Advertising and humor mix in a late 19th century column
A collage of ads and quips references De Witts Witch Hazel Salve for sores and piles, notes on ad rates, a Paris joke, a parliamentary divorce stat, political quips from McKinley to Sam Jones, tax on cigarets due by 1899, and farmers bureau sentiment. The piece playfully contrasts slow commerce with bustling commentary.
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de Witt
CT Stovall
On a Hot Sabbath from the Howiletic Review
A prominent preacher preaches on a hot Sabbath when he pulls from his pocket what he thinks is a handkerchief and wipes his face. The audience smiles as he discovers the object is actually a pair of his child’s white drawers, exposing the legs.
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Howiletic Review
Kercief
Jefferson Davis Last Speech Recited From 1888
The Charleston News and Courier reprints Jefferson Davis's final address delivered at Mississippi City in 1888. A paragraph urges reconciliation, burying past rancor, and uniting the nation for a future of national glory and golden possibilities. The note praises Davis's earnest appeal for unity and magnanimity.
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Charleston News and Courier
Jefferson Davis
Mississippi City
Southland
A Curious Apple Sum: A Medieval Brain Teaser
A playful, riddled note contemplates Eve and Adam apple counts in escalating numerals. It humorously critiques giant-ancestor theories while presenting a final whimsical total of 81 897 864 apples as the absurd outcome.
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Eve
Adam
Howeve
Adam Adam
Browns Ken Hitters advertised as strength booster
An old advertisement urges readers to take Browns Ken Hitters to restore strength, ease nerves, and enrich blood. It claims weakness and illnesses come from watery blood and wasting tissues, touting a pricey special course and availability from all dealers.
Ram's Horn: Work and Character in Faithful Life
A Ram's Horn essay collection argues work reflects character and faith in action. It asserts God plans his own work, warns against vanity in piety, and urges charity and global mission. The tone mixes aphorisms about discipline, humility, and service as daily worship.
Reduced rate for two papers from The Constitution
The Atlanta Constitution promotes a clubbing offer with The Weekly Constitution at 1.50 per year, touts its large circulation and wartime reporting from Cuba and Manila, lists staff and contributors, and urges readers to subscribe through the office for home papers plus the weekly. The appeal highlights agricultural pages, special departments for women and children, and the value of local county papers first.
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Constitution
Atlanta
Hemisphere
George P. Rowell
Newspaper
Directory
United States
Spain
Tampa
Cuba
Santiago
Caribean Sea
Washington
Capitol
Dewey
Manila
Bag Jey
Porto Rico
Morrocastle
Havanna
R. J. Redding
Georgia Experiment Farm
William King
The
Joel Chandler Starris
Frank L Stanton
Wallacer. Reed
Bill Arp
Sarge Plunkett
Betsy Hamilton
Dr.Talmage
Istance
Clark Howell
W. A. Hemphill
Virginia
Texas
South
How to Tell Kidney Trouble by Urine Clues
Instructions advise filling a bottle with urine and waiting a day to observe sediment. If it stains linen, or if there is a frequent urge to urinate or back pain, these signs allegedly indicate kidney or bladder disorders.
Swamp Root Kidney Remedy Ad Offers Free Sample Bottle
A vintage advertisement promotes Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root as a universal kidney remedy curing rheumatism back pain liver bladder and urinary issues. It claims relief from frequent urination and nocturnal urination with a strong tonality of high efficacy and invites readers to request a free sample and an informational book by mail.
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Kilmer
Druggs
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Viewxa Proaness
Drunkenness cure and horse liniment ad notices
A column of vintage ads promotes a dubious Dr W Th Lanniers cure for drunkenness with a request for inquiry and no return stamp, plus Huglish Spavin Liniment claims to remove lumps and leg ailments from horses and promises big savings. Also includes a Ga. reader endorsing Simmons Liver Medicine for digestion and headaches and comparing it to Zeilin and Black Draught.
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W. Th Lanniers
C.T
Stovall Druggist
Vienna
Alice Palmer
Wadley
A Simmons
Wheeler’s resignation request hints at broader military service
The New York Sun reports General Joseph Wheeler plans to resign his Congress seat while keeping army rank, arguing he prefers army life. The piece recalls his Civil War record from 1861 to 1865, his leadership at Chickamauga, and later role in the Santiago campaign, suggesting a push for full honors recognizing his long service.
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Joseph Wheeler
Congress
San Juan Ridge
Wheeler
Shafter
Santiago
Military Academy
Alabama
National Army
Shi- Joh
Chickmauga
Tennessee
Sherman
Georgia
C.C. Howard
Tampa
Joe Wheeler
Howard
George Stoneman
Jeb Stuart
Sueh
Wooten Opens New Law Office in Vienna Ga
Geo W Wooten of Vienna announces a new law office on Cotton Street near the New Court House. He will practice in all state courts and federal courts at Macon and Savannah, effective August 18 1894.
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South-western
Oconee
Albany
Court House
Union Street
Vienna
New Law
Cotton Street
New Court House
Macon
Savannah
Southwestern
Ocopee
Southern
Brunswick
State Supreme Court
United States Circuit
District
Court of Appeals
United States Bankruptcy Courts
Prompt telephone service listed for home and office
Calls are answered promptly day and night with a telephone at residence or office. The office is over JF Calhoun & Co's store, and all orders left there will be promptly attended to.
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JF Calhoun & Co
Obstetrics and Women’s Diseases Specialist Ad
Y. Bivins offers obstetrics and diseases peculiar to women as a specialty. All calls promptly answered day or night. Office over J J Coopers store. Office telephone 18. Residence telephone 26.
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Vienna
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MR. Davis
Mr. Davin
Charity
Atlanta Constitution
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New York Sun
W. V. Harvarl
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M. A. Fleming
Attorney AT Law
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D. A. R. Crum
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Vienna, Ga
Y.¥. Bivins
J M. Whitehead
Masonic Building
Acme
Jmy Express
Acme Cycle CO
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