Wit and whimsy in Washburn Times columns
A collection of light observational snippets covers themes from aging colleges to national berries. Jokes about cats whiskers and a talking dog headline a spoofish, opinionated page that mingles advice and suburban humor with playful commentary on culture and everyday life.
Newark Lawyer Sues for Fee Over Reading Love Letters
A Newark attorney files suit for 500 dollars claiming it owed for reading a bundle of love letters. He argues the service was required and valuable despite the lighthearted phrasing in the filing.
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Newark
N. J
Coronation Spending Sparks Debate on Domestic Celebration
A commentator argues that Americans could spend similar sums on a domestic coronation style event, noting estimates exceed five million dollars for King George's ceremony and questioning feasibility or value of duplicating such expenditure at home.
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George
Wealthy judge limits Vanderbilt’s court posture
The judge refuses Cornelius Vanderbilt permission to cross his legs in court. The article notes consensus with police that a burglar who disturbed a lamp should be charged with criminal carelessness, illustrating strict legal expectations.
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Cornelius Vanderbilt
Thinks in bed killed Harriman friend says
A friend of E. H. Harriman quips that thinking in bed killed him while noting a New York estate dispute. Litigation over a $17,000 estate cost $13,000 and observers wonder how lawyers overlooked the remaining $4,000.
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E. H. Harriman
New York
Judge Rejects Poker as Great American Game
A California judge declines to recognize poker as the great American game yet the game continues without formal judgment. Mme. Rique proclaims the breath symbolizes the spirit. An Iowa man demands all dogs be killed seeking attention.
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California
Mme. Rique
Iowa
American Actress Marries Egyptian Prince in Fashion Debate
An American actress wed an Egyptian prince and faces pressure to adopt traditional attire including a harem skirt. The bed slat and hair brush lines hint at household discipline and handy replacements. The secretary of the treasury backs ending $2.50 gold coinage, predicting little public impact.
Massachusetts scientist aims to breed stingless bees
A Massachusetts researcher plans to develop stingless bees to reduce human discomfort from stings and combat mosquitoes. If successful, this could offer a quieter, safer pollinator and potential vector control benefits for public health.
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Massachusetts
Humanity
Chicago man buys rare book at Hoe sale for 21000 dollars
A Chicago man purchased a rare old book at the Hoe sale for 21000 dollars. He notes that several publications exist offering more information for a bargain price of 21 cents, suggesting value in accessible reference works.
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Chicago
Prince Henry Precipitous Descent From Plane Incident
Prince Henry rushed down after his aircraft veered off course. The remark notes royal immunity to gravity matches no special sway over time or tides in this lighthearted observation.
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Henry
English Explorers in Jerusalem Find Crown Ring and Sword
Report claims English explorers in Jerusalem uncovered Solomon's crown ring and sword. The article notes his wisdom remains beyond contemporary research and interpretation.
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Jerusalem
Solomon
Fashion bans spark debate on skirts and social norms
Manufacturers ban hobble and harem skirts arguing for practical attire, yet observers doubt the move will usher in sensible fashion across society.
Italian Count Arrested in New York for Smuggling
A New York arrest of an Italian count on charges of smuggling suggests foreign nobility pursue options beyond American heiresses for income. The event highlights cross border crime involving aristocracy and illicit trade.
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New York
Rhode Island man assaulted driver after crash
A Rhode Island man who was run over by a car climbed back into the vehicle and punched the chauffeur. The remark implies future caution to complete the job without incident.
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Rhode Island
All men may be liars but the umpire is a thief
A historical squib rails at a baseball umpire accusing him of burglary highway robbery and general villainy. The charges run from the spring ides of April to the autumn ides of October as the author proclaims the umpire an undesirable citizen to the public.
Many excellent qualities of pure bred Jersey cow
A Breeder's Gazette essay extols Jerseys as superior butter cows noting their economy, records in Chicago St Louis and Portland tests, and the Jersey’s efficiency in fat globule size and feed conversion. It compares Jerseys to Guernseys, argues for mid-sized cows, and discusses dual purpose potential and cost of larger animals.
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Jersey
Chapman
Chicago
St. Louis
Portland
Guernsey
Youth Lives in the Past in Hayton Wisconsin
Gustave Bauman 91 rears his adopted son in a secluded life centered on Latin. At eighteen the youth speaks reads and writes Latin fluently though he has never attended school or learned English beyond basic colloquial forms. He has never ridden a train used a telephone or engaged with modern life.
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Hayton
Wis
Gustave Bauman
Rome
Henry Bauman
Tal
Ented
Bauman
Europe
Farms worth about thirty million dollars in United States
Estimated value places the nation’s farms with all livestock and improvements at about 30 million dollars. The figure sums extensive agricultural holdings across the country, indicating large scale farming assets.
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United States
Vestibule in the Hog House Vestibule idea aids hog warmth in wet weather
A reader, Horace Carter, recommends a 3 by 5 foot vestibule placed before the hog house door to block drafts in winter. Hogs learn to pass through cloth curtains saturated with coal oil or dip for lice, keeping sheds removable for warm weather.
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Iowa
Horace Carter
New Hill Onion Is Big Favorite
The New Hill onion, or hill onion, becomes a general favorite for its cold resistance and immunity to the onion maggot. Fall sets yield bulbs by June or early July for market. spring sets need mature bulbs saved for next season. Lamb care and feeding guidance follows for early-age lambs with a suggested grain mix and alfalfa hay.
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F. L. Robinson
Navel Oranges Origin Claim Attributed to Mediterranean Tree
A claim persists that navel oranges originated from a single tree found on the northern shore of the Mediterranean Sea about 350 years ago. The origin story frames the fruit’s global spread from this lone tree.
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Mediterranean Sea
Gutenberg Bible Sells in New York Auction
The Gutenberg Bible from the Robert Hoe collection sold in New York City for 50000 to Henry B. Huntington, nephew of Collis P. Huntington. Printed between 1450 and 1455, its value rests on beauty and rarity with 34 known copies remaining.
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New York
Robert Hoe
New York City
Henry B. Huntington
Collis P. Huntington
Descriptions of a Rare Gutenberg Bible Copy
The Hoe auction catalog notes a vellum Gutenberg Bible in exceptionally clean, fresh condition with red headings in the Epistle of St Jerome and First Book of Genesis. It highlights red chapter headings in a contemporary gothic hand, illuminated initials, massive binding, and two defective leaves reproduced as facsimiles.
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Hoe
British Museum
Immigrant Girls Reported Lost En Route to West
Miss Grace Abbott of Hull House told the YWCA convention that 1800 immigrant girls were lost after leaving Ellis Island and sent by train to Chicago and beyond in the last year and a half. She urged a federal immigration bureau in Chicago as a check on white slavers.
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Indianapolis
Ind
Ellis Island
Chicago
Grace Abbott
Hull House
Young Women’s Christian Association of America
Miss Abbott
Mushrooms Grow In Mines A Curious Market Trend
A New York man explains mushrooms are now being raised in Pennsylvania coal mines using mule manure and stable mine temperatures. He notes mine cultivation could lower costs, but the market remains volatile with no seasons or grower coordination.
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New York
Pennsylvania
Coin Toss Lands Bakersfield Oil Prospect Now Flowing
Four thousand barrels of oil a day gush from a Bakersfield field found after a coin flip. Investors Clarence Berry John D Spreckles Jr William Maguire and Charles Holbrook chose land by spinning a coin and the land proved productive. Engineers rushed to assess output as the stream continued.
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San Francisco
Bakersfield
Clarence Berry
John D. Spreckles, Jr
William Maguire
Charles Holbrook
Spreckles
Dog With Gold Tooth Seeks First Patient
Dr Fred Seibert dentist at 135 Sherman Avenue seeks his first patient who is missing from home. The patient, noted for drinking beer and smoking, agreed as a student to a long gold crown. The dog is described as the most aristocratic in the neighborhood.
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New York
Fred Seibert
Sherman Avenue
Pin Through Body: Californian Swallowed Pin for Nine Years
Francis McMann of Philadelphia swallowed a black headed pin in 1917 while pinning a dress for a niece. The pin traveled via back, lungs, near the heart, then through the diaphragm into back muscles before settling in the calf. Surgeons at the county hospital removed the pin after a long, hazardous journey.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Ulysses
Francis McMann
McMann
Philadelphia
Maier Brewing Company
California
Girl in Pajamas Rides Car Through Omaha Turning Point Scene
Miss Sadie Allen a 21 year old Omaha girl dressed in blue silk pajamas boarded a Harney street car at midnight and wandered to the business district. Physicians revived her with ice water and she became hysterical before being taken home wrapped in cafe tablecloths and ferried by automobile.
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Omaha, Neb
Sadie Allen
Omaha
Harney Street
Sugar as Heart Tonic Warned by Medical Journals
New York discusses sugar as a heart tonic and general rehabilitative aid. Sir James Sawyer in British and medical journals advocates pure cane sugar for wasting disorders anaemia adynamic rheumatism and nervous diseases. Patients may carry about a half pound of lump sugar to eat between meals for increased weight strength and vigor, with two luminous lumps proving purity.
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Enry L. Stimson
Jacob M. Dickinson
New York
Dix
Mr. Stimson
New York City
Philips Academy
Yale
Harvard
Elihu Root
United States
Roosevelt
Sugar Trust
Charles W. Moore
New York Medical Journal
British Medical Journal
James
Sawyer
Letter Sold for $25,000 at Luther Autograph Sale
An autograph sale in Leipsic Saxony saw a letter written by Martin Luther to Emperor Charles V fetch 25 500 dollars sold to a Florence dealer.
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Leipsic
Saxony
Martin Luther
Charles V
Florence
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