Pulling Pulitzer Material From Lee College Pages
A weekly column collects quirky verses and jokes from Lee College readers. The humorous pieces poke at dances in Australia, salivary glands, courtroom feuds, and dating advice with a mix of wordplay and light innuendo.
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Billy Richards Wins Hexathon At Texico City Meet
Lee College star Billy Richards dominates the Texico City World International Pentathon State's National Track meet on April 1 winning 8 events and setting an all time points record of 75 561 Richards captures the 100 yard dash 120 yard low hurdles 440 yard dash mile pole vault high jump shot put and managers sack race while attributing his strength to a cereal called Druthers and smoking only Lickey cigarettes between events.
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Asia
How do you know We’re hitting more pedestrians
The fragment quotes a statement questioning certainty followed by a claim that more pedestrians are being struck. The text provides no location date or supporting details.
PIGS EYE College Seeks D.N.S Union Dues
A satirical notice warns students at PIGS EYE college that dues to the Do Not Study union are mandatory. Those who attempt to study risk losing union privileges such as quiz answers and ready made term themes. pay dues today in the college back office.
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Keep Cool In Summer School At Lee College
Reminders to stay cool during summer term at Lee College with air conditioned classrooms ice water and cooling arrangements. The tongue in cheek note encourages students to keep the vibe light and comfortable.
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