Hidden Bracelet Save Delivers Laughing Old-Time Crime Tale
A man and his daughter are robbed by a masked bandit on a road. The bandit leaves with valuables but fails to find the diamond bracelet hidden in the daughter's mouth. The father quips they should have brought Mama to save the horse and buggy.
All or Nothing The Mountaineer’s Ultimatum
A barefoot young suitor asks for the mountaineer’s daughter’s hand. The elder blocks the match, declaring the choice must be all or nothing, forcing a stark ultimatum.
Jokes on Judgment and Names in a Tiny Town
A quip about Julius the wise who gains judgment from bad experiences, and a playful tale of Betty Jean choosing a husband. The mother notes George should mean business as she jokes about names meaning things.
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Julius
George
Betty Jean
Philip
James
Needlecraft Patterns Square for Doilies or Scarf
Pattern 7316 provides directions for a pinwheel square suitable for doilies or a scarf. Readable instructions guide the project from start to finish with step by step shaping and stitch counts.
Simple Home Crafts And Safety Tips For Readers
Fold a dishcloth twice to form a square and crochet a bright edge for a washable pot holder or table mat. When unplugging appliances pull the plug, not the cord, and grasp firmly. To cut raisins use old scissors dipped in hot water. If adding a room avoid moving the bathroom and watch building lines to prevent neighbor disputes and costly plumbing work.
Figure of a Train Fare Bargain by the Hour
A passenger criticizes a slow uncomfortable branch line with costly per mile fare. The conductor replies that while the mile rate is high, the fare is a strong value when calculated by the hour.
Better See the Barber Delights Readers with Witty Exchange
A humorous exchange appears in a snippet where a speaker boasts memory for faces and a barber reveals a lost shaving mirror, prompting a light moment in the page. The dialogue showcases dry wit and character contrast.
Prize Winners in $100,000 Fram Contest Announced
Five contestants won the top prizes in the Fram Prize contest. Lloyd E. Matthews Jr. of Muskogee Oklahoma took first with a Lincoln sedan. D Barr of Lakewood Ohio won second for a Studebaker sedan. Margaret Bernhard of Columbus Ohio claimed third in a Mercury sedan. J Marshall Singer of Toronto Ontario earned fourth with a Ford sedan. William D. Bramham of Taft California captured fifth in a Crosley sedan.
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Lincoln
Lloyd E. Matthews Jr
North St
Muskogee
Oklo
Studebaker
Toronto
Ont
Crosley
William D. Bramham
Tyler St
Taft, Calif
Sticky hands joke at birthday party exit
A sister guiding Little Margie home notes her sister’s sticky hands and jokes that hers would be sticky after tasting chiffon pie, a cream puff, and a chocolate éclair. The playful exchange captures a lighthearted moment after a birthday party.
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Margie
Elimination Process Joke At School Reports Naughty Word
An eight year old student quotes a teacher dismissing a naughty word as not encouraged. The parent asks for the exact term and the teacher offers to reveal all bad words when encountered.
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Ronald
Good Enough He Am I Good Enough for You
The fragment shows a dialogue line about self-worth and romance, with one character asking if they are good enough and the other replying that they are not but too good for anyone else.
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