Weathering jokes and jests from Washburn Times
A collection of humorous snippets and notes from Washburn Wisconsin mocking trends in farming, boating, automobiles, umpiring recalls, fashion, spring fever, and social mores. It jokes about rain, alligator farms, a sinking boat, and odd inventions while lampooning New York death rates and sock longevity.
Knitting Cures for nerves and Boston Blues Hospital
The note suggests knitting as a therapy for nervous women in Germany and mentions Boston planning a hospital for blues victims. It asks if buying tickets to leave Boston would be cheaper. In Kansas City a dentist’s wife reportedly horsewhipped his office girl. the scene is described as painful.
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Germany
Boston
Kansas City
Telephone Girls Complain Ear Corns From Headgear
Telephone operators protest the headgear required for work causing ear corn. Yet the comment notes corn on the ear isn’t so bad, reflecting a wry tone on discomfort.
New York Sees Fewer Lawyers Don’t Trust Policy Push
Report suggests decline in attorney numbers in New York, with speculation that Manhattan may push immigration as a remedy. Question raised whether officials use legal workforce changes to influence migration policy.
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New York
Manhattan
Denver Woman Hoards Savings in Icebox Scheme
A Denver woman stores her savings in an icebox awaiting a hoped for cooling mission, reflecting a frugal, improvised approach to preserving money in uncertain times.
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Denver
Fads and Frontiers From The Times
The text dismisses fashion trends with many buttons on dresses and jokes about marriage rates. It notes a scientist weighing whether a mosquito bite carries a germ before swatting. It mentions California traveling salesmen boycotting tipping and Boston plans a hospital for the blues.
Simplicity Advised for Gardener's Mind and Plot
An expert promotes simple language in gardening guidance to ease the mind. He notes that when lettuce is revealed as weeds, plain words help clarity and focus.
Germans claim bathings affect bacteria and odors
A New York lawyer argues crooks face less risk than honest workers in America and that criminals obtain full value from legal services while bathing supposedly multiplies bacteria but also reduces smells, offsetting effects.
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New York
America
Microbes on a Dollar Bill Stir Little Alarm
The writer notes the average man is not troubled by the claim of a million and a half microbes on a dollar bill. He does not keep the bill long enough to be endangered by the exposure.
Right to safe conduct questioned after court ruling
A reader commentary notes that government regulation of wireless telegraph operators may spur reform for palace car conductors and head waiters. It argues the pedestrian has a right to safe passage and officials must use ordinary care to avoid injury, while questioning if such rights endure after death.
A Pirate Among Pirates Real Stories From a Master Adventurer
Captain George B. Boynton recalls a life of piracy across the China Sea in the 1870s. He describes joining Norton aboard the Leckwith, preying on pirates between Singapore, Sumatra and Borneo, the raid on a junk and the capture of vast loot, a romance with Katherine Crofton, and eventual retreat from piracy after hard choices and a pardon pursuit.
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Frank Norton
China Sea
Leckwith
Florence
Sorensen
George Brown
Old Bill Heather
Japan
Hong Kong
Singapore
Norton
Sumatra
Borneo
Old May Sen
Canton
Dr. Burnet
Florence and Surprise
Deverell
May Sen
Ah Fen
White Devil
Kate
England
Sen
Corea
Shanghai
London
Women Seek Army Service in Germany and Elsewhere
A British observer notes women advocating bold reforms in several nations. French petitions demand honors and pensions for large families, with threats of disruption if denied. Berlin feminists push for compulsory military service either in aid roles or equal training with men, though full front line service faces strong opposition.
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Germany
Rouen Visit Relic of Jeanne d Arc Found by Normandy Hostess
The writer describes Rouen landmarks including the cathedral and Place de la Pucelle statue. A Normandy farm wife presents a rosary from Jeanne d Arc’s keeper, sparking tale of devotion and sacrifice amid the city's storied memories. The letter notes travel plans to Paris and invites Dear Jean to join.
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Rouen
France
Jeanne d'Arc
Jack
Richard Coeur de Lion
Place de la Pucelle
Maid of
Normandy
Jeanne d’Arc
Inquisition
Beauvais
Charles, VII
Jeanne
Jean
Paris
Narrow brush with drowning for Laster Layton at Newton brook
Layton nearly drowned while fishing with William D. Ross in Newton New Jersey. A large trout lured him toward the water's edge and he fell in. The shallow stream and marshes hampered his return and he nearly exhausted before reaching safety. He is described as an expert swimmer and did not swear.
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Newton, N. J
Laster
Layton
William D. Ross
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