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Newspaper
Patoka Register
Location
Patoka, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Nov 10, 1944
Page
6
Satirical sketches describe Spain selling skimmed milk sweaters in Madrid with a shopper asking for size in quarts and pints. A Washington congressman uses a menu as a joke leading to a tip while a waiter notes illiteracy among friends. A farmer jokes his wife went insane after years indoors.
In a lighthearted exchange, Jones jokes about fruit peels and cooks. Smith counters with Crumby humor as participants share playful banter amid a casual gathering.
Harry questions Joe’s size while noting visible eating. Jerry asks if Joe eats when unseen. Nit questions radio comedians’ pay relative to senators. Wit counters that comedians are generally funnier, defending higher pay.
A tense exchange unfolds as Johnson is taken by ambulance for alleged domestic violence. Other speakers discuss caution about appearances and self defense amid the claim.
A chatty snippet shows neighbors trading quips about eye trouble and a playful jab about needing an eye opener. The dialogue also notes Betty's interest in football players and Joan's note about being the center of attention.
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