Hatpin Peril in Opping District
A reader recounts a near-miss in the opping district as a Merry Widow hat danger caused a close eye incident. The exchange hints at fashion and safety concerns centered on a popular style.
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Newspaper
Sidney Telegraph
Location
Sidney, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Jul 18, 1908
Page
2
A reader recounts a near-miss in the opping district as a Merry Widow hat danger caused a close eye incident. The exchange hints at fashion and safety concerns centered on a popular style.
A wife urges her husband John to save the money wasted on cigars but he refuses saying saving would lead her to spend it elsewhere. The exchange highlights frugal tensions in domestic life.
A fragmented dialogue features a pretend inn sentence about Little Alice crying a protest about an inn style death and Bluffwood boasting of a machine and a man with a suit lampoon. A bald man proposes a daily paper without advertisements claiming huge circulation from bargain hunting wives.
A brief dialog shows She-Cholly Shallowpate eager to join the fashionable crowd. He is optimistic about success, while another character believes his appearance might suffice.
A humorous exchange unfolds with an impecunious man asking for employment as a clerk. The merchant declines due to insufficient business, noting he would be idle much of the time. The man then proposes they spend time together if hired.
Mr Ring claims his head is clear as a bell because nothing is in it but his tongue, a remark attributed to Son Pa and Pa in the New York Tribune.
Hyker asks why Pyker quit smoking, Pyker says to marry a rich widow. Hyker questions the link, Pyker explains the widow’s terms require Pyker to give up his own needs, and Hyker remains unconvinced.
A landlord grumbles that the soup is nothing special while a comedian boarder, peering into the thin mixture, complains aloud and announces he is kicking. The exchange happens in a shared lodging setting and centers on a disputed bowl.
A man laughs loudly at the theater and a woman cries openly when moved by a performance. The piece contrasts male and female emotional responses to stage events.
Eva asks about old prints showing column belles and their beaux. Jack responds that the drawings remind him of how the girls kept men in line, noting that even then they knew how to string the men.
Clancy and Rooney discuss rumors of Cassidy's landlord dying after asking for rent. The brief exchanges suggest a fatal outcome linked to the rent dispute.
A quarrel between a wife and husband centers on a past remark about finding two people compatible in marriage. The exchange reveals lingering doubts as they recall a line spoken before their wedding and question its meaning now.
John Burroughs argues in Outing Magazine that dogs and horses show less wit than wild relatives like foxes and wolves due to long human companionship. He contends domestication stalls mental growth, as training humanizes animals without boosting their natural intellect.
A factory boss scolds a boy practicing bayonet drill with a brush on the top floor. After a box on the ear the lad falls down an eight story hoist shaft but grips the brush and chain to slide to safety. The boss, anxious, groans that he is too slow to be a soldier and jokes he can descend stairs faster than the boy falls.
The article describes eight feet of ice on the ocean and persistent snow in Arctic regions. It notes how 9 degrees can feel warm for skating and details brutal, monotone nights, vivid sunrises, and harsh conditions that blister skin, inflame lips, and cause thirst for travelers.
The London Standard notes Chichester’s chief magistrate with a gold mounted malacca cane of office while Guildford’s mayor holds a queen Elizabeth presented stick. York’s Lord and Lady Mayors carry silver mounted oak staves famed for centuries and Ripon retains a horn blower who signals three nightly blasts at 9 o’clock before the mayor’s residence.
The long standing custom of hats in the British House of Commons is fading while Lords members still wear head coverings. Conservatives decry the change as a breach of decorum though Commons practice weakens.
Mr. Stubb cites a scientific paper claiming petrified remains of prisoners discovered in excavated Roman prisons. Mrs. Stubb replies with a pun about hardened criminals, light dialogue between the couple.
Scientists report a fish from Guatemala that has two pairs of eyes one set above water and one set below. The dual eye arrangement allows the creature to see well in both air and water environments.
The Louisville Courier Journal notes cautious retrenchment stating that despite cutbacks some units retain an operational auto. The piece highlights ongoing efficiency and resource retention amid belt tightening.
In a rural racing tale, a driver named Morey compels a mare to perform, showcasing skill and grit as crowds cheer the steady pace and determined action. The scene centers on crowd energy, the animal’s training, and the driver’s resolve in a single vivid moment.
Advice on growing melons including Rocky Ford and Indiana Sweetheart with soil and moisture tips. Also reports Forestry Bureau on turpentine from yellow pine waste via steam distillation and impending supply concerns. Mentions a milk cooler design with a thin sheet and cold water inlet.
An agricultural device helps farmers select seed by removing small kernels from corn ears. The corn tipper, resembling a pencil sharpener with a toothed interior cone, spins to cut away small seeds, leaving larger kernels for ground planting and improved crop quality.
A preacherly guide emphasizes true Christian virtue by examining the apple barrel from top to bottom. It argues skill in pruning, grading fruit, and careful summer pruning between June 15 and July 10 yields better prices, warning that careless tools and sheer planting without care ruin crops.
The guide notes soil rich enough for potatoes will grow good strawberries. Use chip dirt or well rotted manure with potash and rock phosphate a year before planting. Elevate beds for drainage and avoid standing water. keep moisture ample but not excessive.
A note discusses using mulphate of iron to kill mustard weeds by spraying grain fields. The idea, described as gaining attention, notes the method aims to reduce weed growth and improve crop health.
Professors Stewart and Atwood from the West Virginia Experiment Station report no direct financial gain from feeding grain to grazing cows. Although grain-fed cows often look in better flesh and produce more milk, the higher output generally does not cover the grain cost. Similar studies from other stations support the conclusion that unless dairy product prices are unusually high, pasture grain feeding is not profitable.
M E Pennington of the Bureau of Chemistry reports milk held near freezing showed a continual rise in bacteria for five to six weeks. Populations reached hundreds of millions per cubic centimeter, occasionally exceeding the Dillion mark. Milk never froze solid, yet formed small ice crystals after ten to fourteen days. No odor or taste indicated high bacterial content, and heating did not produce curd until the end.
L L Risley advises farmers to plant sweet corn patches near pig farms to provide early green feed. By choosing early varieties and staggering two to three plots, green feed will be available by July and continued by successive crops. Follow the corn with millet or cow peas for dairy feed to maintain supply.
A farmer remarks that his new hired man acts like a bookkeeper, noting he hides the pitchfork behind his car whenever he stops work for a few minutes, a humorous exchange from Woman's Home Companion.
The guide instructs burning old wood of raspberries and blackberries. For raspberries when new wood is 18 inches high, pinch to promote side growth. For blackberries wait until the canes reach 3 feet before pinching to encourage lateral growth.
Scattered trees in fence corners serve as breeding grounds for insect pests and deserve as much care as orchard trees to prevent spread and damage.
The article cites chief causes as working a colt young, fast driving on slippery roads, and jerking or running the colt mechanics.
A collage of 1904 era items covers economics in Ireland and England, Japanese territorial gains, a Hindu temple in San Francisco, Lambeth Conference figures, London wealth measurements, a Roosevelt anecdote with Pete the bulldog, and reflections on child upbringing amid rapid European travel, all highlighting global tensions, reform, and cultural comparisons.
A Washington Post piece notes how a 13 year old girl grows up valuing wealth and status through yearly gift pearls from a wealthy grandmother. The birthday tradition centers on material gain, shaping the child’s view of life and joy around expensive presents.
An East Hentley trolley ride erupts as a self important matron clashes with a Dublin washerwoman over seating. A disembarking pale youth watches as laughter spreads and the car fills with humor at the matron’s expense.
In a building, a third floor committee member asks a resident to sell a flute while a second floor member offers to buy a baby. The exchange appears as a humorous Tid-Bits style vignette set in Brooklyn.
A fragment from The Catholic Standard and Times features a quip about a self-made man and a joke on voices. It then shifts to a note about a woman who wants neighbors to think her husband is involved in an unspecified incident.
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