Old Gobsa Golde and the Theatre Supper Joke
A fable-like tale features Old Gobsa Golde asking whether to wear dancing shoes or patent leather boots for a theater supper. His wife, in green and gold brocade, replies with a dark punchline that the best form for a man of his age is chloroform.
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Gobsa Golde
Yorkshire buyer teaches salesman to sell his goods
A commercial traveler delivers a long persuasive pitch to a shrewd Yorkshire father and son. The father asks the son to hear the talk again and then declares that is exactly how he wants his son to sell their goods on the road.
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Jock
Charm as a Life Attitude in Arthur Benson Essay
The essay argues charm is not mere manners but a deep life stance that welcomes beauty and rejects cruelty without self righteousness. Citing St Francis of Assisi, it frames charm as a genuine joy of life and a humane response to the world rooted in inner attitude.
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Arthurc. Benson
St. Francis of Assisi
Clergyman Credits Dodds Kidney Pills For Recovery
The Rev Edmund Heslop of Wis ton Pennsylvania suffered dropsy with swelling dizziness and exhaustion. After five boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills the swelling disappeared and he regained strength. He endorses the remedy and invites correspondence and free household hints music and recipes from Dodds Medicine Co Buffalo NY.
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Wiston
H. Heslop
Dodds Medicine Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Sweden's Waterfalls Hold Untapped 6 Million HP
About 6,000,000 horsepower available in Sweden's waterfalls, but current use is only roughly sixteen percent. The figure highlights potential for increased hydroelectric development and energy export.
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Sweden
Change of Petersburg Name Reveals Czarist Edict Spark
Emperor Nicholas I abolishes St Petersburg in favor of Petrograd, a shift seen as a blunt slur by some and a nod to Peter the Great. The piece notes debates on naming history, Peter the Great’s legacy, and the czar’s push for a western seaport aligned with modernization.
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Peter the Great
St. ‘Petersburg
Peter
Russia
Nicholas
St. Petersburg
Petrograd
Petersburg
St.Petersburg
St. Peter
Alecei Mikhailovitch
Ivan
Sophia
Remarkable baseball season in markedly favorable year
A Detroit News writer notes the American League and National League both enjoyed a prosperous, entertaining season. Despite war pressures and high player costs, most clubs benefited from timely breaks, with Detroit, Washington, Chicago, St. Louis, Boston, Philadelphia and New York trading sparks of success while the Naps lagged.
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Washington
Chicago
St. Louis
Boston
Philadelphia
New York
Chicago Sox
Browns
Feds
Athletics
Walter Johnson
Senators
Peter the Great’s Baltic Quest and St Petersburg Rise
The narrative tracks Peter the Great’s travels from Prussia to Holland and Vienna, his shipyard apprenticeship, and the 500 engineers he brought home. It details his Baltic wars with Sweden, founding of St Petersburg, fortifications, edicts to populate the capital, and its rise as a European commercial power.
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Hanover
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Amsterdam
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Russia
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Narva
Charles XII
Peter
Ingermanland
Gulf of Finland
St. Petersburg
Petrograd
Moscow
Europe
Hens Die After Consuming Pranned Apples In Waterloo
Mrs J W Chapman of 128 Tadins Street reports finding hens dead drunk after feeding her canned fruit that contained pranned apples with alcohol. A visit to the coop revealed three mature hens dead and several younger birds unsteady, some attempting to stand on their heads for the pullets, while others lurched about in the pen.
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Waterloo
J. W. Chapman
Tadians Street
Cows Learn Military Drill In Indiana Farm
In Connersville Indiana Forest Hardwell teaches 16 Jersey cows to perform drill movements. At milking time the herd lines up in double ranks, responds to Attention, and executes squad right and left, marching to the stable and then passing into the barr as directed.
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Connersville
Ind
Hardwell
Peace Leagues urged in every country by Endeavor trustees
Boston report notes the United Society of Christian Endeavor plans Christian Endeavor peace leagues in each country. President Francis E. Clark informs President Wilson of the day of prayer for peace on October 4, urging the 60,000 American Endeavor societies to hold prayer meetings that day.
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Boston
Christian Endeavor Peace League
United Society of Christian Endeavor
Francis E. Clark
Wilson
Clark
Christian Endeavor Societies of America
By the following morning the poultry had recovered head
A terse note says the poultry recovered by morning after an incident leaving a question about the head, implying a minor accident or injury to a bird. The line focuses on resilience with a lingering odd detail about the head.
New Orleans Man Files Hidden Divorce Suit
In New Orleans a shocking claim emerges that Stephen Evasovich, 83, a wealthy retiree, filed for divorce from his wife Gladys without public knowledge. The unusual case reveals rumors that he was previously believed to be single and a severe critic of women.
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Stephen Evasovich
Gladys
Evasovich
Eddie Cicotte’s Sneezing Balk Delights Baseball Fans
Eddie Cicotte of the White Sox tricked an umpire with a dramatic sneeze during a Philadelphia game. He claimed the balk was caused by a sneeze as he pitched and later nabbed a runner at first with a quick throw amid the distraction.
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Eddie Cicotte
Order of the Ketchoo
White Sox
Philadelphia
Eddie
Improved roads spark Virginia farm output surge
United States Department of Agriculture studies in Spotsylvania county show 1909 road investment of 100000 dollars increased farm shipments from 49000 to over 71000 tons annually, raised dairy output 140 percent, and cut hauling costs from 20 to 12 cents per ton mile, yielding about 41000 dollars yearly in savings. Dinwiddie and other counties also saw doubled loads and faster market times, explaining the statewide rise in agricultural production.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Virginia
Spotsylvania County
Fredericksburg
Spotsylvania
Dinwiddie County
Pittsburgh Sets Pro Baseball Attendance Record Verge
Baltimore claims the lightest paid attendance in professional baseball with 26 at Oriole park in an International League game against Newark but Pittsburgh records a true all time low in 1890 when the Pirates drew 17 paid admissions during the Brotherhood war era.
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Monumental
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All Central League selects all star team
Ten Central League writers name an all central team led by Evansville players Knoll and Fittery. Vann of Terre Haute is catcher, Grefe of Evansville at first, Sheehan of Terre Haute at short, Stiel of Grand Rapids at shortstop, DeHaven of Dayton in right field, Stanley of Springfield center, Stremmel of Dayton pitcher, Fittery of Evansville left handed pitcher.
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Evansville
Knoll
Grefe
Baker
Fittery
Vann
Terre Haute
Sheehan
Stiel
Grand Rapids
DeHaven
Dayton
Stanley
Sprinfield
Stremmel
Boland Fans Four in One Inning For Nashville
In the fourth game of the New Orleans Nashville series Boland pitched for Nashville and fanned four men in a single inning. Hendrix led off the eighth and was called out on strikes. Starr struck out on three swings while Barbare reached first after the third strike got away. Burns then struck out to retire the side.
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Nashville
Hendrix
Starr
Barbare
Burns
Bad Roads Excepted Excuse for Everything
There is an old saying that excuses abound for poor road conditions and delays. The line highlights frustration with infrastructure issues as a common justification.
Roads and Schools in Rural Districts Grow Centralized Education
Improved roads enable consolidation and centralization of schools in rural areas. Centrally located graded schools will serve all children within a four to five mile radius, improving access and organization of rural education.
New Road Machine Uses Fire Box Blast For Mixing
A new road making machine heats asphalt in the mixer by flames from its boiler fire box. The heated asphalt is blown into the mixing drum by a strong blast for thorough blending.
Packing Eggs With Dry Excelsior For Protection
Guidance advocates sturdy dry excelsior packing beneath eggs to cushion and protect them. Buyers should request candling to ensure egg quality, benefiting both customer and grocer.
Cleaning Dairy Utensils Emphasized for Purity
The article stresses careful washing and thorough scalding of dairy utensils as the only way to keep them clean and ensure they can be used for milk processing. It urges strict cleanliness to prevent contamination and support proper dairy practices.
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