ollie Anwy
Pearl McNeill
Board of Stewards
JC Huston
Oliie Anwy
Robert Wiliams
Hal Huston
Waldo Wells
Alice Strohm
O. A. Strohm
Southern Utilities Company
Simonize
England
Herald's College
Westminster Abbey
Herald’s College