Married to a Schoolteacher Joke
Two men compare notes after a late night. One says his wife lectured him for half an hour, while the other admits worse. He was made to write I must be home every night by nine o clock a hundred times on a slate in a playful quip from Pathfinder Magazine.
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Pathfinder Magazine
Wall Street Phrase Questioned In Curious Exchange
A fragment shows a dialogue fragment pondering why Wall Street is named and whether one has ever faced it, suggesting curiosity about finance lore and street naming. The line hints at a witty or reflective moment about markets and enduring pressure.
Share Alike Smith Marries Then Splits Pay With Bride
The Montreal Gazette quotes Share Alike Smith who on his first pay-day gave his wife 14 of the $15 salary and kept $1. On the next pay-day he gave $1 to his wife and kept $14. She questions how to manage on a dollar for a week. he replies with a joking reference to his own bad luck.
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Smith
John
Montreal Gazette
Local Friend Seeks Funds for Ideas Cited by Senator
A hometown resident pitches promising concepts while Senator Sorghum notes the recurring hurdle of funding. The conversation centers on securing dollars for development and the common shift from dollar signs to question marks when ideas encounter budget concerns.
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Senator Sorghum
Dentist Finds Large Cavity Needling Fill
In PathFind er Magazine a reader reports a dentist named Nasty Egbert examining them and diagnosing a large cavity that required filling. A follow up joke about study suggestions for the cavity’s treatment is noted with Herbert.
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Egbert
Herbert
Pathfinder Magazine
Could Put Up With It
A brief stray line from Stray Stories Magazine shows a niece or nephew visiting an aunt and notes the exchange about expected time with family. The dialogue hints at a light domestic tone and family dynamic typical of the period.
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Tommy
Daddy
Stray Stories Magazine
Say What You Mean By Telling Smith A Blockhead
A brief Philadelphia Evening Bulletin line shows a lively exchange about a remark to Smith. The dialogue hints at trust concerns and social sniping in a local scene.
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Smith
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin
Wrong Surroundings Painted for Survival
A witty exchange features a painter who says he created the picture to keep the wolf from the door, and another character quips that he should hang it where the wolf can see it, highlighting a humorous domestic moment.
Truth Telling Elderly Sister Said Teeth Like Pearls
Quote from Brooklyn Daily Eagle features a dialogue between an elderly sister and a younger brother. The sister remarks on Mr. Goldkatch saying the sister had teeth like pearls, while the brother replies he said nothing besides noting she was gradually getting used to them.
Maud Spends Legacy on Hats in Stray Stories
Maud uses her inheritance to purchase twelve new hats prompting a lighthearted remark from Aunt about the money going to her head in Stray Stories Magazine.
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Maud
Stray Stories Magazine
Up to Date Quip About Miss Youngleigh
A humorous exchange questions Miss Youngleigh s age with TJ asking if she read Aesop s Fables and she replies Yes as soon as they appeared Frankfurter Illustrierte notes the sly jab in a dated cartoon style.
Rare Day in June Echoes in Classic Line
A Cincinnati Enquirer excerpt quotes a poem about the rareness of a June day and a father's wish for a daughter to stay home, capturing a nostalgic, old fashioned tone from a household scene. The lines reflect domestic sentiment and timeless parental protection.
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Cincinnati Enquirer
Poultry Disease Hits Farm Flocks Across Regions
Extension specialist reports range paralysis in poultry, affecting chicks from about fourteen weeks to eighteen months. Mortality 5 to 60 percent in flocks. Early signs include lameness and paralysis. disease occurs even in confinement. Prevention relies on sanitation, less crowding, small-unit rearing, and separation from older hens. some breeds show resistance.
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C. J. Farguson
Ohio State University
WNU _ Service
Record Hen Produces 542 Eggs In Two Years
An North Dakota experiment station report highlights a Rhode Island hen that laid 542 eggs over two years, 284 in year one and 258 in year two. Feed cost was $2 while egg value totaled $10, yielding a gross profit above feed cost of $4 per year.
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O. A. Barton
Poultry Department
North Dakota Experiment Station
Rhode Island
Wallace
Treating Colds in Chickens With Ointment Mixture
A Missouri Farmer note describes an ointment to treat colds and roup in chickens. Ingredients include olive oil camphor and carbolic acid with careful heating to dissolve camphor. Cautions warn against adding carbolic acid before cooling to prevent explosions. Apply to head face comb wattles every second or third day and in severe cases into the roof of the mouth.
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Missouri
Cater to Appetites When Birds Are Out of Condition
Birds should be fed according to their appetites when not in peak health. As health returns, resume regular feed and schedule gradually. Even healthy layers vary in tastes. One flock may prefer grain or mash over another. Give them what they want.
Cross Breeding for Heavier Table Birds
Poultry raisers with light breeds may profit by crossing theirs with heavier breed males to gain one to two pounds per bird. Cross-bred pullets may not match very heavy layers but can still provide profitable winter and spring production and may even outperform the pure breeds.
Easy to Wash Finest of Fabrics Care for Rayons
Guidance on washing rayon fabrics with care, testing color fastness, and precautions. Advises washing in mild suds, rinsing thoroughly, avoiding soaking or rubbing, and drying away from sun. Includes tips to remove unwashable components and restore shrinkage for crepey rayons. Also mentions Dr. Pierce's Pellets for bowel relief as an advertisement note.
Just Fade Away Persistent Tramp at Last Victory
A brief exchange ends with a housewife declining repayment, saying there is nothing to offer in return after a long effort. The dialogue nods to gratitude and finality without further obligation.
How She Lost 18 Pounds of Fat in Four Weeks
An Akron Ohio reader claims Kruschen Salts helped shed 18 pounds after one bottle and expects another 18 with a full course. The ad promises weight loss, improved health, and youthful energy with daily use and a money back guarantee.
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Mia
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Akron
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