Quips and Quirks from a Rapid-Fire Essay Parade
A string of wry lines riffs on war fear, social mores, and modern tech. Observations touch on China and Russia, automobile mania, marriage wisdom, and witty asides about shoes, money, and public life. A playful mosaic of mock headlines and one-liners.
Carnegie's rumored fortune questioned by tax foes
It is claimed that Carnegie has more than $100,000,000 left. This may be a rumor spread by his enemies aiming to attract tax scrutiny.
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Carnegie
Sullivan critiques Emerson on the Over Soul in Boston satire
A Boston observer mocks Emerson’s Over Soul with a sharp aside that he “was full when he wrote it,” illustrating a local wit’s take on transcendental philosophy and rhetoric amid Boston literary circles.
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John L. Sullivan
Emerson
Money Owed Upstages Theatergoer in Box Seat
A man furious over personal debts finds his angst overshadowed as patrons around him ignore the theater action and stay absorbed in the performance from their box seats.
Blacksmith-turned-mayor astonished by voters’ hammering support
In Burlington Vermont a blacksmith who recently became mayor is surprised at the large number of people backing him. An aside notes many claim cures for rheumatism while a panacea for political ills earns a place among leading nuisances.
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Burlington
Austrian princesses set to swim English Channel attempt
Two Austrian princesses and eight baronesses plan to swim the English Channel. The feat aims to push them four steps closer to a new stage in their varied careers, regardless of success.
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Baronessa
English Channel
Centenarian’s Death Noted in Kentucky Bedside Tale
A brief Kentucky obituary note states the centenarian did not reside in Clay or Breathitt counties where forty is regarded as a young age and implies a longevity claim in a local context.
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Kentucky
Clay
Breathitt County
American girl learns husband is a common worker
A reader notes that sympathy is scarce for the American woman who assumes a titled foreign husband is a noble figure but discovers he is merely a waiter or an honored coachman.
Multilingual New Amsterdam Then and Now
The article notes that in New Amsterdam eighteen languages were spoken, led by English. It contrasts past and present by saying more than eighteen languages are now spoken, yet English is not among them.
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New Amsterdam
Russians Press Urge Czar Facts for American Papers
Some Russian newspapers call for government to supply Americans with true conditions inside czarist Russia. The piece notes censorship looming as authorities may crack down if they fail to disclose.
Rich Young Man Douglass Gordon Sparks Barbery Tip Scandal
Douglass Gordon a wealthy New York socialite gave a $1400 check as a tip to a barber after being shaved days earlier. The incident highlights his wealth and a tensions with Senator Hanna's family as controversy swirls around the young man.
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Douglass Gordon
New York
Hanna
Douglass
Capitol heating contract goes to L H Kurtz Des Moines
The capitol improvement commission awarded the heating ventilation and electric lighting contract for the state house to L H Kurtz of Des Moines. Work begins soon and is to be finished by December 1 as specified.
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Capitol Improvement Commission
State House
L. H. Kurtz
Des Moines
Kuro
John Thordson
Council Bluffs
Martin
Lisbon
Fred Risler
Davenport
Njured
T. A. Myers
J. R. Barnes
Ernest Veal
Theodore Hecht
Traer
James Morlock
Ottumwa
J. Edward Cate
Chicago
Wm. Armstrong
Pullman Porter
Cedar Rapids
Trains collide near Clermont causing wrecks and panic
A gravel train crew is blamed for a wreck that derailed the baggage car mail car and smoker near Clermont while the coinceding crashes echoed like cannon reports. Many aboard were panicked as coaches filled with passengers.
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Iowa
Carroll
Charlie Kucera
Cedar Rapida
Centerville
Clermont Hosts Lincoln Monument and Henderson Statue Dedication
In Clermont on June 20 over 6,000 gathered for the Twelfth Iowa reunion, Lincoln monument presentation, and unveiling of a bronze statue to Col. Henderson, gifted by William Larrabee. Col. Henderson’s tears fell at the base as flags and speeches honored the heroism of local veterans and Upper Iowa University figures attended by prominent guests.
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Clermont
Larrabee
Twelfth
Iowa
D. B. Henderson
William Larrabee
Co. Henderson Loward
Twelfth Iowa
Helen Larrabee
Col. Henderson
Lieut. Cole
Sorens
Upper Iowa University
Beulah Wright
Chas. D. Neff
Old Upper Iowa University
Co. Henderson
Dave
Dolliver
Col. Sweeney
Congress
Fourth
Col. Simpson
Kansas
Col. Reed
Mt. Vernon
Haugen
Northwood
Wreck near Raymond Kills Eleven on Passenger Train
Eleven people die and two are injured when Illinois Central passenger train No 2 collides head on with a freight train one mile west of Raymond. The crash results from misread orders by the freight crew on a curve at 2 45, with Pullmans central and aiding stability. Senior crew members and three unidentified persons among the dead. A second, unrelated note reports Karl Mayne shot dead by accident on a farm near Council Bluffs while tending to farm tasks. his death follows a bank connection with Ernest Hart. Memorial university announces progress and a major pledge from General Drake toward a $100,000 fundraising goal.
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J. W. Walker
Oscar Poll
Murray
Poll
Walker
Rock Island
Vinton
Homer Snyder
Jud Beall
Waterloo
C. Johnson
Denison
Illinoia Central
Cedar Falls
Webster City
Northwestern Felt Shoe Company
Iowa
Raymond
Illinois Central
Here
John R. Griffin
E. J. Bantz
Fred Scooman
J. C. Mills
E. R. Stickney
Dubuane
Karl Mayne
Bank of National
Ernest BE. Hart
Council Bluffs
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Mr. Hart
Mayne
Hart
Oliver P Shiras
United States Circuit Court For
Northern District of
Memorial University
Sons of Veterans
James Leggett
Morris
Francis M. Drake
Lynching of George White in Wilmington after murder
A mob of about 4000 took George White from New Castle County workhouse at 12:15 am and lynched him after he confessed to the murder of Miss Helen Bishop. Four mob members were shot by guards. two prisoners escaped as doors were battered down. Police and guards failed to stop the mob.
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Del
George White
Helen S. Bishop
New Castle County
Peter Smith
Delaware Hospital
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White
Helen
Bishop
H. A. Bishop
D. D
Ferris Industrial School
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George G. Waite
Edward Woodward
Local business suspensions loom over Century block
An Iowa city endures a winding tale of a grain brokerage firm tied to Sullivan and Talcott and Giles as its operations are halted. Patrons and workers await dues while coverage notes other regional concerns and a broader push for federal judgeships in northern Iowa.
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Satsen
Bat Rith
Tocal
Geo
Sullivan Grain
Century Block
Talcott
Giles
Ware declines a nomination for pension post in Kansas
Topeka telegram quotes Eugene F. Ware United States commissioner of pensions saying he has no desire to fill Judge Hook’s bench seat and would not be a candidate He had been suggested by Kansas politicians as a suitable successor to Judge Hook who was named to replace Judge Caldwell The note cites Ware’s firm stance against pursuing the judgeship.
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Iowa
O. P. Shiras
Dubuque
Thomas D. Healy
Des Moines
N. M. Hubbard
Craig Wright
Sioux City
F. H. Hessell
Storm Lake
J. O. Longueville
Clifford P. Smith
Mason City
Jom C.sherwenpatso
City
Topeka
Kan
Eugene F. Ware
United States Commissioner of Pensions
W. ©. Hook
Ware
Kansas
Judge Hook
Caldwell
Riot at Risal theater in Manila shocks audience
A seditious play at the Risal theater in Manila on June 23 triggered a disturbance. One actor is hospitalized and an actress nursing a broken foot after Americans, angered by the play’s sentiments, punished the performers.
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Manila
Risal Theater
Baer Re-Elected Reading RR President
George F. Baer was re-elected president of the Reading Railroad by the new board of directors on June 28 in New York. W. R. Taylor was re-elected vice president and secretary, with W. Church as treasurer.
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