Juarez Pronunciation Lessons and Pious Puns
In a playful exchange the dialogue imitates Mexican pronunciation and exposes how nonnative speakers render Spanish sounds. A spoof on Senator Newlands’ eloquence turns into a misread line about elephants, cited by the Seattle paper and echoed by the Los Angeles Express.
Agnes and Will Echo Gentlemen’s Forgetful Proposals
A social snippet presents Agnes retiring at 8 p m while guests linger. A visitor jokes she goes to bed with chickens, she defends her youth and stays with mother. A late night proposal confusion unfolds through a humorous exchange in two letters from Harper’s and Red Hen.
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Mamma
Harper’s Magazine
Will
Red Hen
Daniel in the lions den in Sunday school anecdote twist
A Sunday school teacher asks why Daniel survived the lions. A curious juvenile explains it was because he belonged to the show. A doctor compliments a patient on following advice after the patient says he visited another physician.
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Daniel
Everybody'’s
Divorce Suit Arises Over Dentist Treatment
A Mrs. Cole sues her dentist husband for divorce claiming cruel treatment during a dental visit. She was gagged with a rubber appliance and subjected to a lengthy, domineering lecture while she could not respond.
Spring Weather Device Teases Two Uses
A brief exchange presents a device billed as versatile for spring weather. The Peddler pitches the item as fitting both cooling and snow-shoveling tasks, highlighting its dual function for changing seasons.
Eminent Citizen Remembrance Mentioned as Giants Trainer
A local newspaper voice questions a man about a hard faced youth praised as the town's eminent citizen. The speaker recalls the young man once joined a spring training trip with the Giants, noting doubt about the claim.
Pessimistic view on reciprocity and strain on land
N. C. Goodwin in New York at the Lambs quips about Senator Blank. He cites a ranch visit with a record crop, but Blank worries about the strain it will place on the land.
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the Lambs
New York
Senator Blank
Blank
Man's temper erupts over Easter eggs plan gone wrong
Elza Primmel, once famed for restraint, blasts Lemuel Tanmore after a prank in a Sunday school egg coloring scheme leads to a dye disaster. The two men clash, Mrs. Bithers flees, and Primmel finally proposes, signaling a forthcoming marriage and a radical change.
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Elza Primmel
Lfe
Mr. Primmel
Idelia Bithers
Brother Primmel
Lemuel Tanmore
Primmel
Brother Tanmore
Lem
Tanmore
Elza _Primmel
Elza
Bronze Turkey Sizes and Color Varieties Described
The article lists six recognized turkey varieties by standard of perfection. Bronze turkeys are largest with adult males 36 pounds and females 20 pounds, while White Holland is smallest at 26 pounds for males and 16 for females. It praises Bronze color and plumage, noting brilliant neck, back, and breast and tail feathers with brown penciling, black bands, and white edging.
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White Holland
Holland
Plymouth Rock Fowl Still Popular in 1909 Shows
The Plymouth Rock breed remains America's top fowl. A secretary's report shows 1909 poultry shows with 12 000 Plymouth Rock entries, 10 000 Wyandottes, and 8 000 Leghorns, followed by Rhode Island Reds and Orpingtons, suggesting these counts reflect overall flock numbers.
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American Poultry Association
Plymouth Rocks
Rhode Insland
Poultry Feeding Principles For Better Egg and Meat Production
Feed oats for muscle and use best breeding stock for eggs. Combine poultry with dairy farming. Collect hatching eggs often. Grow mangels for winter greens. Grit is essential for fowl. Guinea is a strong summer egg producer. Milk fed poultry earns higher prices in fattening pens. Kaffir corn is premier poultry grain. Linseed meal boosts bone formation more than corn. Hulled oats are best for feeding oats with clipped and ordinary oats last.
No Plural Marriages in Mormon Church, Smith Tells Conference
President Joseph F. Smith declares plural marriages have ceased in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He urges constitutional amendment to allow government action on plural marriages. The speech highlights church finances missions and baptisms in 1910 and notes few divorces among members.
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Salt Lake City
National Congress
Joseph F. Smith
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Tabernacle
Wilford Woodruff
United States
Anthon H. Lund
Francis M. Lyman
Quorum of Twelve Apostles
Heber J. Grant
Hyrum M. Smith
Lyman
Apostle Grant
C. A. Callis
Southern States Mission
George F Richardss
Orson F. Whitney
C W. Nibley
Brigham H. Roberts
Isaiah
Christ
Apostle Whitney
Nibley
Eastern States Mission Society First Reunion and Mormon Gatherings
The Eastern States Mission society held its first reunion Friday night described as highly successful with a brief improvised program, dancing and refreshments. In Salt Lake City fourteen missionary reunions occurred Saturday night with respective programs at each site.
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Eastern States Mission Society
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Salt Lake
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