Oddities and observations from an early 20th century column
A collage of quips on meat, eggs, fashion, politics, and travel. Notes range from hens laying eggs at low prices, pickled horse meat, and veal, to a new 16 inch gun, airship permissions, and a Harvard wireless marriage proposal in Honolulu. The piece weaves comic, observational, and international curiosities with hints of social trends and world news.
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Harvard
Honolulu
New Jersey Magisterial Figure Faces Parental Heroism
A New Jersey magistrate sends his own son to jail in a nod to stern parental resolve. Two men plan to run Niagara's whirlpool in a motor boat, chasing a thrill that captivates adventurous minds like polar expeditions.
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New Jersey
Niagara
North Pole
Little Mother of Prisons A Memory of White Roses
Maud Ballington Booth recalls a Swed ish Upsala journey where she spoke to 1 609 of 2 000 students, winning their trust and vows to reform. A boy who gave roses in Upsala later becomes a Sing Sing inmate, shaping Booths resolve to continue prison ministry.
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Maud Ballington Booth
New York
Volunteer
League
Upsala
Sweden
Good Enough Dialogue Between George and Darling
A concise dialogue excerpt where George asks if he is good enough for Darling and Darling replies that he is too good for any other girl. The exchange centers on worth and devotion in a romantic pair.
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George
Darling
PERUNA Reported To Relieve Nine Month Backache
Mrs Joseph Lacelle of Ottawa East Ontario states she suffered nine months with backache and headache until taking Peruna. She says the medicine is far better than any other for these troubles and a few bottles lifted her from a miserable half dead condition.
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Joseph Lacelle
Bronson
Ottawa
East
Ontario
Canada
Peruna
Saw Chance To Make Money On Canal Rescue
Solomon and Moses, strolling beside the canal, read a notice offering five shillings to whoever rescues a drowning man. They arrange a staged fall and a rescue, sharing the stakes. Sol dives deep, cries for Moses, who hesitates recalling the notice offering ten shillings for a dead body.
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Solomon
Moses
Sol
London
Notorious Romance Sparks at Bluepoint Cafe Reunion
The pair recalled meeting two years earlier at Bluepoint on Long Island during a dinner. He described the moment they first met in three feet of water when he rescued her from danger, turning their friendship into romance. He then ordered wine, joking that their watery start need not define their future.
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Upsala
Sweden
Switzerland
Europe
Bluepoint
L. I
Letters Recommend Postum For Health Benefits
A reader testimonial praises Postum noting improved nursing mother strength and increased breast milk supply. The writer describes a sickly five year old improving after Postum and stresses proper boiling for good taste. They urge sharing the letter and mention The Road to Wellville and the slogan There’s a Reason.
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Wellville
Not a Betting Man in New York Weekly
A humorous dialogue notes a wife’s certainty her husband Boe never bets, claiming she has checked his pockets repeatedly and found no money for gambling. The item reflects society’s views on prudence and superstition in racing culture.
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New York Weekly
Baseball Jests Hit Hard On Field Banter
A playful dig from a fan echoes in a sports crowd as Willie, who just caught the ball, hears a quip about his potential batting prowess. The exchange blends humor with rival banter typical of game day.
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Willie
Puck
Woman Defends Fashion Bargain Amid Husband’s Outrage
A wife parries her husband’s scorn as she boasts a sixty dollar gown, insisting extravagance is personal sin yet an expense she plans to bear. The exchange unfolds in verse from Young’s Magazine.
No Ability to Put One Over
A quip about a husband burdening his wife with all his expenses. The joke contrasts his lack of vices with his wife’s apparent costly tastes seen at the opera. The exchange reflects social humor on marriage finance.
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Young’s
The Cowardly Egg Cowardly Egg Quip
A martyred statesman recalls a base cowardly egg thrown at him as he spoke. A fresh young man asks what egg it is and the answer defines it as one that hits and then runs.
How About Her Husband's Wife Quip
A witty exchange about marriage and routine appears in a magazine dialogue. One character notes her husband kissed him last night while another jokes that Wednesday is the night his husband dines with his affinity, playing on domestic double standards.
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Young’s Magazine
No Luxuries Gebhardt So They Have Been Happy in Marriage
In Young's Magazine a light exchange notes that a couple have stayed married not due to wealth but contentment. Carsone comments that they were never rich enough to consider divorce, underscoring frugal happiness.
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Gebhardt
Carsone
Young’s Magazine
Wealthy or not Stella Are They?
A playful exchange references wealth with a sharp remark about giving a baby an auto tire to cut its teeth, attributed to Harper's Bazaar style.
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Stella
Bella
Baby
Harper’s Bazar
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