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Newspaper

Thomson Review

Location

Thomson, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Aug 20, 1936

Page

5

Quotable quips and gaffes from a bustling paper page

A collage of jokes and wry observations fills a page, pairing puns about similes and newspaper life with light social banter. It riffs on sports, editors, Hollywood, and everyday quirks, from nudist colonies to a river’s water shortage, all in brisk, playful prose.

Brandy Ware and Melon Tossers Win Big In Round Grove Game

Brandy Ware returned with the Melon Tossers to defeat Round Grove 15 to 8 as Ware hit well and sparked the offense. Caskey and Brown homered for Thomson Melon Tossers while Gerald Brown pitched the route, with Whiteside squad rallying late. A Sunday softball slate includes Washington-Star vs All Stars as teams prep for state tourney. eligibility rules target players near 59 and before century milepost, drawing a large crowd.

Heath Squire Brandy Ware Jonah Michela Squire Brandy Gerald Brown Thomson Jons Caskey Grove Whiteside Jads Lewis Voss Groharing DeFranco Brown Schaut Melendy Stickell Grohariing Uybana

Duck Hunting Season Set At Thirty Days This Fall

Washington officials announce a 30 day duck hunting season with three zones Oct 10 to Nov 8 in the north, Nov 7 to Nov 30 mid zone, and Nov 26 to Dec 25 in the south. Restrictions include no live decoys, no baiting, and limits of 10 ducks and four geese brant. new protected lists add redhead canvasback and Atlantic brant.

Washington, D. C Amer & Who Canada Wallace Roosevelt Fileiais

Local Notes On Fair Trips And Community Projects

Argo Fa Noward Kness and Clyde Carpenter left Sunday for Davenport to attend the fair if needed. George Hook and Delbert Gaar went to the state fair in Springfield. Master Lierd Johnson visits grandparents in Rock Island. John Tent finished a machine shed and garage. Mildred Lehmeier visits Clint on. Vans Hanson family of Clinton visited Arco Fa. Vinegar 40 school well drilled nearly 200 feet. Water from a local farm well proved unfit for drinking. Ned Turner receives dental work in Chadwick. Concrete slab will be set soon and Route 173 grading nearing completion with finishing work this week.

Noward Kness Clyde Carpenter Davenport Devenport Farmer City George Hook Carrell Delbert Gaar Springfield Lierd Johnson al Williams Rock Island John Tent Mildred Lehmeier Clinton Vans Hanson Arco Fa Dora Hanson Vinegar 40 Ned Turner Chadwick Route 173

Birthday Listings From Thomson and Chadwick Area

Community birthday reminders list residents by town and date from Thomson Chadwick Lanark and Battle Creek. The names include John Carpenter Alice Lewis Lucille Schneider Gladys Coon John Schneier Carroll Lyle Queckboerner Mary Sheridan Don Harris Ned Spencer Beth Anderson Irma Tripp Martha French Jean Queckboerner Henry Schleming Adam Voeckel Julia Appel Raymond Brandenburger Richerta Lewis Ida Weber Herman Nater Beth Goldring Wm Reggendorf and others with dates Aug 17 to Aug 27 plus regional mentions. The text shifts to a dialogue in French phrases and is interspersed with questions about recognition.

John Schneier Mr. Carroll Lyle Queckboerner Chadwick Wine Sweitzer Lanark Mary Sheridan Thomson Don C. Harris Ned Spencer Beth Anderson Irma Tripp Martha French Jean Queckboerner Wee Henry Schleming Adam Voeckel Jr Fair Haven Julia Appel Raymond Brandenbure Rioherta Lewis Battle Creek Mich Ars Ida Weber Herman Nater Beth Goldring Wm. D. Reggendorf

Carroll County Old Settlers Reunion To Be Held At

Carroll County Old Settlers reunion will be held at a location to be announced with details forthcoming. Organizers invite former residents and descendants to attend the event, which aims to celebrate local history and community ties.

Lanark 1936 Old Settlers Parade and program outline

Local August 20 1936 program details for Lanark Ill includes a grand parade with floats autos teams and live stock led by Clarence Colehuur and prizes plus a full afternoon and evening schedule featuring a meeting with dinner band music prayers and addresses by E Y Knapp Art Ralph Eaton Carroll Rev John Gordon D D and others. Highlights include baseball free acts juvenile parade toe and tap dancing vaudeville and a dance at the Masonic Temple with Marshals H C Linskill and H L Shiley.

Clarence Colehuur Old Settlers Association America I. D. Leatherman Farm Bureau Quartet E. Y. Knapp Art’y Ralph Eaton Mr. Carroll John Gordon D. D Rockford Star Spangled Banner Junior Riser Dan Troye Sterling Ilinois Masonic Temple Guy Wolf R. Brenaman H. B. Puterbaugh H. C. Linskill H. L. Shiley

Thomson All Stars trounce Polo 9 to 0 in Friday night game

Thomson's All Stars beat Polo 9 to 0 at Thomson field Friday night as they capitalized on key innings to score four runs in both the third and fifth. Pyse pitched for Thomson with Tousley catching. Polo defense held in other frames. In a preliminary, Polo girls defeated Thomson girls 4 to 1. No games scheduled Monday night.

Thomson’s All Stars Thomson Polo Boys Pyse Tousley Polo

Ideal Threshing Co Picnic at Point Rock Park

The Ideal Threshing company held its annual picnic last Wednesday at Point Rock park near Mt. Carroll. About thirty attended the basket dinner and afternoon sport program, with families including the Rawlins, Daehler, Turney, Hans, Pestman, Seim, Crender, Dyson, and others listed among attendees.

Ideal Threshing CO Point Rock Park Ideal Threshing Company Mt. Carroll Huen

Baseball Captain Breaks Leg in Two Places Joke

A light quip about a baseball captain who breaks his leg, followed by a pun about getting the breaks. The dialogue hints at Smith as a miserly borrower, with a joke about lending and shaking heads.

Harwick Girls Take Down Coleta In Lopsided Win

Chadwick boys fall as Harwick girls prevail 6 to 2 in a four and a half inning game. Kerlin powered Chadwick with a homer and strong pitching, Schreiner led Coleta with two hits, but the hosts never threatened the lead.

Harwick Girls Coleta Chadwick Boys

Carroll County 4-H Girls Aim for Ill. State Fair

Alss Jean Rawlins, winner of Carroll county 4-H style show, departed for Springfield to represent the county at the Illinois State Fair. She will stay three days to participate in 4-H activities. Miss Blanche Sein also attends the fair with sewing entries. She is accompanied by parents Mr. and Mrs. H Sein and Mrs. Vernon Rawlings and zon Robert. Mrs. Sassy is the chaperon for Carroll county girls at the 4-H club house.

Alss Jean Rawlins Carroll County T Te County Springfield Blanche Sein H. Seim Vernon Rawlings Zon Robert Sassy Igehaperon Carry County

Shannon Nine Wins 6 to 5 in Blackhawk League Game

Shannon Nine defeated State Line on Sunday in a Blackhawk league game at the State Line diamond. Shorty Erdmeier pitched for the winners with one strikeout, Christus Haack led the winners with three hits in five at bats, while Vick pitched well for State Line and led his team in hitting. Shannon will play Carrollton Farm Bureau at Lanark on Thursday.

Shannon A & To A Shorty Erdmeier Christus Haack Iwinners Vick Carrolton Lanark

Farm Bureau Wins Deciding Game Of Series

Farm Bureau clinched the championship by defeating Jo Daviess County 5 to 4 in a decisive series game. The win advances the team to Urbana for the annual sports festival this fall, with more tough matchups ahead against Whiteside County, Shannon, and Thomson Melon Tossers in upcoming games at Maerson, Lanark, and Cook's Field.

Gouk’s Chadwick Washington - Sa Jeane All Stars Sane Toovell Farm Bureau Lo Daviess County Varius Winer Wall Urbana Lucanine Jo Daviess

Ideal Farmers Club Hosts Twin City Gospel Center

The Ideal Farmers Club plans an Aug 26 program at Ideal church featuring the Twin City Gospel Center Orchestra from Rock Falls directed by Rev. James Driscoll. The event includes community singing, solos by the Gaar sisters, mixed choir, brass quartet, and a closing song, with Miss Humphrey reading.

Ideal Farmer's Club Ideal Church Twin City Gospel Center Rock Falls James Dricoll Rev. Driscoll Gaar Sisters of Thomson Miss Humphrey Morrison Gaar Sisters Jsmex Briscodl Twin City Gospel Center Male

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