Joshing the News by Ike Conley
A satirical column lampoons the Hoover era and national noise after the inauguration. It rails at partisan hype, cites mock fashion trends, health quips, road plans, and ageist jokes, mixing playful exaggeration with dated cultural barbs.
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Ike Conley
Talkies Coming to Goffinet Theatre in Rittman
Manager Goffinet announces that within two or three weeks the Goffinet Theatre in Rittman will begin showing talking pictures. He has contracted for a Movie Phone system and work is in progress to install it. Once monopoly ends, this small theatre plans to offer the latest entertainment with synchronized music and talkies. The initial film title will be announced in an upcoming advertisement.
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Goffinet
Goffinet ‘Theatre
Rittman
Soldiers of the Sea Get Local Youth to Enlist
Roy B. Fixler of Rittman Ohio will finish Marine Corps recruit training at Parris Island soon. A 22 year old son of Amanda Fixler he enlisted for four years and will likely be assigned to a foreign post or naval duties. Marines offer free Marine Corps Institute courses during service to gain trades or professions.
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U. S
Roy B. Fixler
Rittman
Ohio
Soldiers of the Sea
Parris Island
D. C
Fixler
Amanda Fixler
Marine Corps
Marine Corps Institute
Corps
Revival services open Sunday at First A B church
Revival campaign runs from Sunday March 10 through Easter Sunday March 31 with services every evening including Saturday three services on Sundays morning afternoon and evening A special Saturday afternoon junior church service Rev E L Ortt preaches and L J Frank directs singing A devotional period will be an attractive feature An invitation is extended to all in the city and vicinity to attend
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E. L. Ortt
L. J. Frank
Inauguration Echoes At School Celebration
A fragment from a newspaper page notes a school celebration marking a significant inauguration. Names and locations are unreadable, but the event is described as a junior activity at a school, with festive language and symbolic references.
Fisher Writes From Texas On Southwest Tour
From McAllen Texas near the Rio Grande John A Fisher a local realtor reports his extended Southwest tour. He hunted mountain lions in Arizona and plans a big ranch hunt in Mexico while noting Texas as God’s country with sunny climate and fine grapefruit. He killed a mountain lion and two wild cats and expects to return in two to three weeks with a Canada fishing trip likely next summer.
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McAllen
Texas
Rio Grande
United States
Mexico
John
Fisher
Southwest
Arizona
California
Allen
San Antonio
Ike
Chamber of Commerce
Teddy Roosevelt
Berry and Kunkler Sell Business on South Daisy Street
The service station of Berry and Kunkler underwent an inventory on March 4 detailing tires tubes auto parts vulcanizing gear gas pumps oil containers battery chargers a service car and related equipment. Tilson, formerly with a Ford plant in Hamilton Ohio, plans to offer courteous efficient service and specialize in vulcanizing tires and tube repairs.
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Berry and Kunkler
South Dais Street
Ute Old Tso
Ford
Hamilton
Ohio
Berry
Kunkler
Tilson
Plas
Mary Hartzler Weds Stol ler In Wooster
Miss Mary Hartzler daughter of Noah Hartzler and Carl H Stol ler son of John A Stoller of Scott Ohio were married Wednesday morning at Wooster attended by the bride’s sister Elizabeth Hartzler and brother Ernest Hartzler and the groom’s siblings Robert and Lois Stoller. Dinner served to immediate families others noted before departure for home Saturday morning by Rhodas Daniel and Elizabeth Hartzler.
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Mary Hartzler
Noah Hartzler
Carl H. “Stoller
John,a. Stoller
Scott, Ohio
Wooster
Elizabeth
Ernest” “Hartzler
Robert
Lois’ Stoller
Duisier
John Stoller
Julist
Louise
Latty
Ohio
John Hartzler
Noah Hartz
Fee
Stolier
Théin
Honié
Rhodas
Daniel
Elizabeth Harteler
Ola Podride Club Meeting Notes Essay Style
FragmentaryOCR record from OLLa-PODRIDA.CLUB notes showing a meeting with roll call and partial names. Mentions an associate hostess and a member list. Unclear details due to corrupted text.
Circle Ladies Present Pleasing Church Program Night
The Presbyterian Ladies Auxiliary staged a two part show in the church basement featuring musical numbers and a comedy skit Sardines. Cast included Miss Marjorie Williams Mrs Verne Gebhart Mrs Carl England and Mrs H S Squibbs directed the play which drew a well attended crowd despite inclement weather. The group thanked local donors for props and stage setup.
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Circle
The
Presbyterian Church
Jackson
Liszt
A. L. Ebert
G. H Clippinuger
Rogers
Verne Gebhart
Vance Cook
M. Wenger
Deppen
Marjorie Williams
Mattie Eaton
H .E. Brakewood
Anne Carrol
New York
Lizzie Pike
Q. Newberry
Lucy Watkins
Carl England
Alfreda
Mattle
GQ H
Mattle Matan
Haringtport
Maine
Rittman
Gircle
W. Shook
D. C. Reuman
J. DB. Vallandingham
Meeting of Child Conservation League Held Monday
Members of the Child Conservation League met at Mrs Mc Nary s home Monday night Discussed unusual topics including overcoming fear and anger in a child The circle shows deep interest in kindergarten work A committee works to gauge how many parents would send their children if kindergarten work were added to the school this coming fall The group hopes each mother will be reached personally and learn kindergarten tasks live at home
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Child Conservation League
Unclear arrest report involving Pattersonio Akron mayor and fines
Incoherent OCR fragment describes Pattersonio Akron arrest with Mayor Bender, a $100 cost for operating a vehicle while intoxicated, an incident near F Boston laito and B Garbtt, and a Marshal Millis arrest. Mentions Wade worth, Ben Ganekinski and White city, with a $350 cost and unclear fees.
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Pattersonio
Akron
Yas
Bender
Bsston
Ben
Ganekinski
White City
Nice
Junior high honors roll highlight
A brief note lists students from the junior high honor roll, naming those achieving high academic marks. The item emphasizes scholastic excellence within the school community.
Autos Clash On Main Street In Front Of Branigan Station
Last Saturday afternoon two automobiles collided on Main Street in front of Branigan Service Station. A sedan driven by Jimmie Hile and a touring car driven by Mrs Helen Frelick of Shrinersburg were involved. Frelick started from the south entrance and was struck as a Chandler back pedaled into the main road. Windsheild broken, Frelick’s car had deflated tube and one front fender damaged. Hile’s vehicle sustained rear bumper damage. Three children with Mrs Frelick were uninjured except for facial cuts on the girl. Hile took the injured child to a doctor for treatment.
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Main Street
Branigan
Jimmie Hile
Helen Frelick
Shrinersburg
Mr and Mrs Hickin Plan Two Month California Trip
Mr and Mrs J B Hickin left Rittman on Tuesday at noon for an extended trip to the West Coast. They will visit the Grand Canyon for a brief sight seeing tour then travel to Downey California to see Mrs J I Myers sister of Mrs Hickin. They will also visit Mrs Johnson in Huntington Beach before returning via Washington. Robert Hickin hopes to send Rittman Press reports weekly.
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J. B. Hickin
Rittman
Near Coast
Grand Canyon
California
Ohio Boxboard boxers Harold and John Reid visit near Chillicothe
Harold and John Reid of the Ohio Boxboard Co were summoned by a late night telegraph from their mother. Two Iowa brothers were to stay briefly, causing disappointment when they did not immediately arrive. The Reid brothers helped install a sprinkler system and were training as heavyweights under Tiny Hat at Kenmore gym.
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Harold
John Reid
Ohio Boxboard Company
Chillicothe
Ohio
A. Telegrant
Iowa
Boie
Ag’ Ag
Aroldy
John
Chillicottie
Xéason
Towa Mtawok
Haroldr
J John
Sade Aton
Ohio Bixboard
Frank Kits
Balt-sts
Brethren Church Attendance Noted In Vague Report
A fragmented OCR text mentions church attendance and a monetary amount of 0.40 in unclear context. The readable items reference a Brethren church and royal or aggaba terms, but the source remains garbled with no clear event, date, or identifiable entities.
Commander Night A Big Success At Legion Banquet
The Howard A. Bal y Post of the American Legion hosted a banquet for State Commander R. A. Ingersoll of Ware last Thursday. About 100 attended in the Presbyterian church basement with blue and gold decor. Toastmaster Rev. Hendrickson, Verne Gebhart and Prof. Welss of Rotary, plus the Auto Club and visiting Legionnaires joined the event. Mrs Moore of Newark spoke for the auxiliary, Commander Ingersoll delivered the main address with Scottish anecdotes, while the Loyal Ensemble provided music under H. S. Wolfe's direction.
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Howard A. Baly
American Legion
R. A. Ingersoll
Wareren
Presbyterian Church
Legion
Auto Club
Rotary Club
Wenger
Hendrickson
Ted
Verne Gebhart
Prof. Welss
Verne Froirick
Ingersoll
Ualnor
H. 8
Wolfe
Ohio Avenue Improvement Plan Authorized
The council authorized improvements on Ohio Avenue to ease passage across the gorge. The project includes scraping the bed on the valley side, widening to allow two cars to pass safely, and repairing erosion damages on remaining avenues. Grading expected to begin in a few weeks with one third of the cost capped at $400.
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Oig Aves
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