Theater remark sparks playful confusion
Two college boys watch a play and joke that the actress resembles one of their aunts. One admits it is amazing because the actress is not his aunt, yet he suggests this similarity makes the scene more remarkable. The other boy questions the claim as they share a light moment.
Best Way Out
A sentry stops a uniformed figure from entering a camp demanding a password. Major Jones admits identity but cannot provide the password. The sentry refuses entry and a voice from the guard tent orders shooting the intruder if he persists.
That Man's In Again In Suburban Morning Whispers
A suburban resident exclaims delight at hearing leaves whisper outside the window while a city man notes he dislikes the grass moaning. The playful exchange contrasts rural calm with urban irritation, highlighting differing reactions to nature sounds.
Denver to New York City by dial tone geography lesson
A humorous exchange debunks a student's claim about Denver’s location. The dialogue jokes that Denver is nowhere near New York City, then plays on a radio dial misreading to place both cities on a single line.
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Johnny
Denver
New York City
Yessum
System Surprises in Politics Highlight Delegates and Managers
An observant citizen warns that surprises will occur in politics while Senator Sorghem notes managers run the process so tightly that the delegates who slip away cannot disrupt the program.
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Sorghum
Why Chickens Are Whitewashed Inside Hen Houses
A subscriber asks why the inside of chick en houses is whitewashed. The editor explains the practice prevents chickens from pecking grain from the wood, protecting feed and reducing waste.
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Wisdom
Senator Sorghum Seeks Honest Speech Balance
In a public exchange, Senator Sorghum questions the crowd about belief in political rhetoric. He concedes he will not reveal every belief but argues speakers should not distort or hide their intentions.
Early to Bed Uncle Eben Reflects on Chickens
In this rustic remark Uncle Eben notes some people push for sleep with the chickens but those who own the birds may not fully trust them. The line captures a folksy sentiment about routines and the keepers of animals.
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Eben
Tiresome Scene Echoes Through Landscapes
The fragment evokes a weary view of a landscape with repeated yawning chasms and a sense of monotony. The terse lines hint at an observer noting dullness in the terrain and the fatigue of perception.
De difficulty of political speeches confuses Uncle Eben
Uncle Eben jokes that political speeches at the New York fair leave him too enthused to recall the topic. He notes the bustling buildings distract from thoughts on the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and police regulations.
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Eben
Encounter in the cage with a Hon
Tyto recalls facing a Hon alone and weaponless. He notes the creature crawled closer, he considered drastic actions but chose to retreat and move to the next cage.
Old Adage Cited In Divorce Hint
A cheeky adage suggests Hicks has already divorced his wealthy widow. The quip echoes the saying a fool and his money are soon parted, reflecting gossip on a high-stakes split.
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Hicks
Auction of a parrot stirs bids and wit
A gold digger’s estate auction opens with a parrot on the block. The auctioneer questions a bidder’s offer as a bystander offers a bean, another two dollars, and the parrot finally promises a kiss for five dollars.
A Poser About Global Gender Knowledge
A humorous exchange features Bones and a statistician debating gender ratios and whether half the world understands the other half. The joke hinges on the idea of one half not knowing how the other half lives.
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Bones
Nice of Him Punchline Reveals a Door Moment
A humorous anecdote about an impolite exit and a mistaken usher. The speaker recounts being thrown out after claiming to belong to an important family, then the usher apologizes, admits the error, and reenters through the back, only to be expelled again through the front.
Why Not Aunt Emma
A mother asks her son to give a present to the boys next door who have no parents. The boy eagerly suggests giving them Aunt Emma as a caring gesture.
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Aunt Emma
College Bread Man Headlines Bakery Aid at School
A story notes a man claiming college bred background who assists in a bakery at the big school. The item emphasizes his education linked to his work at the college bakery and hints at local interest in the campus kitchen’s staff.
Turn About Specialist Question on Paying for Necessary Operation
A dialogue questions whether payment should determine the necessity of an operation. The patient asks if the doctor would deem an operation necessary if the patient could not pay. The exchange explores medical ethics and financial constraints.
Lint on the Lung Rumor Stirs Labored Talk
A rumor circulates in the town alleging a dangerous ailment called lint on the lung. The exchange questions the illness and its cause, attributing the phrase to gossip and idle chatter.
Ice Cream and Cake Planned for 20 Boys
A hostess reassures Mrs Jones that enough ice cream and cake exist for twenty boys, noting the mothers were invited to the event.
Sad Mistake Sparks College Departure tale
Mr Brown explains his son left college due to poor eyesight after mistaking the dean of women for a coed. Mr White confirms the incident and its impact on his son’s college career.
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Mr. Brown
Mr. White
Fearful Insurance Agent Urges Accident Policy
A dialogue frames an insurance agent pressuring a prospective client to take out coverage while the client insists he is already unsafe at home, highlighting risk awareness and reluctance to insure.
Restraint Quoted by Hi Ho Sage of Chinatown
The saying attributed to Hi Ho the sage of Chinatown declares restraint unappreciated as a dog refuses a muzzle, illustrating a humorous or cautionary note about discipline and self control.
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Hi Ho
Chinatown
Decline in Young Children Boosts Milk Promotion Need
Leland Spencer reports on New York state college of agriculture findings. A shrinking birth rate demands intensified milk promotion to adults and adolescents, plus cheaper Maid milk for low income families. Dealers’ retail spreads rose after the Depression, driven by wages and labor use, affecting public attitudes. Outlook tied to commodity price trends.
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New York State College of Agriculture
United States
Cornell
Green Vegetables Add Vital Nutrients to Diets
Leafy green vegetables are valued as protective foods rich in iron, vitamin A, and calcium. A nationwide survey shows these nutrients often missing from American diets while greens also supply vitamin G C and B vitamins and provide dietary bulk for overall health.
Aerial Photos and Farm Records Under AAA
The Agricultural Adjustment Act advances aerial photography for land mapping and field measurement to verify soil conservation compliance. Air photo checks cost about four cents per acre versus six cents with older methods, and the expense is deducted from farmer payments.
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AAA
Farm Facts and Trends Highlight Agriculture Notes
The piece notes US mushroom cultivation under half a century old and Ohio’s 1938 farm income, with crops totaling 63.9 million dollars and livestock products 218.7 million. It cites New York dairy inquiry endorsing artificial insemination, and compares prewar power use to modern machinery costs plus a garden fertilization tip of one cord manure per 5,000 square feet.
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Ohio
Five Came Back shines on modest budget with strong cast
A review lauds the B movie Five Came Back from RKO as surprisingly good thanks to a solid script and capable cast led by Joseph Calleia Lucille Ball Wendy Barrie C Aubrey Smith and Chester Morris Director John Farrow and producer Robert Sisk emphasize story over budget noting the film’s jungle airliner landing plot and sharp dialogue The piece also notes cast changes due to location delays and mentions other industry items including Alec Templeton Gabriel Hecater and Conrad Nagel in current radio and film projects.
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Five
RKO
Robert Sisk
Joseph Calleia
Lucille Ball
Wendy Barrie
C. Aubrey Smith
Chester Morris
Two Summer Dress Patterns Offer Versatile Styles
The pattern No 1779 suits sizes 34 to 48 with a V neck, short sleeves or collar options and uses 4% yards of fabric. Pattern No 1783 fits sizes 12 to 20 with frock and jacket pieces needing 4% yards of 35 inch material plus trimming. Send orders to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept Chicago Illinois. patterns cost 15 cents.
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Chicago
Ill
Bell Syndicate
WNU
Gay and Interesting Cushion Covers Demonstrated by Mrs Spears
Instructions for making bright summer cushion covers from old dress parts and winter silk covers are shared. The piece includes steps for round and patchwork designs and suggests patterns and finishing tips. A notice offers two sewing books for sale with free leaflets for two-book orders.
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