Weather and headlines mix in a satirical column
A light column surveys global and local absurdities from mass killings in the Balkans to strawberries in decline. It jokes about reformed spelling weather, a New York wife sale, and a blue rose, while noting public laziness and civic efforts from California ladybugs to Cleveland policing.
Dog settles with Lohengrin march trick
A New Jersey man found his dog calms at night when he plays the Lohengrin wedding march on his phonograph. He suggests trying the Lohengrin piece to hush cats that yowl on the porch.
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New Jersey
Eagles Raid Ranches as Birds Gather Food for Young
Reported in Seattle and across the Cascades. Bald eagles raid farms carrying off poultry and lambs while attacking people. Incidents from April include a hunter scratched in North Yakima and a stage driver injured near Hartford. A mass of items notes widespread eagle activity and nest-building in the Olympic foothills. Fields mention Mason county poultry thefts and a Blaine county lamb surrender to eagles. A Seattle dog catcher shot a large bald eagle near the pound cages.
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Seattle
Wash
Cascade
Olympic Mountains
George Hartman
North Yakima
Eagle
Hartford
Brinnon
Mason County
Blaine County
Pacific
Cascade Mountains
Henry Gregg
Alaska Tale Brings Humorous Claim to Light
Henry M. Hoyt former Alaska district attorney and current Porto Rico attorney general told a House committee about Alaska farming in Nome. He joked that cucumbers and lettuce grow by planting seeds near exhaust pipes of the electric light plant and staking claims with cards in steam clouds. The room paused before adjourning.
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Washington
Henry M. Hoyt
Porto Rico
Alaska
House
Nome
Curtiss Predicts Airplanes Soon Rule Naval War
Aviator Glenn H. Curtiss argues future wars will be decided by swarms of light aeroplanes rather than dreadnoughts. He says a fleet of 200 planes carrying bombs could wipe out a battleship from 20 miles away, with airships replacing heavy steel warships as the era ends. He cites air power tests, cost comparisons, and foreign experiments as proof that nations will shift to aircraft fleets soon.
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New York
Glenn H. Curtiss
Florida
Mr. Curtiss
New Jersey
Old Shag the Buffalo Loses To Joe Allard in Fierce Rivalry
Houston banker C E Lenander recounts a dramatic fight between two bison, Old Shag and Joe Allard. After a two day battle in which Old Shag is defeated, Joe Allard emerges victorious though both beasts suffer severe injuries. The narrative ends with Lenander reflecting on the aged bull's decline.
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Houston, Tex
C. E. Lenander
Bancroft
Mr. Lenander
Joe Allard
Choose Husband by Science lecture at Bedford College
Prof W M Inge spoke to Bedford college girl students on choosing a husband scientifically through eugenics. He urged health certificates before marriage, noted eugenic insight aids in avoiding degenerate mates, and warned English stock could decline in three generations if trends continue. Alimony case granted wife extra to cover horse expenses.
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London
Bedford College
W. M. Inge
Eugenes
Inge
New York
Hugh A. Todd
Plainfield
N. J
Howell
Newark
Sarah
Todd
Atatutes
Old Wreck Yields Coins From Hungarian Loss
The Hazlewood brings coins from the 1860 Hungarian steamer wreck near Barring Nova Scotia. United States and English silver pieces were recovered after more than fifty years underwater, rust covered but otherwise good. Divers continue work as souvenir hunters seize artifacts.
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Halifax
N. S
Hazlewood
Barring
United States
London Targets White Plague With Dispensary Campaign
London medical authorities wage war on consumption with a 1909 dispensary drive. They register all tuberculosis cases, send nurses to homes, and educate on sanitation while hospitalizing patients as needed. The aim is prevention and later near elimination, with King Edward backing the effort and Montreal’s dispenser opening noted.
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London
Edinburgh
R. W. Philip
America
France
Edward
Montreal
Beetle Hatpins Enter London Fashion Scene
Women embrace insect motifs as real beetle hatpin heads arrive in London. The tropical lamelli corn beetles, about inch and a half long, come in light green, dark green and copper hues. A Rhinoceros beetle option adds size and brown color.
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London
Regent Street
Man swallows teeth while gulping egg and beer
A Paterson man drank a raw egg mixed with beer and in his haste swallowed his false teeth. The incident occurred weeks ago and investigators seek to determine whether the fear was of the egg or the beer.
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Paterson
Newark News
Hear Heart Seats Miles Away On Telephone Test
Professor Milne and four doctors on the Isle of Wight tested a new device using a stethoscope with a telephone relay to hear a woman's heartbeat from London. The system magnified minute sounds for remote listening as part of the experiment.
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London
Milne
Isle of Wight
Coca Cola Baseball Record Book of 1910 Offer
Coca Cola Co offers the 1910 Coca Cola Baseball Record Book containing Casey at the Bat and schedules for both leagues, plus a booklet The Truth About Coca Cola. The package costs 2c postage and advertises Coca Cola as cooling and refreshing at soda fountains and bottles.
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Casey
Coca Cola
Coca Cola Co
Atlanta
Boy visits country milk farm as Uncle Hezzie milks four faucets
A Washington Heights dairy dealer recalls his eight year old son’s first country trip. Willie watches Uncle Hezekiah milk a cow and jokes that he has finished two faucets and started on the other two.
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Washington Heights
Willie
Hezekiah
Hezzie
Hall's Catarrh Cure Warranty of Diagnosis in Toledo
Frank J Cheney signs an oath for the firm J Cheney Co of Toledo pledging to pay $100 for each catarrah case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. The document, dated December 6, 1536, notes the remedy works through the blood and mucous surfaces and urges readers to send for testimonials. Hall's Catarrh Cure is sold by druggists and Hall's Family Pills are recommended for constipation.
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Frank J. Cheney
He & Senicener
F. J. Cugnrr & Co
Toledo
Hall
Frank J Cheney
A. W. Gleason
Notasyr Pus
Tree
Envying Courage Over Voice at the Concert
A dialogue from a dim corridor scene at a concert hall contrasts envy of a singer’s courage with ridicule of his voice. One man notes the singer’s tremendous courage as the reason to envy, not the quality of the singing.
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Ladies’ Home Journal
Hair color question from coal mine lesson
A Suffolk schoolmistress tells pupils she once worked in a coal mine to make a lesson engaging. A boy asks if that work caused her hair to turn black, prompting a humorous exchange.
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Suffolk
England
Made His Reputation
Harker jokes about Bilking’s boastful self image while Parker notes Bilking’s only sportsman claim was a three year old goose chase. Morley quotes reflect social duty and the fear that good men are forgotten if their deeds fade.
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Harker
Bilking
Parker
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