Citizens critique voting machines and public hiring pace
The piece reflects on voters avoiding machine governed elections while others push for public jobs. It notes satisfaction with current government operations and laments the shift from a march of civilization to a fox trot. It mentions many being urged to run for office after proposing public positions.
Conservators Back Plan To Plant More Plum Trees
Forest stewards push for expanded tree planting while politicians back plum trees. Past Thanksgiving gratitude shifts to caution over eating too much, urging moderation among communities.
Lawmakers Debate Burden of Legislation Across Nation
A critic argues that excessive laws burden citizens while lawbreakers gain by newly created rules. The remark highlights tension between governance and enforcement across the political landscape.
Women’s skirt length debate prompts law idea
The remark suggests a legislative approach to enforce shorter skirts by pushing Congress to pass a law. It frames a provocative solution by treating dress length as a matter for federal action.
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Arson Convicts Challenge Free Speech Fire Talk
The report notes that individuals jailed for arson are criticized for inciting further unrest through inflammatory rhetoric. Community leaders condemn the incendiary talk while prison sentences highlight ongoing tensions between punishment and public discourse.
Speeding motorists oppose crossing abolition
The readers are told speeding drivers fear railroad grade crossings being removed because it would end the thrill of races with locomotives.
Leap year marriage waiters in neighborhood
A brief notice notes only a few weeks remain before Leap year with none of the girls in the neighborhood reported to be rushing to marry on January 1.
Automobile Parking Needs in Town Centers
Cities face a growing auto parking problem as horse era streets fail to handle modern traffic. Cars crowd streets and create danger for pedestrians, especially children, making generous parking space essential for attracting motorists and sustaining commerce.
Savings Shocks Prompt Recovery After 1927 Floods
The piece notes how sudden floods in New England and other 1927 disasters wiped out savings of merchants and farmers. Yet persistent hope drives many to recover, adapt, and even improve methods after losses.
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United States
Business Prospects Show Stable Confidence Amid Quiet Activity
Business leaders report conditions steady with activity not far from desired levels. A National Association of Manufacturers survey based on 22 industries finds 33 percent better, 27 percent unchanged, and 40 percent poorer than last year, yet confidence remains. Bank deposits rise, living standards improve, and lower money rates spur ongoing production and purchases. The text suggests a durable, healthy foundation for continued growth.
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Sacrifices for Education Seeks Fair School Access
A rhetoric on children’s right to education notes 30 million U S children aged 5 to 17, only 2.5 million in school, 27.5 million seeking entry daily. It cites annual costs of about two billion dollars and praises sacrifices by American families, while condemning ungrateful youths who fail to participate.
Sheep milk cheese project planned near Crete
An enterprise to produce cheese from sheep milk is launching on the Day farm east of Crete. A 100 head starter herd from Slav origin is joined by 296 acres leased by four Whiting, Indiana investors. Plans call for 400 sheep at full operation with hand milking and local market delivery soon.
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Cow Story: Seven to One Feeds and Milky Lime Trade
A cow must assimilate 700 pounds of corn to supply the lime in 100 pounds of milk, outlining a curious feed-to-output ratio. The note frames a historic agricultural calculation linking feed intake to milk yield in simple terms.
Murder in the Pot Shares Burden of Stolen Goods
A brief crime item notes a chaotic mix of stolen and legitimate items destined for a single batch. Authorities describe the case as a local theft and distribution network where contraband goods mingle with lawful purchases, with investigations ongoing.
Husband and Wife Reveal Self Sewn Wardrobe
A husband jokes about his wife sewing on his garment while she reveals she is making all her own clothes now. The exchange hints at a shift toward self sufficiency in their domestic routine.
Not Like Gas Joke Ends In Bottled Light Laugh
An elderly countryman recounts a London trip to his wife. He stayed in a hotel where the bedroom light burned all night. He admits he could not blow it out because the light was in a bottle.
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Progressive Salvation
Phyllis recalls accepting George who claims to be in the seventh heaven. Joan quips he may have seen engagement six times before.
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What the Judge Thought: Ennis Old Crier’s Court Shout
Judge Parry recalls an Ennis, Ireland, crier who attempted to clear the court by shouting All ye black guards that isn t lawyers quit the court. The anecdote spices legal history with a vivid courtroom scene.
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Ireland
Old Kensington Police Horses Recalled From Chicago Days
A twenty year old note recalls Kensington police station buying two Arabian horses touted as Chicago’s best. The pair sometimes pulled the patrol wagon to Riverdale on Saturday evenings.
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Joking Engineer Replies with Quip on Engine Repair
An old railroad anecdote recalls a chief engineer asking what was needed to fix a failing locomotive. The master mechanic received a reply that humorously suggested nothing more than jacking up the whistle and building a new engine.
Girl Water Boy Incident At Riverdale Park Game
A young female fan ran onto the Riverdale Park field during Homewood’s third quarter surge to grab the water pail from the water boy and offer the team a drink. When the water boy tried to reclaim his pail he received a punch in the jaw from the same spectator.
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Homewood
Ivry man for his own country joke on deck
An Irishman and an Englishman aboard a steamship returning home debate patriotism. The Irishman cheers for Ireland while the Englishman curses Hell. Pat agrees that each man supports his own country.
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Little Eva Impersonation Delights Armistice Crowd
At the Armistice night celebration the American Legion praised Odenwald for impersonating Little Eva Tanguay. Frank Wulff thanked him for his contribution, noting the crowd’s limited appreciation of his high class comedy and lamenting the lack of taste among the boys.
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First Day on Bench Ends With Humorous Bootlegging Penalty
A recently appointed judge faced his first case a bootlegger. Unsure of the punishment he stepped out to consult an older judge who advised him not to sentence the offender to more than four dollars.
Uncertain berth confusion aboard ship
An elderly passenger asks a steward for her berth and forgets the number. A fellow passenger suggests she recalls a detail that the port hole overlooked a lighthouse, prompting her realization.
Did your wife hear you come home last night
A witty exchange about a wife waking from light sleep when a thermometer falls, revealing a humorous domestic moment.
Absent-minded Professor Sells Spare Play Tickets
The professor, with two tickets to a popular town play, misses the event due to a prior engagement. He offers the seats to friends, who reply that they are his hosts for a dinner party.
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Dolton
Charity Exchange With Rockefeller Over $5,000 Gift
A brief anecdote recalls a charitable gesture where the speaker returns $5,000 to John D. Rockefeller saying he needs it more, urging him to keep the funds. The line reflects mutual respect and humor in a high society exchange.
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Rockerfeller
John
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