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Newspaper

The Clermont Courier

Location

Batavia, Ohio, United States of America

Date

Nov 22, 1899

Page

2

The Undertaker's Lot A Tale of a Sad Undertaker Comic

The undertaker speaks in a plaintive voice about the limits of humor in his trade. He recalls a life in showmanship before entering funeral work and laments that advertising and smiles have no place in his line. He explains the need for a perpetual sorrowful demeanor and the irony of his vocation.

Hanna Tom Collins Tomer Long Island Brown Jones Green

White Man Questions Longevity of Uncle Shinpaugh

A judge records a humorous exchange where a White Man asks why Uncle Shinpaugh has lived so long. The uncle replies that he never died, delivering the punchline with a drawl and wit.

Uncle Shinpaugh

Frien' insult sparks community clash in Washington Star

A quoted exchange shows a feud sparked by an insult to a friend. The neighbor calls another man the most insignificant person in the community, prompting tensions as the dispute unfolds in local circles.

Pygmalion Aphrodite

Joke Card Offers Age Gap Advice From Chicago Record

A humorous snippet from the Chicago Record describes a man sending a dollar to a woman for a recipe, receiving only a card that reads a cheeky warning to associate with women twenty years older than himself. The item highlights playful press satire.

Jank Young Chicago Record

Portrait painter on Dewey inspires a fake fame tale

A young studio teller recalls a tale of a signwriter offering huge pay to mass produce Dewey portraits. The artist allegedly painted hundreds of life size Deweys for clients then a family commission led to a four legged Dewey horse. The tale ends with the painter entering a sanitarium.

Dewey Gibraltar Deweys N. Y

Gasoline Fear Mocked by Boy with Cigarette on Train

A painter’s boy aboard a Chicago elevated train carries a gasoline can and smokes as the car nears the Ritchie paper box factory ruins. Passengers panic at the risk, but the boy dismisses safety concerns, claiming daily experience with gasoline. The incident ends as he exits at a loop station.

Western Avenue Green Street Ritchie Chicago Inter Ocean

Apple and Ginger Preserves and Ginger Spice Batter

Home Magazine offers a conserve recipe using apples and sliced ginger with sugar and water simmered to a syrup, then jarred. A separate batter combines cream, molasses, soda, ginger, salt, graham and white flour to form a stiff batter baked in a moderately hot oven.

Home Magazine

Sulu Sultana Crafts Royal Flag and Courtly Life

A Sulu sultana makes a red blue flag with four stars and a central sultan star, while detailing the dattos and procession customs. The article contrasts Sulu rites with Manila insurgent flags, and ends with musings on glass vases and flower stems.

Sulu Archipelago Sulu Jom Manila Aguinaldo Lolo N. Y

Types of Women and Their View of Men, by Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The article outlines several archetypes of women and their attitudes toward men. It contrasts the bitter defender of male enemies with the free spirited comrade and the mercenary gold digger, then celebrates the romantically devoted type and ends with a quaint anecdote about an elderly woman and her flirtatious habits.

How to Stick In Hatpins From Woman's Life

Instructions on securing hatpins in various hairstyles with low hair, coil updos, and different hats. Use two pins for high coils and thread pins through trimming to avoid exposing straw. Pins should pass over the head top and penetrate the opposite hat side for a firm, invisible hold, applicable to sailor hats too.

Simple Linen Care Aids Improve Table Prospects

A round wooden form with flannel or paper wraps serves to roll linens for smooth presentation. Rolling a tablecloth after a two-lengthwise fold prevents criss-cross creases, enhancing appearance more than excessive folding.

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