Gloomiest Tale on Record Ends with Happy Finish
A London Answers piece recounts Joe Taylor of Montana facing illness and imprisonment tied to thievery before a black comic chain of misfortunes. The homecoming tale ends with a sudden twist as the retainer reveals the dog has been stuffed, offering grim relief.
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Joe Taylor
Montana
London
Mercy My Carelessness Quite Overburdens Me
An American doctor writes a curious warning about kissing as a disease carrier. He muses that millions of germs could spread via lips and calculates enormous germ counts, his tone mixing alarm with comic arithmetic.
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Minnie
Eileen
Dot
Mabel
Dunn
London
Dizzy Dean Winners Offer Free Prizes Ad Read
A newspaper column advert invites boys and girls to read a Grape Nuts ad in another section to learn how to join the Dizzy Dean Winners program and win valuable free prizes.
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Dizzy Dean
Dizzy Deen
Battle Creek
Mich
U.S. A
Sinks Is Fong Sinks Is Fong The Place for It
A compilation of quirky, dated joke snippets and cartoonish banter from early 20th century humor columns. Lively exchanges include a brash bookmaker boast and domestic quips about maids towels and mispronounced phrases.
No ham found in sandwich, diner complains
Customer claims the sandwich lacks ham despite several bites. Waiter suggests trying another bite. The exchange ends with the line Dog-gone it arcanum bulletin.
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Arcanum Bulletin
Grow Vegetables Without Sun or Soil
A display at Rockefeller Center New York shows a method to grow fresh vegetables without soil using mineral solution nourished containers. Ultraviolet lamps replace sunlight, enabling plants to grow two to three times faster than normal.
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Rockefeller Center
New York
Washington Post
Ferry-Morse Seed Institute guarantees seed quality through 50k tests
Ferry-Morse Seed Institute notes over 50,000 tests yearly to ensure seeds will crow and 9,000 tests for quality. They describe eight decades of work at Rochester Michigan and Salinas California stations, developing foundation stock used on farms. Seeds sold after germination and quality checks with home garden catalog offered.
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Ferry
Rochester
Mich
Salinas
Cal
Ferry- Morse Seed Co
Detroit
San Francisco
Grumbling Over Tasks Leads to Smallest Effort
A terse complaint about doing tasks yields a slimmer workload as frustration fades and effort scales down. The note hints at prioritizing minimalism and efficiency in daily duties.
Domestic science class joke on spending money
A dialogue from an ordinary scene shows a daughter and father in a home setting. The father interrupts with a quip about ducks learning to swim as the professor teaches budgeting.
Cross Stitch Towels Pattern 787 for Households
Pattern 787 offers six embroidery motifs of glassware and china to decorate tea towels. Includes transfer pattern, stitch details, and material list. Send 15 cents to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. 82 Eighth Avenue New York for pattern.
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Needlecraft Dept
Eighth Avenue
New York
N. Y
Robot information boards debut at Glasgow Central station
Visitors to Glasgow can use the new informator at Glasgow Central to view trains to any destination. The device resembles London underground ticket machines with a window at eye level and numbered destination keys. A card lists stations and routes, sliding into view to show trains to and from the chosen station.
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Glasgow
Scotland
Glasgow Central
Inquirer
Washington Post
Old Clothes Market Skirts Global Trade Flows
The Los Angeles Tribune reports Goodwill bags from the United States feed a global trade, with the so called Old Clothes King of Europe selling discarded garments to Africa and Asia. J Frazier Vance details a yearly seven million dollar volume of unsold items moving overseas.
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United States
J. Frazier Vance
Europe
M. Thicin
Africa
Asia
Los Angeles Tribune
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