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Newspaper

Washburn Times

Location

Washburn, Wisconsin, United States of America

Date

Jul 16, 1908

Page

2

Directoire Gown and Lamb Cause Laughs in Supposed Society

A Pittsburg Dispatch item quips about marriage for money and a fashion joke. It pairs a joke about Jack and Lay Zee, Kayne, and work with a humorous verse about Mary and her lamb. The lamb is replaced by a new sheath skirt and half cut fashion, while comments mock the crowd.

Jack Marty Pittsburg Dispatch

Apples grow on trees and tea remains popular

A set of simple statements notes typical facts: apples grow on trees, glass makes window panes, the moon shines at night, cigars may be made without straw, coal comes from mines, snow falls in winter, rain makes mud, tea is popular, gum is chewed by old maids, tacks hold carpets, and Americans frequently eat chickens.

Miss Edith Refuses Formal Address in Brief Exchange

A Philadelphia Public Ledger quip records a young man asking Miss Edith not to call him Mr Durand. She protests the short acquaintance yet agrees to drop formality as he reveals his name is Dupont. The light exchange hinges on social custom and personal address.

Edith Mr. Durand Miss Edith Dupont Philadelphia Public Ledger

Nature Fake Prompt Sparks Public Outcry

The Pittsburg Post reports a curious exchange as a star questions green snow while a man insists white paper prices are rising. A property man is instructed to tear up some stock certificates amid the dispute.

Pittsburg Post

Sleeping Beauty Actress Replaced After Welsh Rabbit Joke

In Yonkers incident the stage manager reports the sleeping beauty actress cannot perform tonight after eating a Welsh rabbit. The production faces a last minute change as the understudy is pressed to fill the role.

Yonkers Statesman

Really Odd Exchange Noted by Philadelphia Ledger

The Philadelphia Ledger quotes a curious dialogue about waking with a blank mind. The exchange highlights a peculiar consciousness moment and a remark on noticing the blank state.

Philadelphia Ledger

Money in stories spurs tall buildings on Broadway

A young author argues money is scarce in stories while a practical man notes skyscrapers rising along Broadway proving financial demand fuels growth and development.

Broadway Boston Transcript

Just Suited Him

Mrs Stayholme warns a partner about staying out late and is met with a wry reply requesting a written commitment. The exchange reads like a domestic brief or social column snippet from a bygone era.

Weather Bureau Comeback Quip Cited by Nashville American

A Nashville American quotation cites a witty exchange about truth telling. The line advises restraint when accusing someone of lying, suggesting a calm, pointed jab instead. It frames a social tip on handling falsehood with humor.

Judge Longworth and the Irish Laborer Joke in Eden Park

The Cincinnati judge, father of Nicholas Longworth, enjoyed conversing with workers. He offered a laborer a ride in his dog-cart in Eden Park, quipping that Pat would be long before driving with a judge, and the laborer retorted about Ireland making him a judge.

Judge Longworth Cincinnati Nicholas Longworth Eden Park Ireland

Lion Tamer Needed as Governess After Clerical Outburst

In a Life dialogue, a Lady seeks a governess for children but a manager notes the report shows she needs a lion tamer. Mrs Goodley reacts with disbelief, while her husband remarks the clergyman may have misstepped in his vocation. The exchange hints at comic social misfires and sharp wit.

Anager Intelligence Office

His Promise Fulfilled in Married Life

A fragment from Philadelphia Press quotes a man and wife after three months of marriage. The husband jokes that his vow to remain a bachelor was fulfilled by becoming merely his wife's husband. The scene reflects humor about marriage and identity.

What do you expect to be when you come of age

A brief quotation from The Herald and Presbyter where a visitor asks a child what he will be at twenty one and the child answers. The exchange reflects a small moment of humor and expectation.

Quick lunch shop to open with no seating

Yonkers Statesman notes a local figure plans a quick lunch place without seating. The community reacts, fearing diners may reject such a format.

Teacher asks for five cat family members

A classroom prompt to name five members of the cat family ends with a girl replying Father cat, Mother cat, and three little kittens. The remark appears in the Hebrew Standard.

Ice Cream Saloon Dilemma Cited by Philadelphia Tess

In a humorous exchange, Philadelphia Tess notes the oddity of passing ice cream saloons while out with a girl. She attributes the habit to her companion who insists on entering each time, while she merely accompanies.

Philadelphia Tess

A Round about Hope

Towne asks about an election and Browne explains the hopeful belief in the unexpected. The Philadelphia Press quotes Browne noting the seeming inevitability of surprises in politics.

Towne Browne Philadelphia Press

Stenographer Debate On Speed And Accuracy

A Washington Star quote features Mr Bliggins arguing that rapid stenography matters, but he resists being strictly bound by his own grammar standards. The exchange highlights tension between speed and precision in transcription work.

Witty Exchange Sparks Debate on Alimony and Marriage

A humorous exchange sketches opinion on alimony and matrimony. A father protests losing his daughter in old age while the suitor and the Senitor volley quick quips about simony and commitment in sharp, period dialogue.

Suspended. A quip on courtship and suspense by Viveur

A brief, humorous quotation notes that when a man hovers near a girl she is kept in suspense, reflecting social manners rather than a news event or report. The line mirrors a dated wit about romance andattention.

Evening Assembly Draws the Swell Set

Miss Cutting notes many were present at the assembly hall last night while Miss McBluff explains she was prevented from attending. The Catholic Standard and Times piece captures social scene talk and a light backstage comment about the doorkeeping.

Miss Cutting Miss McBluff Catholic Standard and Times

European Courtesy Cited In Proposing Custom

The Nashville American notes a suitor preferring parental consent before marriage as is customary in Europe. The piece contrasts this with another suitor who consulted a broker instead of a parent.

Nashville

Electrical Advances and Projects Across the Nation

Reports describe a planned wireless system for Peru and a portable wireless device by Walter J. Willenberg. Innovations include an electric incubator, a new X-ray safety device from Cornell, and a 4000 horsepower hydro plant on the Trinity river. Municipal lighting in Denver cuts crime. GE reports 70 million dollar yearly business.

Peru Trinity River Big Flat California Walter J. Willenberg Virginia Pyramids Albert Wrensch Pleasantdale N. J Albert C. Geyser Cornell Medical College Cornell Denver General Electric Company Germany Pontine London M. Hans Knudsen Paris Vancouver Canada Italy Rome Naples Electric Railways Pennsylvania

Alarm for punctured tires described by bell and plunger

A new warning alarm for punctured tires uses a bell and plunger attached to a wheel spoke. As the tire softens, the plunger strikes the ground each wheel revolution, causing the bell to ring.

A Toast to the Also Rans and the Beaten

Ae Lyman Windolph in New York un offers a toast honoring the overlooked and exhausted competitors. The speaker praises those who finished last or struggled, contrasting their endurance with the victors' triumphs. The poem laments weight of handicaps and the silent sacrifice of the unloved who bled and shed tears in the race.

Ae Lyman Windolph New York

The Uncertain Fate Of Dick Carrington

Richard Carrington, a nearly nine month job seeker, leaves his wife Ethel and their son Kiddy to chase a drink and a promised job. After a victory drink he returns home to a blue flame torching the room as a deadly fire engulfs the dwelling.

Heroic fireman of Pearson’s tale to abstinence

In a dramatic escape from a fire Dick Carrington risks his life to save Ethel and the Kiddy. He fears they are dead, but a hospital scene reveals they live as he vows to earn the hero title by becoming an abstainer, with a Wel come Club appointment offering that path.

Ethel Kiddy Hero V. C Welcome Club Dick Carrington Carrington E. Newton Bungey Pearson’s Weekly

Rats Perform Astonishing Feats in Banffshire Farm

A Scotsman report describes rats moving eggs from bottom to top of a house by one rat lying on its back and gripping the egg as others drag by the tail. The account claims other feats include extracting oil from Florence oil, and tipping over a drum of figs to scatter contents among waiting companions.

Stair Banffshire Florence

Hastings Homes Sells Multiple Parcels in River View Manor Area

Westchester County reports several real estate transactions in River View Manor and White Plains. Alfred I. Kneen and J S Poe purchase villa and villa plots on Calumet, Buena Vista, Ravine, Euclid, and Summit avenues, while E Nelson Ehrhart sells 23 Ridge View Avenue to Prof Ralph Waldo Gifford and leases Ridgeview mansion to Richard Arrington. Dr. Lewis Cole buys an additional Ridgeview plot for a $10,000 residence designed by architect W Phillips for Fordham connections.

Hastings Homes Company River View Manor Alfred I. Kneen Calumet Avenue F. Taylor Buena Vista Urwin Magill Ravine J. S. Poe Euclid Avenue Gertrude E. Swart Summit Driveway E. Nelson Ehrhart Ridgeview Avenue White Plains Ralph Waldo Gifford Law School Fordham College Richard B. Arrington Arrington New York City Lewis Cole Dr. Cole W. 8.Phillips Terminal Building

Would Assert His Right

Early in his career Baron Huddleston shared rooms with a barrister. Bodkin noted the clerk’s dirty appearance and urged a change. Huddleston refused, saying the clerk served as his master and he could not claim more than half a man. Bodkin insisted on at least washing Bodkin’s half of the clerk’s face.

Baron Huddleston Bodkin Huddleston Mr.t Philadelphia

Mr Tafts Personality Praised By Times Editorial

The New York Times lauds Mr Tafts strong health, lineage, schooling, and vast public service as yielding greater presidential fitness guarantees than any prior candidate aside from Washington. The portrait depicts him as a disciplined, vigorous leader in step with the nation’s spirit.

Taft Washington New York Times

West wants more cabinet members argue western interests

J B Case urges a trans Mississippian balance in the cabinet. He says the President or Vice President should be from the West, the Interior and Agriculture secretaries should reside west of the Mississippi, and a southern cabinet member is needed. He argues such a lineup would give practical western South knowledge and clout in Congress to secure prosperity. He also questions attempts to alter the commerce clause.

J. B. Case trans-Mississippi United States Secretary of the Interior Mississippi River Secretary of Agriculture Iowa Secretary of the Treasury Atlantic Coast National Congress

Federal Regulation and State Autonomy in Business Affairs

Ex Attorney General Harmon argues against federal intrusion into state matters. He notes risks in both too little and too much regulation and warns that federal reach could turn states into mere regions despite national commercial ties.

Congress

Problem for the Boy's Father by John A Howland

The author argues that modern work demands specialization linking experts in a larger system. He notes farmers and doctors shifting from general practice to focused fields and suggests families consider how future fields may evolve. The piece frames specialization as economic law shaping community and family decisions.

America Never Better Off Than Now

Ex governor Odell defends the nation's century long government and industry effort. He argues patriotism and governance remain strong while rumors undermine reputations. He cites railroads, Hamiltonian laws, and constitutional interpretations as crucial, contending future leaders will be judged fairly, not as robber barons.

Hamilton

Chicago Coliseum Collapse Trial Memory

A historical note recalls the Chicago Coliseum at Wabash and 15th, site of the Republican convention, where on August 28, 1899 twelve iron girders failed, killing nine workers and causing about $30,000 in damage as the vault roof stayed unsupported.

Chicago Coliseum Wabash Avenue 15Th Street

Delicate Old Miss Burbee Evades Aid Despite Deafness

A fragment from a local column recalls Old Miss Burbee, famed for her sensitivity to her deafness and clever escapes from embarrassment. She despised ear trumpets yet faced a moment when a piano tuner’s visit disrupted plans as she sought magazines.

Girders Collapse Highlight Early 20th Century Chicago Construction

A construction collapse in Chicago caused 12 girders to fall at 4 PM injuring none and drawing attention to Coliseum safety. Officials had previously closed and reopened the Coliseum after the 1904 Iroquois Theater disaster. A wind earlier toppled a similar framework, underscoring building frailty.

Chicago Williams Madison Square Garden

Hibiscus Varieties For Warm Regions And Gardens

Hibiscus Moschentos, the swamp rose mallow, is hardy with large rose flowers in late summer. It grows 4 to 7 feet tall, spreads many shoots, and needs room as a perennial. In fall cut and mulch for winter protection. Hibiscus Rosa Sinensis forms a shrubby, China native usually grown in conservatories but outdoors in milder states, with old plants flowering best in crimson and glossy leaves. Other related hardy annuals include lavatera trimestrie, pink and white, resembling flowering maple and good for bouquets.

China

He Got His Share Epitaph Quips From Pick Me Up

Uncle Horace asks Nephety about his future and epitaph while Nephety remarks he “got his share.” The light dialogue from Pick Me Up frames a humorous, philosophical exchange on success and memory.

Horace Nephety

Idea of a good town is one with strong furnished room demand

A woman's ideal town is defined by excess demand for furnished rooms over supply, implying a thriving rental market and potential for lively neighborhood activity and growth.

Small field in varsity race contrasts prior years

The field in the varsity race was notably smaller than in recent years, with fewer competitors and reduced turnout impacting race dynamics and pacing.

Big Vice Presidents and the Path to the Presidency

The article reviews the vice presidency as a potential stepping stone, noting historical examples where eight of twenty six VPs became president. It cites Adams Jefferson Van Buren Tyler Fillmore Johnson Arthur and Roosevelt, highlighting assassinations and natural deaths that elevated VPs.

Coun Cleveland Adams Jefferson van Buren Tyler Fillmore Johnson Arthur Roosevelt

Sight Unsettling Question in Hardware Store

An elderly, soberly dressed woman asks a hardware clerk if he has any little vises, leaning in and speaking softly. The scene unfolds in a shop, highlighting how a seemingly innocent query can raise suspicion.

Wealthy financier defends lasting legacy amid heirs dispute

A Kansas City Times quip contrasts a cynic doubting posthumous fame with a financier who says his fortune will outlive him by fueling ongoing legal battles among heirs. The piece notes grim humor about meals like oxtail soup and beef tongue as a reminder of frugal habits.

Kansas City Times

Cornell and Columbia Fail to Top In Final Regatta

With Georgetown and Naval Academy withdrawals the big event narrows to Wisconsin Columbia Pennsylvania Syracuse and Cornell. Cornell and Columbia both suffer defeats as Syracuse wins against Annapolis and Syracuse remains strong this spring while Pennsylvania and Wisconsin await their turn.

Georgetown Naval Academy Wisconsin Columbia Pennsylvania Syracuse Cornell Harvard Annapolis Pengeahaas

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