Going the Pace
Comic exchange between a tortoise and snail about adapting to modern times with a motor car. The dialogue humorously contrasts slow tradition with speedy progress.
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Newspaper
The Diller Record
Location
Diller, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Apr 23, 1909
Page
2
Comic exchange between a tortoise and snail about adapting to modern times with a motor car. The dialogue humorously contrasts slow tradition with speedy progress.
A fragment shows a tense exchange where a madam mentors a child toward better conduct, while a visiting gentleman hints at a strap as a traditional disciplinary option. The dialogue contrasts old school restraint with modern methods.
A Pennsylvania mother recounts spending over fifty dollars on doctors for her infant's watery eczema before using Cuticura Remedies. She reports full cure after purchasing one dollar and fifty cents worth of Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills, noting the child's face is clear with no scarring.
The heiress asks the Duke if he saw her father and they discuss weather. He admits nerve loss while recalling the father grinning at a painting of the Battle of Bunker Hill.
A professor explains the word monologue by tracing its roots. He notes mono means money and logos means word, giving a playful etymology suggesting monologue as words for money.
A Brooklyn Life snippet shows a suggestion to entice lawmakers with a car to advocate for better roads. The dialogue implies practical politics and local influence through gifts.
Detective Kepner testifies the woman known as Billy Whitla from Sharon is unmarried daughter of wealthy parents, not James H. Boyle's wife. Prosecutor aims to prove her link to the abduction through jewelry theft, ransom letters, and telegrams as court opens with Judge A W Williams.
A mob of about 200 men seized Jesse West Joseph Allen B B Burrell and Joseph R Miller from Ada county jail and hanged them in a barn. West and Allen were Texas cattlemen accused of hiring Miller to murder former U S Marshal A A Bobbitt, in a cattle dispute. The mob dispersed at dawn leaving bodies seen in daylight. Hainson Trial, Prisoner Crowded. Captain Peter C Haines Jr faces murder charges in the Bayside Yacht Club float death of William E Annis with insanity a central defense reading some testimony about Mrs Hains friendship with Annis.
A damaged fragment states a person died from lockjaw after being tied to a cross as custom. The line notes fervor being at white heat, but details and identities are unclear.
A playful exchange unfolds as Clarence asks Miss Sharply for a dance with a witty refusal from Miss Sharply. The lighthearted moment captures social banter and personal charm in a small town scene.
A 19th century advertisement touts Hall's Catarrh Cure as a constitutional remedy. It claims the medicine cures catarrh by purifying the system and restoring the constitution. The ad offers a $100 reward for any case it fails to cure and directs readers to procure the remedy from the listed seller in Toledo.
In a Delineator vignette a devout grandmother asks three year old Baby Jess who she prays to. Jess replies she prays to her mother's knees or to the bed, reflecting a childlike prayer response during a visit to her grandmother.
Druggist customers praise Allen's Foot Ease for curing burning itching and coins feet. Mrs W J Walker of Camden New Jersey reports relief after use and urges continued purchase from all druggists at 2 cents.
An old Brooklyn Life snippet touts Liamlins Wizard Oil as a fifty year old remedy for rheumatism neuralgia and all pain and inflammation claiming strong US sales and effectiveness.
A historical remark links the old saying of women as the weaker vessel to a proverb about thicker paint for weaker vessels. The line reflects dated gender stereotypes and craft lore rather than factual guidance.
Relieves red weak weary and watery eyes with marine eye remedy. Claims to ease eye pain and conform to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Sold by druggists and promoted to use for irritated eyes.
When you wear out your welcome it means you exhaust others hospitality. The saying contrasts replacing a suit with a social boundary and highlights how social signals differ from material possessions.
A collage of odd lines and ad snippets includes fashion remarks about a new spring hat, a quip on sitting on style, a stray sales pitch for a Peoria dealer, a casual reflection on uncertainty, and a dubious dental tonic claim priced at 25c, ending with a wry proverb about thought and death.
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