Fragmented OCR piece teases Wade humor and old gossip
The readable bits sketch a satirical column list including Wade, Lore, and a court notice about Lydia E. Pinkham. It hints at satire on college biology, fashion, and jokes about veterans, with references to Bette Davis and a lenticular line about a marine.
Unclear fragmentary items mix in brief notes
A jumble of clipped lines mentions a store clerk, a one-cent stamp, a prize, a teenager in the Preston area, and a Kansas newspaper report about John Hamilton returning to Topeka with a tan cloak. It references a 1920s style quote about insult and dating, with a jail sentence for a Jewish boy.
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John Hamilton
Torpeka
Kans
Kansas
John
Matson, Kas
Mystery Catlike Beast Haunts County Farms and Barns
Sportsmen and dog packs patrol near Round Grove as reports rise of a elusive cat family creature. Everett Fadden and family at Meyeroft farm heard shrill cries and later found large tracks near barns and pasture. Dogs balked at house entry. odor noted around buildings. cows frightened by the unseen prowler.
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Round Grove
Meyeroft
Everett Fadden
Wadden
Padden
Carroll County Youth to Receive NYA Aid for 1937-28
Carroll County will receive about 510 in NYA work aid allocations for needy Illinois high school students as the 1937 28 term opens. State NYA administrator Walter J Campbell says the total state allotment is 465000, aiding about 18000 youths with 1 per month for clerical, library, teaching aide, lab and research tasks after school hours.
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Carrall County
Nationa Youth Administration
Wlinois
Walleam
Campbell
National Youth Administration
Thewise
Remaining assets of First National Bank to be sold
The remaining assets of the closed First National Bank of Chadwick will be offered for public sale on Sept. 25 starting at two o’clock in the afternoon. The sale will be at the old National Bank building in Chadwick with cash as the payment method. A list of assets will be available at the receiver’s office or at Farmers State Bank in Chadwick.
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First National Bank of
Chadwick
John A. Thompson
Old National Bank
Farmers State Bank
Homecoming at Shannon Labor Day Celebrated
Shannon plans its eighteenth annual Homecoming on Labor Day with a parade, early morning to evening bands from Shannon, Lanark and Lenn. A basket dinner in the park precedes the program with Ransom Bradley delivering the day’s address. The Shannon baseball team faces the Ogle county lamp bureau team, a county softball game, prize awards, and featured acts conclude with a nighttime dance.
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Shannon
Ats Lum
Carrele
Lanlark
Lenn
Ransom B. Bradley
Pecalumen Schools
Ogle County
Lam Bureau
Jak 2 Pom
Yi 'Welock
Moting
Sisters From Nebraska Visit Frank Imel Home
A group of relatives from Nebraska visiting in Frank Imel's home includes Mrs. Prank Uuel of the Ideal store entertaining Cher guests for a few days. The party, arriving Tuesday morning, consists of Mr. and Mrs. Ward Freeman of York, Miss Bessie Schultz of Geneva, Mrs. Zara Pastine and her son, and Miss Mele en Ault of Clinton.
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Prank Uuel
The
Ideal Store
Ny Dlaske
Del
Wood Freeman
Ma. Zola Bastine
Ward Freeman
York
Bessie Schultz
Geneva
Zara Pastine
Meleen Ault
Clinton
Jokes About Missing Words From a Silly Dialogue
A whimsical fragment features two voices joking about growing up and a missing phrase. The odd exchange hints at a playful misquote and a repeat line about lips, creating a light, humorous mood.
Thomson briefs of Sunday visitors and relocations
Local notes list Sunday visitors to Thomson including Mr and Mrs Glyde Grolaving and Miss Helen Kenyon among many others. It reports residents moving to Argo and nearby areas, family visits across Thomson and surrounding towns, and several extended relatives dining and traveling in unions with neighbors and friends.
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Glyde Grolaving
Aid van Dick
Helen Kenyon Sind Arthurohn
Morison
Local residents visit and travel notices mix in community listing
Mp and Mrs. Raymond Carley and family of Chadwick plan a move to Thomson this week. Numerous visitors stop by in Lanark and nearby towns including East LeChaure, Morrison, Clinton, Malta, Ideal, and Milledgeville. Names appear repeatedly alongside Labor Day plans and weekend visits as relatives and friends tour homes and share meals.
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Raymond Carley
Chadwick
Lo Thomson
Mro
Mis
Tobey
Vis
Cornelius Nordhoff
Lanerk
Mir
Wil Rovers
Henry Meyers
al Sack
Claude Magnusson
Chic Go
Labor Day
and Mors
Westey Sack
Frank Roel
Clineton
Tim McNamara
Blaine Leavers
Chicago
N. R. Kenyon
John Nordhoff
Nordheff
Herman DeVries
Ernest Nissan
Ralph Jilline
Clinton
Arthur’ Hass
Carl Petersen
Frank Potter
C. M. Lunn
Betty
Malta
Ben: Grim
Davenport
Martin Bahnsen
Ilaas Hansen
Martin Jensen
Dorothy Hamilton
Mt. Carroll
Trank Imel
Ideal
Dorothy Rediske
Round Lup Mont
Sterling
Alta Lartz
Walter Mach
John Mach
Ross Mach
Childreo
William
Beck
Hlauchter
Font Pylon
Steele
Main Street
Garett Sterenberg
Morrison
Willis Pape
Milledgeville
Miss Wands Deets
iMiss Mary Kness
Sunday supper guests and local moves in Palisades area
A group gathered for an opiente supper at Palisades Park north of Savinau on Sunday evening. Attendees included Mrs. Byron Tibbits, Mr. and Mrs. Ray Brenneman and Sidney, Mire and Mrs. Arthur Pape, Mr. and Mrs. G C W Thou and daughters Georgia and Jeanne, Miss Betty Lewis with Mr. and Mrs. Lou Frosch and Dee of Savanna, guests of Mr and Mrs. Robert Buchanan. Fred Nipe sold a cement silo 18 by 20 feet to Leonard Porter, the seventh silo Nipe has sold. Fred Brown, formerly on the Eugene Murray farm, has moved to Alexis NL to live with his brother Ben Brown. his wife died about two weeks ago.
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Palisades Pak
Saviuin
Mbyron Tibbits
Ray Brenneman
Sidney
Arthur Pape
GC. W. Thou
Georgia
Jeanne Inl WU
Slaymar
Betty Lewis
Lou Frosch
Dee
Savanna
Polo Sunday
Robert Buchanan
Fred Nige
Leonard Porter
Nipe
Fred Brown
Murray Farm
Alexis
Ben Brown
Local Family News From Moline to Westerly
Lester Grimt returns home after a week with grandparents Mr and Mrs Shenry Oakley. Mr and Mrs Claude Grim visited with sister in Moline last Wednesday. Mrs Anna Stein remains ill. Sunday visitors at Hertting home include Mr and Mrs Bryan Fleming Mrs Henry Schwan daughter Rachel of Hanover MI and Mrs A P Kenyon with Kenyon moving to Westerly RI to take a high school post at 13 George Street. Arthur Pane and wife hosted Tuesday for daughter Mrs Hubert Williams and family at Stockton. Bill Jenkins and wife drove to Haysville for job with Jack Seibert leaving Steward last week.
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August Burke
Harold Burke
Waterloo
Mary Gartman
Chadwick
Alys
Wesley Knesg
Claude Grim
Alonzo Shipman
Mallidgeville
Carl Daehler
Harold
Henri Parsons
Argo-Fa Maw Aml
Louis Daehler
Lanark
T McKee
Flauhier Ellen
Savanna
Ideal
O. M. Atherton
Ileal
Jack Halfman
Tamily
R. H. Darr
Lester Grimt
Shenry Oakley
Anna Stein
Stein
Bryan Fleming
Henry Sehwan
Rachel
Hanover
A. PL Kenyon
Westerly
Arthur Pane
Hubert Williams
Stockton
Bill Jenkins
Haysville
Jenkins
Jack Seibert
Steward
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Joe
Neal
Ie College
Lydia Ee. Pinkham
Burge
Smale
Lydia E
Oswego Tn
Kat
South America
Bette Davin
Violet
Gyeen Fulton
Legion OF Terror
SUN
Mon
Lynn
Mauch Twins
Prince and the Pauper
Tep Lively
Jeeves
Moushow Sun
Marx Brothers
Ewe March of
Bruce Cabot
THURS
We Murray
Barbara Stanwyck
Ibis Wits
Edward Arnold
Easy Living
Sabbe
RIVER
Preston
Carroll County
NYA
First National Bank
Ransom L. Bradley
Pecatonica
Nebraska
Frank Imel
Alwys
Morrison, Illinois
CG. J. Manthaber
Aurelia’s
Fulton
St. Walters
Barnette
Clinton, Iowa
G.H. Thompson
Walter Electric Shop
Tri-City
Fulton, Il
Considine
Lincoln Way
Fulton, I
Pape Funeral Home
Mlinois
Pershing Blvd
Clinton, Ia
Thomson Briefs
Arthur Colson
Peterson
Hattie Greeley
Greeley
Sir. Coulson
Annie Appleby
Thomson
Maude Nason
Eugene Murray
Louis Huizenga
Bert Huisenga
Yunnty
Union Grove
John Huizenga
Albany
Lick Wilkens
Walton
G. H. Williams
Fulton, Ill
the Review
Williamson’s Rexall Drug Store
Henry’s Coffee