Humorous Snippets and Quips From an Expressed Page
A collection of wry observations and questions from a 20th century paper. Topics drift from Geronimo and go carts to egg bacteria and expensive London cups. The tone mixes irony about fashion, marriage, manners, and maritime prowess with light social commentary and curiosities.
Polished Talker Outshines His Own Dictionary
A wry note praises a polyglot whose many languages impress, yet hints the speaker alone struggles with fluency in even one. The line underscores the humor in linguistic mastery versus personal ease, reflecting a light cultural observation likely from a human interest column.
English woman wins international golf championship for ladies
An English woman captures the international golf title for women, noted as a strong outcome even without Miss Chrysanthemum of Japan in the field. The Boston Transcript is cited, pondering whether gypsy moths or firebugs rank as worse.
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Miss Chrysanthemum
Japan
The
Boston Transcript
Boston
Paderewski Makes Ailment Sound Grand Attributions
Paderewski cites myalgia in neck and right shoulder blades as a noble complaint. A famed pianist cannot endure merely a stiff neck. New York society ladies adopt a clever lip trend. An Englishman in Canada notes Canadians adopting American ways. Propinquity promises more changes with time.
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Canada
America Rules the Waves Too Fast to Notice
A concise quip notes how America leads on the ocean, with the Atlantic highlighted as first and dominant. The line slyly suggests that rapid progress keeps others from recognizing the full reach of American maritime power.
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America
Atlantic
Pittsburg Parent Seeks Medical Aid or Pension for Many Children
A Pittsburg mother of seven teen children seeks either medical aid or a pension. The father, not accused of non support, should receive consideration in the proceeding.
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Pittsburg
Prohibitionists and Drunkards Shown by Earl Wemyss
The Earl of Wemyss says prohibitionists are 67 years, drunkards 59 years and moderate drinkers 71 years. He states he will not be invited to address the next W C T U convention.
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Earl of
Ziegler Will Provision and Polar Captain Fiala
The will directs executors to locate Anthony Fiala, who led Ziegler’s last polar expedition, with no guarantee of success. Venus sets between 2 and 3 am this month, and late hours may be required for sighting. A poodle bite incident leads to a $500 rug charge in a landlord’s bill. W alt Whitman birthplace owner blocks a commemorative tablet, arguing Whitman was a poet.
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William Ziegler
Anthony Fiala
Ziegler
Walt Whitman
Whitman
Wheat yield in 1905 tops six hundred seventy million
Reports from the leading wheat states indicate that the general yield for 1905 will be 670,000,000 bushels, the largest since 1900. It is evident that any man thinking of cornering the wheat crop this year has an extensive task before him.
Lethal Heart Failure and Mysterious Deaths Across Iowa
A Council Bluffs man reports finding his wife dead from sudden heart failure after an inquest failed to reveal other causes. A Newton hearing tosses out an assault case. Reports include drownings in the Iowa River near Tama and in Davenport sloughs, a fatal self inflicted wound in Creston, and a gasoline explosion death in Fairfield. News covers jail escapes, bank deposits rising, state fair prizes, libel suits, robberies, wrecks, and local investigations from Osage to Ottumwa.
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John Trayes
Council Bluffs
William Sullivan
Willicm Hurley
Newton
Western Union
Sullivan
Hurley
Lowa
Tamu
W. C. Scott
Creston
Mary Bogner
Fairfield
Burlington
Alice Booker
West
Washington Street
Oskaloosa-Buxton Titer
Urban Railway Company
Oskaloosa
Tfenry White
Charles Lewis
Lee County
Taaviner
White
Argyle
Ile
Winchester
Lewis
State Fair Management
John Simpson
State Board of Agriculture
Tom Dennison
Omaha Daily News
Gan Bler
Thme
Omaha
van Ashland
Dennison
Record of Curious Facts From Aged Texts
The British Museum houses over 1 750 000 books with shelves stretching beyond sixty nine miles. A remark notes money would buy little contentment if sold. A huge plow near Bakersport California stands eighteen feet high, can furrow eight feet wide and six feet deep.
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British Museum
Bakersport
Cal
Disappears Was a Successful Young Attorney of the Capital City
Des Moines reports confusion over the sudden death or disappearance of Virgil H. White a prominent young lawyer and son of Fred White a two time Democratic gubernatorial candidate. His canoe trip Sunday night near Oak Park was followed by a overturned craft clothing found nearby and a search in Des Moines river with no body recovered.
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Des Moines
Virgil H. White
Fred White
Oak Park
White
Twenty-fifth Street
Flint Brick Works
James
Virgil White
Center Street
Cal Hall
Des Moines Man Faces Bigamy Charge In Court
Charles Yeager a 40 year old roofers agent faced bigamy charges in Justice Duncan's court. Minnie Yeager and Blanche De Carvill Yeager claimed to be his wives with seven years of shared union and a daughter and a son born in the marriage. Blanche vowed to prove the matrimony while Minnie declared her loyalty and innocence.
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Des Moines
Charles Yeager
Barrick & Son
Roofers
F. B. Duncan
Minnie Yeager
Yeager
Logan Hotel
Blanche de Carvill Yeager
West
Second Street
Omaha
Midland Chautauqua in Des Moines at reduced price
Des Moines reporters note Midland Chautauqua spending over 1500 dollars above normal for the Des Moines event. A host of speakers including Bryan Booker T. Washington Sam Jones McClary Syvenaga Holden and Gearhart will headline an eleven day program at affordable one dollar admission with out of town camping invited on the grounds at 354 Good Block.
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Des Moines
Bryan
Booker T
Washington
Sam Jones
McClary
Syvenaga
Holden
Gearhart
Midsland Chautauqua Circuit
Dee Moines
Des Moines May Be Feeding Place for Cattle
Reports to Secretary Wilson indicate Des Moines may be chosen by railroads as a feeding point for cattle. Farmers urge enforcement of the twenty four hour loading rule. Sioux City is already a selected site and others likely include St. Joseph Kansas City and Omaha.
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Des Moines
Wilson
Agricultural Department
Washington
Sioux City
St. Joseph
Kansas City
Omaha
Tragic Suicide of 18YearOld Virgil Stanley
Virgil Stanley, 18, of near Caledonia, after a failed marriage attempt in Bethany Missouri, shot himself with a shotgun at his brother Herbert Stanley's home. He left notes to his mother, sweetheart, and brother and asked to be buried in Shaha cemetery. He died two hours after the shot despite medical aid.
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Virgil Stanley
Iowa
Ary
Missouri
Herbert Stanley
Caledonia
Staney
Bethany
Shaha
Stanley
Herbert
Goodby
Iowa county kept dry after judge ruling in Bohsted suit
Judge Byington affirmed that Iowa County remains dry, reversing the board of supervisors finding that general consent for liquor sales was sufficient. The Bohsted versus Board of Supervisors case hinged on illegible and foreign signatures on the petition. Costs taxed to John I. Wilson.
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Iowa City
Byington
Iowa County
Board of Supervisors of
C. H. F. Bohsted
Snell
Sacred jewel worn by Empress Dowager in Mrs Conger gift
Mrs Edwin Conger now wears the sacred Chinese jewel torn from the Empress Dowager at a parting audience. The Empress reportedly gave the talisman for the journey home, symbolizing divine guidance. Mrs Conger described the scene as most affecting and noted her初lack of full understanding of the jewel’s history.
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Pekin
Burglars Loot Drug Store Then Smash Cash Register
In Bluffs on June 21 burglars stole $35 from the drug store of R. N. Anderson and loaded the register onto a hand-cart, then carried it seven blocks and smashed it. It is unclear if they sought more money or acted out of malice toward the owner.
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R. N. Anderson
Sioux City Men Implicated In Robbery Confession
Ed Willams confined in the Sioux Falls penitentiary for a robbery attempt on hermit Frank Bertran near Jefferson S C confesses implicating Morris Wlevich a Sioux City second hand dealer and Frank Ammerman his clerk. He says they helped plan the crime and he and a man named Torlelson carried out the work.
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Sioux City
Ed Willams
Sioux Falls
Frank Bertran
Mving
Jefferson
S. C
Morris Wlevich
Frank Ammerman
Torlelson
Miner Killed by Slate Fall at Cleveland Mine
Chas Carter, a miner at the Cleveland mine, was instantly killed by a slate fall. A driver found a huge chunk of slate on the shaft. Investigation showed Carter under it and lifeless, having been dead for hours.
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Lucas
Chas Carter
Cleveland
Carter
Iowa Man Hangs Self In Erie Yard
The body of G. Harger of Randolph Iowa was found suspended from the rafters of a box car in the Erie railroad yards at Chicago. He hung by four handkerchiefs tied together. A blue ink tattoo on his right arm bore his name and a slip in his pocket read Randolph Town. The man appeared to be about 56 years old.
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Derglass
M. Jenets
Charles City
Mr. Jeneth
Jake Logismann
Burelington
Edna Inhelder
Davenport
West Davenport
Slough
Verne Ballard
Eagle Grove
Northwestern
Alton
Ballard
Hawthorne Glove Company
Town City
William Sells
Indianola
Creston Hardware Company
Creston
Jones
No. 1
Hocking
Bussey
W. C. Spelman
Council Blutts
Missouri River
Spelman
Tie
Frank Champlin
City Bank of Race
Champlin
Boone
National Order of Railway
Towa
Towa City
Magele Brown
Sioux Ily
Missouri Pacific
St. Lows
Morene
Brown
Merri Brown
United States
Waterloo
Grandma Shaffer
Mrs. Reed
Rock Island
Brandon
Spring Beach
Manchester
Kaukon
Waukon
Portland Exposition
Sac City Institute
John D. Rockefeller
J. D Collins
Shepard
Sigourney
Thornburg
Nathan G. Roosa
Border Plains
Iowa
Lincoln
Roosevelt
Dubuque
Sioux City
Bertha
Gilbert
Chicago & Northwestern Railway
Fort Dodge
Ankeny
Algona
Kossuth County
S.C. Jeffers
Hampton
Chicago Great Western
Edith Brown
Lake City
Perry
Clarke
Minburn
Munterville
Ottumwa
John Nelson
Nelson
Charles Burnstedt
Animall Town
Chicago
G. Harger
Randolph
Erie Railroad
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