Wayward Notes From a Busy Newspaper Page
A jumble of quips and commentary from a 1910s Sidney Telegram page lampoons topics from hookworms to taxicabs. It weaves social jests about Menelik, fashion, airlines, and edible roses with scattered observations on politics, weather, and everyday life.
Germs Found to Live Forty Days in Milk Butter 151 in Buttermilk
Washington reports the Department of Agriculture found typhoid germs remained active in milk for forty days and in butter for 151 days when kept under ordinary market conditions. Tests showed dairy products can spread infection, prompting a call to sterilize milk before sale or processing.
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Department of Agriculture
Washington
Department
Henry J. Washburn
Marine Hospital Service
Women’s shoe sizes across colleges reveal varied averages
A New York shoe dealer studies collegiate feet, noting Barnard averages smaller than most schools, with No 2 shoes common. Missouri coeds lead with about 4B, Vassar and Radcliffe average 3B, Wellesley at 4C, and some Missouri pairs reach 7B.
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New York
Barnard College
University of Missouri
Vassar
Radcliffe
Wellesley
Flood Devastates Northwest New South Wales and Drowns Family
Reports from Sydney describe ferocious floods in Tamworth Narrabri Wee Waa Moree Warialda and surrounding towns. A mayor and others endured days on roofs as boats were built to rescue families and supply relief funds rapidly grew into thousands of pounds. The disaster echoed 1864 floods with swift communal action mending bridges roads and communications.
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Sydney
Australia
New South Wales
Tamworth
Narrabri
Wee Waa
Moree
Warialda
Gwydir
Boston Driver Survives Two Electric Shocks After Wallet Find
Joseph F. McInnis, a driver for an ice concern in Boston, was shocked twice in quick succession. He first found a wallet with $1,800 and minutes later the wallet owner appeared, reclaimed the money, and rewarded McInnis with a five-cent cigar.
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Boston
Joseph F. McInnis
McInnis
Cancer in fishes debated by experts and Taft message
London reports quote cancer experts disputing Mr Tafts request for a 50000 dollar investigation into cancer in fishes. They argue goitre linked thyroid disease, not cancer, and that cancer in fish is rare and not infectious, with no epidemic justification.
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London
Taft
Congress
Bashford
Imperial Cancer Research Fund
Golitre
British Empire
Invasion of Teddy Bugs Terrifies Plainfield Residents
Plainfield Connecticut reports a swarm of large teddy bugs attacking apples pears and gardens. The buzzing insects forced women and children indoors and darkened lanterns as residents fled. Specimens were sent to Yale for classification.
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Plainfield
Conn
Yale
Sea Lions Reported In Galveston Channel
A school of sea lions was observed in the Galveston ship channel between the government jetties by Captain Prendergast on the dredge Galveston. This marks the first reported sighting in these waters.
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Galveston
Tex
Prendergast
United States
Stop CASCARETS Rec A Box For A Week’s Treatment
Aud 2. Biggest seller in the world. Million boxes a month.
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Cascarets
For the Critics Creston Clark and his stance on art
Creston Clark, derided as a serious actor, voiced a sharp critique of critics in Asheville and Philadelphia. He urged evaluating artists as they are, not reshaping them to fit personal tastes, recalling a farm urchin’s cruel taunt as a cautionary tale.
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Creston Clark
Asheville
America
Philadelphia
Old Men in Responsibility in Business Staffing
An English observer criticizes the American practice of placing young men in top roles. He notes in contrast that in England elder staff provide reliability and stability. Dyke & Sons of Somerset, England, employs 66 workers with long service records including many with 30 to 50 years of loyalty.
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Messrs. Dyke & Sons
Somerset
England
Twelve apostles and a plea for pitchers
A Sunday school teacher asks Sam for the twelve apostles. Sam cannot answer but offers a practical alternative, saying he can call off all the pitchers in the league teams, reflecting a playful rural mood from Harper's Magazine.
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Sam
Harper's Magazine
Barker Scheme for Alimony Belted in New Idea
Novel concept proposed in Sunday Magazine features a plan where alimony would be paid by both parties if a marriage ends in failure. The illustration explains how the mutual obligation would operate and the potential financial safeguards involved.
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Barker
Parker
Illustrated Sunday Magazine
Extravagant Fellow Spends His Own Money? In Washington
A Kansas City Journal quip notes a Washington figure as extravag ant and wastes funds as if it were government money, highlighting partisan critique of fiscal behavior. The remark frames a debate over personal versus public spending and accountability.
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Washington
Kansas City Journal
Freshman Goes to Exam Room For Appendicitis Check
A freshman jokes with a classmate about an upcoming appointment with Dr Cuttem to check for appendicitis. Billie insists there will be no fuss, claiming he never passes exams on the first try.
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Billie
Harper's Weekly
Sarcasm in the Box and a Threatened House altercation
A courtroom dialogue from the Boston Tran script shows a judge questioning a plaintiff about a domestic dispute. The plaintiff acknowledges his wife may have seized a weapon but suggests she may have only raised a flatiron to calm things, underscoring uncertainty in the incident description.
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Flatiron
Boston Transcript
Hornet Nest Stirred in Boston Herald Quip
A Boston Herald cartoon caption warns that stirring a hornet nest invites a sting, implying trouble for the next person who meddles. The quip echoes a cautionary sentiment about provoking backlash.
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Boston Herald
First Day Quirk in School as Jorge Washington
A youth named Jorge Washington enters public school on his first day. The teacher asks if he aims to be like George Washington, and the boy insists he already is Jorge Washington, refusing to change identity. The piece, taken from Youth's Companion, highlights early school culture and cultural perception.
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George Washington
George
Yassum
Jorge Washington
Warm Weather Is Coming Delinquent Subscriber Death Joke
A dying subscriber jokes with the editor about seeing a blaze in ten minutes after the editor asks how he feels. The exchange suggests a morbid humor tone in a light feature.
Word spelling halts dictate time in busy office
A bustling man laments constant typewriter interruptions asking how words are spelled. He says the time loss hurts discipline more than pace, quoted by the Washington Star.
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Washington Star
A Reminder. Querterly's Voyage Past Cape Horn
Lukbacher recalls a boyhood memory as Quarterly jokes about a voyage around Cape Horn. He admits the trip reminded him of his first cigar, a reflection sparked by the earlier voyage.
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Querterly
Cape Horn
Lukbacher
Chicago News
What Accounted for It Bad Debt Collector
A humorous Brooklyn Life vignette depicts a debt collector demanding to see the husband. The housewife replies he’s away, prompting the collector to claim that explains it as he notices the man’s far away lock through the window. The exchange satirizes social dynamics in urban life.
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Brooklyn
Not Our Language Briggins Praises Baby Speech Remark
A Washington Star snippet notes Briggins saying his wife claims their youngest child can speak. He adds the child seems to take to a speech he likens to a foreign tongue or esperanto.
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Briggins
Washington Star
Considerable Difference in Bridge Prizes and Gambling
The St Louis Post Dispatch notes a debate on playing bridge for prizes versus gambling for money. It argues money traded for games has tangible value while prize-based play differs in intent and legality.
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Post
Parker
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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