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Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jun 09, 1933

Page

2

Prohibition Fight Heats Up as Farley Pushes Repeal

The battle over repealing the Eighteenth Amendment intensifies as Postmaster General Farley lobbies for repeal to ease federal taxes tied to public works. Dry advocates, including Baptist conventions, push sternly against liquor, while the Senate probes the Morgan banking empire, shaping tax and policy debates.

Washington Jim” Farley Farley Roosevelt Congress Democratic Party

Kansas City Mayor Faced Paid Kidnappers Genial City Manager

HH. F. McElroy city manager of Kansas City admitted paying kidnapers 30,000 dollars for his daughter Mary's release after she was held about 30 hours in a dark cold cellar.

HH. F. McElroy Kansas City Mary

New Moderator Dr John S McDowell Elected in Columbus

Dr John S McDowell of New York elected moderator of the Presbyterian Church in the United States at the Columbus Ohio convention. Known as Two-fisted McDowell he is 63 and began work as a breaker boy in a Pennsylvania coal mine at age eight.

John S. McDowell New York Presbyterian Church of the United States Columbus Ohio McDowell Pennsylvania

Unclear play on words from Uncle Eten about acting smart

A fragmentary quote portrays Uncle Eten advising not to explain what one does not understand. He urges simply to act confident and make others feel they are the ones who are ignorant. The passage is colloquial and appears as a social remark.

Washington Southern Baptist Convention Northern Baptist Convention Senate Probe Morgan House of Morgan J. P. Morgan and Company J. P. Morgan Morgan Partners Morgan Bank Ferdinand Pecora New York City Pecora Mr. Morgan Congress Senate Committee Uncle Eten

Deportment Lessons Turn To Deportation Joke

A young heir visits the School of Deportment run by a bowing Frenchman. The proprietor promises a perfect system. He boasts a former pupil took only three lessons and was deported the next day, a pun on deportment and deportation.

School of Department M’sieu Tit-Bits Magazine

Strange Bird Says It Flies Without Wings

An odd creature remark boasts about speed despite lacking wings, noting it can fly nearly as well as humans. The exchange mocks a birdless animal that surprisingly outpaces expectations.

Bill

Unhappy Highwaymen in Crimson Gulch Exchange Barbs

A rugged exchange between a commercial traveler and Cactus Joe in Crimson Gulch reveals local highwaymen. Dust on the road marks their presence as they face a wary future after a harsh encounter with a reckless high-power salesman.

Crimson Gulch Cactus Joe

One Who Won Miss Slater

A fragment from Pearson's Magazine features a dialogue about a handsome house left by an aunt. The Colonel denies living there, noting his lawyer resides in the property.

Slater Pearson’s Magazine

His Lucky Day in a Quip from Hamburg Encounter

Quotation from Hamburg features Mr McTavish receiving a small coin in a playful exchange. The line recalls a dreamlike sum of twopence and a lighthearted offer to keep it this time. The snippet hints at a humorous social moment rather than a full event.

Imagination She Do you remember where you were first struck

A witty exchange at a masked ball is quoted from the Boston Transcript. The playful line highlights a flirtatious recall and a social scene captured in a newspaper snippet.

Boston Transcript

No Stopping It Teacher Willie

A Kansas City Star quip defines an adult as one who has stopped growing except in the middle. The tongue in cheek line playfully distinguishes mature status from ongoing physical change.

Willie Kansas City Star

Quite Capable Man Is New York Next Stop

The Mont real Gazette notes a brisk exchange as a traveler asks if a man is heading to New York and the porter confirms while offering a dismissive brush off. The dialogue hints at travel chatter at a transit hub.

New York Porter Montreal Gazette

Humorous Exchange From A Police Car Interlude

A joke captioned scene shows a policeman questioning a lady motorist about her car left twenty minutes, the driver retorts with a quip about the clock in the car being fast. The humor hinges on timing and mistaken clocks.

Humorist Magazine

Doctor Promises Hand Injury Won’t Hinder Piano Play

A patient asks if healing will let him play piano again and the doctor replies with confidence. The exchange underscores a hopeful recovery and the doctor’s reassurance about regained ability.

Heartfelt Eloquence on Stage Declares Not Guilty

The exchange shows Gawge-Ah answering Henry with Not guilty when asked what he said before a large audience. The Farm Journal notes the moment as a linguistic curiosity reflecting regional speech and courtroom phraseology.

Henry Gawge Farm Journal

His Humble Opinion Motorist

A brief quip from a Montreal Gazette item shows a driver asking for directions while noting the difficulty of running the 100. The piece captures a humorous reaction to transit or road conditions with a hint of regional speech.

Montreal Gazette

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