Scotsman Tricks Bowls Attendant With Sixpence Fee
A Scotsman offers a two pence to an attend ant at a bowling green and hints at a game. The attendant asks about the sixpence fee shown on a board. The Scot replies he has read the board but claims he is not green, delivering a wink and a clever twist.
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What It Stood For Witie Sight Seeing Debate
A short humorous item questions the meaning of a marble monument's durability as a couple banters about what it stands for. The exchange features a wife asking what the monument signifies and a husband insisting its marble strength proves it cannot fall.
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Witie
Fragmentary quote reflects grim outsider view of fate
A fragmentary line presents a savage speaker claiming punishment for kindness and reward for cruelty. The terse statement hints at a hostile social judgment and fear of retaliation, lacking clear context or setting.
Practical Test Ends In Salary Cut After Dinner Joke
A class joke pivots on a family living on 718 dollars a year as the President cuts the lecturer’s pay by 40 percent. Zip Mistress interviews a cook who jokes about cooking for fifteen and being fired for a failed elaborate dinner.
You Must Serve on the Jury, Mr Big Business
A witty courtroom exchange from the Louisville Courier Journal portrays a judge urging a hurried defendant to take a rest while admonishing him about jury duty. The humorous line underscores the pressure of civic service amid a tense moment.
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Big Business
Louisville Courier-Journal
Wasting Time in a Dream Conversation
He and she discuss delaying action after months of dreaming. The exchange suggests frustration with postponing real steps toward a goal.
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Darling
Eternal War on Plant Insects and Diseases
An Atlanta Journal essay laments the rise of agricultural pests and plant diseases, noting a shift from pastoral orchards to a national battle. It cites the USDA’s claim of an annual $8 billion loss, warns of new pests, and urges unified eradication efforts against moths, beetles, borers, the Mediterranean fruit fly, boll weevils, potato bugs, and the bean beetle to defend agriculture and industry.
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Typewriter output hits near one million in year
The United States produced about 959 046 typewriters last year including standard long carriage and portable models. Rebuilt machines are not counted. It was the most active year in the history of the industry.
Speed Enough First Law Student Verse to Jury
A brisk note in the Brooklyn Eagle seeks guidance for a law student addressing a jury. The author contends that paying compliments is easier than meeting legal bills, framing a witty lesson on courtroom rhetoric.
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Brooklyn Eagle
It's twins announced by the doc and a loving proposal
A playful line from Path finder Mazazine echoes a man proudly announcing twins after a doctor exits. A heartfelt wedding-like moment follows as the lover asks for commitment, with the partner reacting in astonishment and affection.
Football Prospect Puts Doorwalker Skill To Test On Field
A coach questions a prospect about football ability. The candidate, jokingly claiming no formal practice, notes he formerly worked as a doorwalker at a department store bargain sale counters.
Sweet Forbearance at Navy Station Sparks Moral Clash
A San Diego Naval Air Station Trouble Shooter column riffs on a couple arguing over marriage and government survivor benefits, with sharp humor about pensions and natural death. The piece uses colloquial Southern dialect to highlight gender and financial tensions.
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Lila
San Diego Naval Air Station
Fourth of July reminder sparks math joke exchange
The page features a witty exchange where a math professor jokes about not knowing the Fourth of July, replying that he's not good at fractions. The remark playfully blends national holiday awareness with arithmetic humor.
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