Man With Faulty Memory Tested in Court
A defense witness dodged questions for over an hour about an event from four or five years earlier. The lawyer pressed for memory, but the witness recalled only vague details and could not quote his past thoughts. The cross examiner urged the witness to state what he thinks now about what he thought then.
Cyclopedia pitch fools gullible colonel who rides
A canvasser praises a cyclopedia to a colonel by claiming it helps his fine sons. The colonel, proud of his boys, concedes and faces a blunt retort when the salesman jokes about “riding” the boys’ needs. Also a country visit recounts city children amused by cows returning home. A boy warns Dorothy not to drink milk from a cow, claiming it is unfit.
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Wealth Problems: Why Money Eludes Most People
The passage argues that many struggle with wealth because those who earn it lack retention skills, while those who save fail to acquire more. It suggests a cycle where knowledge of earning and saving does not coincide, leaving wealth scarce for many.
Qualities of Wit and Humor Across The Atlantic View
A writer in The Atlantic distinguishes wit as intellectual and humor as emotional. He describes wit as recognizing resemblance and humor as perceiving incongruity between ideal and fact, noting the moral gap often present and the element of pleasant surprise in both. A farmer’s tale about an old horse illustrates incongruity between expectation and outcome.
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Atlantic
New England
Ten Years of Pain Ends for Mrs Emmerich in Napoleon Ohio
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich of Clinton Street Napoleon Ohio suffered fifteen years with kidney trouble back pain poor eyesight and dizzy spells. After using Dean's Kidney Pills she found quick relief and was cured. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Millburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Russian Women Rally Soldiers to Spread Revolt
A young woman recalls joining efforts to win over soldiers after the university opened, noting that women are more effective than men in talking freedom to peasant troops. She warns that talking in barracks is dangerous, with courts martial and executions possible.
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Russia
Leroy Scott
Early marriages questioned in witty exchange
A Chicago News item records a quip between a co widow and a scanty haired bachelor. The widow asks about being an advocate of early marriages and the bachelor replies that he believes only in early marriages due to excuses for youthful follies.
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Chicago News
Wagner as a Curative Agent
Vernon Lee relays a tale of Wagner’s headhache relief and its hypnotic effect. The sound is described as clearing the air and lulling the listener into a dream where only hearing remains.
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Wagner
Vernon Lee
Dental Drawing Room Sign Teaches Name Caution
A dentist recalls testing the impact of a grand sign. The “dental drawing room” name frightened away casual patrons while “dental parlor” restored transient business, proving names can harm as well as help. The tale urges evaluating branding from multiple perspectives.
Iron Hooks In Tenement Starkly Defy Use
A description from an East Side tenement notes Russian immigrants installing a wall of iron hooks, arranged oddly so nothing can be hung properly. The most educated resident seemed puzzled by the setup as the scene stays reversed and confusing.
John Ruskin on building a personal book collection
The quote urges young women to rapidly assemble a practical life library through strict economy. It extols a growing, purposeful set of books as essential room furniture, each volume with a fixed place like a statue in a niche.
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John Ruskin
Neighborly Eyes Close to Imperfection
A husband admits his flaws while his wife quips that even closed eyes would not dull the neighbors' view into their lives. The exchange captures social scrutiny and marital dynamics in a witty, domestic moment.
Sleep and health determinants in indoor workers
The passage argues that only with ample sleep in favorable indoor conditions can workers approach the health of outdoorsmen who thrive in natural conditions. It emphasizes contrasting indoor routines with outdoor environments as a determinant of well being.
Rheumatism Remedy Promoted in New York Paper
A well known authority outlines a home Rheumatism recipe using Fluid Extract Dandelion, compound Karyon, and Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla to be taken after meals and at night. The article notes the ingredients are inexpensive vegetable extracts and claims regular use can relieve pain and swelling without stomach harm. It adds druggists can mix the prescription on request.
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New York
Real Hoss Race Described From The Country Fair
A vivid excerpt from The Country Fair by David Lansing in Outing depicts a ragged racehorse strapped and garbed to the limit. A gray pony labeled the old cripple overloaded with fast aids provokes neighborly humor as the driver fights the rigging to get under way.
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David Lansing
Outing
Baby’s Severe Sores Healed by Cuticura Remedies
Mrs Egbert Sheldon recalls her one and a half year old son’s skin sores covering face arms and chest. After long suffering he wore cloths to stop scratching and nearly wasted away. Two months of Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured all sores with no relapses. April 22, 1905 Woodville Connecticut.
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Egbert Sheldon
Woodville, Conn
Paris gown and Japanese views on a kiss and christening mishap
A Japanese college student recalls the kiss as a new Western custom in aristocratic circles while recounting a christening scene. She reflects on initial shock and eventual acceptance and notes a toddler bluntly remarking during the ceremony.
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Paris
Japan
Quarryman Charged After Eyewitness Evidence
An English quarry worker faced assault charges after a case went to court. An eyewitness described the incident in a vivid if humorous style, saying the attacker used a pick as a weapon and nearly killed his mate. The witness repeated the line, “he tuk a pick an' he tuk a pick,” illustrating the blow by blow sequence.
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Cour
Cure Deafness by Constitutional Remedies Warned
An advertising notice claims deafness arises from inflamed Eustachian tubes and catarrh. It promises a cure or $100 for any deafness due to catarrh not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, and urges sending for free circulars from J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio. Also promotesVall's Family Pills for constipation.
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J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Drugegtats
Vail
Circus Ad Vance Agent Applicant Claims Stirring Up Life
An interviewer questions a circus job applicant who boasts of stirring up life. The man asserts experience, saying he drives a street sweeper and stirs up millions of germs daily, promising energy for the position.
A Black Stable Hand in New York Gossip and Plague Notes
A Blue Grass hostler finds work in a New York stable and chats with the household about life and a southern master. An Italian in the North China Daily News urges plague prevention by rats, fleas, and reviving the Egyptian cult of cats. A joke asks whether a thoroughbred colt or a ten dollar bill runs faster after being broken.
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New York
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North China Daily News
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Commencement Essay Sparks Talk on Ambition and Ice Cream
In a light exchange, Mr. Comrox recalls his daughter's June commencement essay. He notes the youth shows interest in lofty fate more than ice cream soda, though she is not truly devoted to either.
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