Genius jokes and quips from old papers mix of humor
A compilation of jokes and light quips from Chicago journals and sister papers. It includes a fable on genius and missteps in social situations, a tale of a mean teacher and prankish exchanges, a London tale with apologies, and a few rural and street corner gags.
Fragments of a Local Gossip Page and Dialogues
A ragged collage of overheard lines, jokes, and conversational snippets. It includes remarks about a London cafe, a holiday in Italy, and a stray exchange about fines for trusts. Miscellaneous quips touch on horses, confidence, bargains, and fashion asides, with several scrambled dialogues and street scenes.
Wax Pressing Instructions From Gleanings in Bar Culture
A correspondent describes wax rendering using a press with burlap sacks and a cleated rack. The process includes lining the press, soaking sacks in boiling sap, placing sacks in the press, folding the material, inserting a follower, and turning the screw to squeeze out wax.
Frugal Laundry Process Described in Aged Text
The passage outlines folding a burlap sack to control overhang, lifting the top to cool, emptying slum gum, refilling, and returning the sack. It also describes boiling a comb on a fourhole stove with sides removed, using a large tub and two buckets of water, proceeding until nearly full, with water and free wax flowing from the press and leaving only slumgum to press.
Help for Fowls to Use Lime in Diet
An examination of poultry nutrition argues that mere percentages of lime or phosphates in feed are insufficient without the animal’s ability to assimilate them. Dalton notes inorganic matter alone cannot nourish animals, who rely on organic elements activated by sun and plant life. The piece discusses bone meal and green bone as rich phosphate and lime sources, noting their digestion, and urges poultrymen to include green bone in winter rations for hens, pullets, and cockerels.
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Dalton
Powitry
New York Life reorganization and long serving officers
The New York Life Insurance Company formed by policyholders under the Armstrong laws has begun reorganizing with a board led by Darwin P. Kingsley. Prominent officers include Thomas A. Buckner, Wm. E. Ingersoll in Europe, Rufus W. Weeks as chief actuary, and other longtime company veterans. Policyholders seek reassurance as the life-insurance upheaval of recent years has spurred surrender offers elsewhere, though New York Life still holds over two billion dollars in outstanding business out of two billion on its books at investigation time.
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New York Life Insurance Company
Chowsen
Armstrong
Darwin P. Kingsley
New England
Thomas A. Buckner
Wm. E. Ingersoll
Europe
Paris
Rufus W. Weeks
Mr. Buckner
New York Life
State of
New York
John Smith Year in the Exposition Town Tale
A traveling man recalls a humorous misadventure as John Smith, a common name, encounters identity chaos at a Norfolk exposition. He faces mistaken rooms and telegrams, sparking a running gag about the Smith surname and travel friction. The piece blends comic anecdotes with hotel and telegraph mixups.
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John Smith
Norfolk
Familly
John
Imber
John—pardom
Smith
Smithy
True chivalry and Mosquitoes in New Jersey Tales
A collage of historical vignettes covers genuine chivalry, mosquito tides in New Jersey, and moral anecdotes. It includes a tale of a noble act amid social flirtation, notes on a draining project boosting property values, and a humorous classroom miscue about returning good for evil.
Nervous collapse warning and cure claims for pink pills
Promotional tale touts Dr Williams Pink Pills as a cure for nervous breakdowns and related symptoms. Individual anecdotes claim relief from pallor, headaches, insomnia, and fatigue after taking the tonic, with pricing listed as 3.50 for a box of pills mailed by the Dr Williams Medicine Company.
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Rochester
Williama
Vsth
Willian
Williams
Bent
Jon
Dr. Medicine Company
Selene
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Chicago Daily News
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Bay
Chicsen Daily News
N. Y
Ani
Atreda
Italy
Naples
Chicago
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Folette
Journal Amusant
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Wadleigh
Marcel
Milwaukee
Stet Tes
Pners
PRESS
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Idaho
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Lippincott's
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Trishman
Ayther
Joe Mitchell Chapple
National Magazine
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Bridget
Alasa
Almaka
Rausago
Rainer
Livingstone
Minneapolis Journal
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Pittsburg
Puck
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Country Club
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Popular Science Monthly
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