Witty quotes on current events and society
A column of satirical quips targets Prohibition era excesses and public life. Jests touch on police, Hoover, prison outbreaks, car horns, marriage traditions, college fund raising, India conflicts, and baseball umpires, offering light social commentary with a sharp punch.
The DIRT ROADS
Propaganda on road quality traces back 40 years with bicycles and cars. With 600000 miles of hard roads and about 3000000 miles of dirt roads, many country routes remain rough, sandy, and muddy. A system to improve back roads within small-town budgets is sought, as new processes promise possible progress.
The Car Behind and Road Courtesy
A discussion on driving focus and hazards for motorists, noting pedestrians and crossroads demand attention. It describes tailgating horns and rude drivers, suggesting ignoring such behavior as the practical response rather than reporting. The piece reflects common driving etiquette concerns of the era.
Cautious Driving Preferred Over Horns in Congested Traffic
The author argues slowing in heavy traffic is safer than honking to push others along. The following driver bears responsibility to stay under control, while horn blasts are labeled a nuisance that worsens road manners.
Land of Millionaires in India Outshines U.S. Riches
The Calcutta Statesman notes more millionaires in British India than in the United States. It cites a ruler with private jewelry worth 660 million dollars and hints at vast hoards of gold and silver. The piece suggests Americans explore selling more goods to India's ultra wealthy.
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Calcutta Statesman
British India
United States
India
Matrimony Courses Proposed by Judge Sabath in Chicago
Judge Sabath of Chicago urges schools to offer matrimony courses to teach youths the meaning and obligations of marriage. He fears snickering from students but argues many do not understand its difficulties. Parents often lack guidance, so a few clear talks from teachers could help.
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Sabath
Chicago
Notable Illinois facts from early state records
Tazewell County led U S bovine tuberculosis eradication efforts first in the nation. The Braille Messenger, the first Illinois blind newspaper, arises from the Illinois School for the Blind in Jacksonville. Illinois surpasses several states in oil wells combined. Charles Hertel of Belleville, 84, is the oldest active public school teacher in Illinois. Chicago has the most professional colleges among U S cities. Oak Park reports Illinois’s lowest infant mortality rate. The Field Museum in Chicago houses the world’s largest meteorite collection.
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Tazewell County
Illinois
United States
Braille Messenger
Illinois School For the Blind
Jacksonville
Charles Hertel
Belleville
Ilinois
Chicago
Oak Park
Field Museum of Natural History
Crankish Tales Hidden Between Buried Jokes
A curious collage of lines blending mystery and humor touches on theft, editors, pallbearers, ministers, and homely quips. The dialogue veers through mischief, satire, and social observation with sharp wit and paradoxical forms.
The Eternal Feminine and Quotations of Life
A humorous vignette contrasts romance with marital quirks as a man notes his wife’s shopping. The piece lists seven self-improvement paradoxes and faults including crushing others, worrying about unchangeable things, and neglecting reading and saving habits.
Fragmented Magazine Quotes and Quick Wits Snippets
A collage of satirical exchanges and puns on marriage, manners, and social norms. The dialogue riffs on choices in partners, parental honesty, and trivial conclusions, with quips about names changes and household duties.
Mrs Adeline de Walt Reynolds Graduates in French
Mrs Adeline de Walt Reynolds, seventy, receives honors in French from the University of California at Berkeley. She plans to return to the university in 1938 to pursue her M A degree and is mother to four children, one of whom recently graduated from the same university.
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Adeline de Walt Reynolds
University of California At Berkeley
European scientists devise bones to estimate ancient heights
European researchers propose methods to estimate the stature of prehistoric individuals by measuring one or two bones. The technique translates bone lengths into height using established tables, aiding anthropological studies.
Deep Well Water Declared Pure Without Purification
Water from deep wells is described as so pure that no purification is necessary. The claim highlights exceptional intrinsic cleanliness and implies potential changes in treatment practices.
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