Quotable quips and gaffes from a bustling paper page
A collage of jokes and wry observations fills a page, pairing puns about similes and newspaper life with light social banter. It riffs on sports, editors, Hollywood, and everyday quirks, from nudist colonies to a river’s water shortage, all in brisk, playful prose.
Brandy Ware and Melon Tossers Win Big In Round Grove Game
Brandy Ware returned with the Melon Tossers to defeat Round Grove 15 to 8 as Ware hit well and sparked the offense. Caskey and Brown homered for Thomson Melon Tossers while Gerald Brown pitched the route, with Whiteside squad rallying late. A Sunday softball slate includes Washington-Star vs All Stars as teams prep for state tourney. eligibility rules target players near 59 and before century milepost, drawing a large crowd.
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Jonah Michela
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Gerald Brown
Thomson
Jons
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Duck Hunting Season Set At Thirty Days This Fall
Washington officials announce a 30 day duck hunting season with three zones Oct 10 to Nov 8 in the north, Nov 7 to Nov 30 mid zone, and Nov 26 to Dec 25 in the south. Restrictions include no live decoys, no baiting, and limits of 10 ducks and four geese brant. new protected lists add redhead canvasback and Atlantic brant.
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Washington, D. C
Amer & Who
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Local Notes On Fair Trips And Community Projects
Argo Fa Noward Kness and Clyde Carpenter left Sunday for Davenport to attend the fair if needed. George Hook and Delbert Gaar went to the state fair in Springfield. Master Lierd Johnson visits grandparents in Rock Island. John Tent finished a machine shed and garage. Mildred Lehmeier visits Clint on. Vans Hanson family of Clinton visited Arco Fa. Vinegar 40 school well drilled nearly 200 feet. Water from a local farm well proved unfit for drinking. Ned Turner receives dental work in Chadwick. Concrete slab will be set soon and Route 173 grading nearing completion with finishing work this week.
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Noward Kness
Clyde Carpenter
Davenport
Devenport
Farmer City
George Hook
Carrell
Delbert
Gaar
Springfield
Lierd Johnson
al Williams
Rock Island
John Tent
Mildred Lehmeier
Clinton
Vans Hanson
Arco Fa
Dora Hanson
Vinegar 40
Ned Turner
Chadwick
Route 173
Birthday Listings From Thomson and Chadwick Area
Community birthday reminders list residents by town and date from Thomson Chadwick Lanark and Battle Creek. The names include John Carpenter Alice Lewis Lucille Schneider Gladys Coon John Schneier Carroll Lyle Queckboerner Mary Sheridan Don Harris Ned Spencer Beth Anderson Irma Tripp Martha French Jean Queckboerner Henry Schleming Adam Voeckel Julia Appel Raymond Brandenburger Richerta Lewis Ida Weber Herman Nater Beth Goldring Wm Reggendorf and others with dates Aug 17 to Aug 27 plus regional mentions. The text shifts to a dialogue in French phrases and is interspersed with questions about recognition.
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John Schneier
Mr. Carroll
Lyle Queckboerner
Chadwick
Wine Sweitzer
Lanark
Mary Sheridan
Thomson
Don C. Harris
Ned Spencer
Beth Anderson
Irma Tripp
Martha French
Jean Queckboerner
Wee
Henry Schleming
Adam Voeckel Jr
Fair Haven
Julia Appel
Raymond Brandenbure
Rioherta Lewis
Battle Creek
Mich
Ars
Ida Weber
Herman Nater
Beth Goldring
Wm. D. Reggendorf
Carroll County Old Settlers Reunion To Be Held At
Carroll County Old Settlers reunion will be held at a location to be announced with details forthcoming. Organizers invite former residents and descendants to attend the event, which aims to celebrate local history and community ties.
Lanark 1936 Old Settlers Parade and program outline
Local August 20 1936 program details for Lanark Ill includes a grand parade with floats autos teams and live stock led by Clarence Colehuur and prizes plus a full afternoon and evening schedule featuring a meeting with dinner band music prayers and addresses by E Y Knapp Art Ralph Eaton Carroll Rev John Gordon D D and others. Highlights include baseball free acts juvenile parade toe and tap dancing vaudeville and a dance at the Masonic Temple with Marshals H C Linskill and H L Shiley.
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Clarence Colehuur
Old Settlers Association
America
I. D. Leatherman
Farm Bureau Quartet
E. Y. Knapp
Art’y Ralph Eaton
Mr. Carroll
John Gordon
D. D
Rockford
Star Spangled Banner
Junior Riser
Dan Troye
Sterling
Ilinois
Masonic Temple
Guy Wolf
R. Brenaman
H. B. Puterbaugh
H. C. Linskill
H. L. Shiley
Thomson All Stars trounce Polo 9 to 0 in Friday night game
Thomson's All Stars beat Polo 9 to 0 at Thomson field Friday night as they capitalized on key innings to score four runs in both the third and fifth. Pyse pitched for Thomson with Tousley catching. Polo defense held in other frames. In a preliminary, Polo girls defeated Thomson girls 4 to 1. No games scheduled Monday night.
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Thomson
Polo Boys
Pyse
Tousley
Polo
Ideal Threshing Co Picnic at Point Rock Park
The Ideal Threshing company held its annual picnic last Wednesday at Point Rock park near Mt. Carroll. About thirty attended the basket dinner and afternoon sport program, with families including the Rawlins, Daehler, Turney, Hans, Pestman, Seim, Crender, Dyson, and others listed among attendees.
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Ideal Threshing CO
Point Rock Park
Ideal Threshing Company
Mt. Carroll
Huen
Baseball Captain Breaks Leg in Two Places Joke
A light quip about a baseball captain who breaks his leg, followed by a pun about getting the breaks. The dialogue hints at Smith as a miserly borrower, with a joke about lending and shaking heads.
Harwick Girls Take Down Coleta In Lopsided Win
Chadwick boys fall as Harwick girls prevail 6 to 2 in a four and a half inning game. Kerlin powered Chadwick with a homer and strong pitching, Schreiner led Coleta with two hits, but the hosts never threatened the lead.
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Harwick Girls
Coleta
Chadwick Boys
Carroll County 4-H Girls Aim for Ill. State Fair
Alss Jean Rawlins, winner of Carroll county 4-H style show, departed for Springfield to represent the county at the Illinois State Fair. She will stay three days to participate in 4-H activities. Miss Blanche Sein also attends the fair with sewing entries. She is accompanied by parents Mr. and Mrs. H Sein and Mrs. Vernon Rawlings and zon Robert. Mrs. Sassy is the chaperon for Carroll county girls at the 4-H club house.
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Alss
Jean Rawlins
Carroll County
T Te County
Springfield
Blanche Sein
H. Seim
Vernon Rawlings
Zon Robert
Sassy Igehaperon
Carry County
Shannon Nine Wins 6 to 5 in Blackhawk League Game
Shannon Nine defeated State Line on Sunday in a Blackhawk league game at the State Line diamond. Shorty Erdmeier pitched for the winners with one strikeout, Christus Haack led the winners with three hits in five at bats, while Vick pitched well for State Line and led his team in hitting. Shannon will play Carrollton Farm Bureau at Lanark on Thursday.
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A & To A
Shorty Erdmeier
Christus Haack
Iwinners
Vick
Carrolton
Lanark
Farm Bureau Wins Deciding Game Of Series
Farm Bureau clinched the championship by defeating Jo Daviess County 5 to 4 in a decisive series game. The win advances the team to Urbana for the annual sports festival this fall, with more tough matchups ahead against Whiteside County, Shannon, and Thomson Melon Tossers in upcoming games at Maerson, Lanark, and Cook's Field.
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Washington - Sa
Jeane
All Stars
Sane
Toovell
Farm Bureau
Lo Daviess County
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Ideal Farmers Club Hosts Twin City Gospel Center
The Ideal Farmers Club plans an Aug 26 program at Ideal church featuring the Twin City Gospel Center Orchestra from Rock Falls directed by Rev. James Driscoll. The event includes community singing, solos by the Gaar sisters, mixed choir, brass quartet, and a closing song, with Miss Humphrey reading.
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Ideal Church
Twin City Gospel Center
Rock Falls
James Dricoll
Rev. Driscoll
Gaar Sisters of
Thomson
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Morrison
Gaar Sisters
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