The Earth as a Humorous Proper Definition
A humorous prose piece defines the earth as a ball in space with sun and moon, two certain poles, imaginary equator and axis, inhabited by people and microbes, linked by waves and prayers, and noted for air travel and resort appeal for the well to do. It mocks scientists and philanthropists in a playful magazine tone.
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Earth
Space
Pulitzer’s Magazine
Similar Types In Society And The Human Mind
A fragment discusses blunt men and those driven by sensual pleasures or greed, noting how extreme passions blunt or move the imagination. It cites Burke and mirrors on rhetoric, art, and reform, ending with a quip about prison reforms and a spectator’s sly remark.
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Edmund Burke
Involuntary death by own action verdict in Georgia case
A Georgia farmer, suspecting nocturnal depletion of corn cribs, set a spring gun with a watcher. After a gunshot one night, a deceased man was found. The coroner and jury ruled the death as involuntary death by own action, concluding the fatal incident.
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Georgia
Why the word was called confidential in congress
A tale recalls Uncle Joe Cannon in Congress sending a letter with an underlined word none could decipher. After asking several peers, the recipient sought Cannon who, with a mix of anger and laughter, declared the word was confidential.
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Joe Cannon
Congress
Mr. Cannon
Cannon
Vision of a sweeter future for rural voters
A young agricultural candidate paints a bright, glowing future for laborers under a pro sweetness and grit administration. He vows to deliver pensions and prosperity, promising old-age support even as he notes present modest holdings.
Lost driver finds signpost reading Lry Tinker’s Tabules
An automobilist, wandering at midnight, climbs a signpost to read its inscription. By the glow of a last match, he sees the words Lry Tinker’s Tabules, leaving him puzzled about his location.
Public Sales Advertised for Dalton Ohio on Dec 20 1913
Public notices announce sales by executors at the late Eliza A Sandiles residence on Buckeye Street Dalton Ohio. Personal property includes a Moore's air tight heater, cook stove, beds, tables, chairs, sewing machine and more. Homestead property valued at 350 dollars with cash or staged payments offered. Another farm sale near Dalton lists horses cattle and dairy stock with detailed descriptions and timelines for payments.
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Willis Horn
Eliza A Sandiles
S. Buckeye Street
Dalton
Ohio
Moore
Eliza A. Sandles
Buckeye Street
Levi Heibner
J. W. Erwin
Giassie
Searchmont
Wealth of livestock and implements to be sold at public auction
A large sale lists 2 Jersey heifers one year old, four heifer calves, 28 hogs with brood sows, eleven shunts, eight shosts, a young shepherd dog, seven ewes, assorted farming tools and implements. Household goods include a range, iron kettle, and more. Sale starts at noon. terms announced day of sale. Clyde Camp, Wm. Weaver, Strenners listed as auctioneers. Public sales also set for Feb 4 1914 Feb 18 1914 and Feb 19 1914 for various sellers.
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Jersey
Legin
Guy Rudy
Jacob A. Moser
Fresh Oysters and More at Goudy’s Grocery
A grocery notice lists Fresh Oysters Dressed Chickens Cranberries Olives Etc at Goudy’s Grocery. An NY physician warns about thin stockings and soles for women, and advises treating a cold early. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is advertised as effective safe for coughs and colds and sold by all dealers.
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Goudy
New York
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Rochester, N.Y
Baltzly Company
Massillon
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National Baik